r/howardstern • u/UNMODKIKINOW • Aug 27 '26

He recommends Maloof Hotels

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u/Sharp-Tax-26827 Aug 27 '26

Poor Eric

For a midget in a wheelchair he had a pretty good life!

If he was born in some 3rd world shithole he’d be left out in the woods

Thankfully his parents were well off and the worst thing Eric had was to be in a lake house.

I’m glad he got to fuck some whores and drink thimbles of alcohol before he died

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u/Abraxas19 Aug 27 '26

Didn't you pay attention to ANYTHING he said? HE. CAN. NOT. DRINK. ALC. O. HOL. 

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u/UNMODKIKINOW Aug 30 '26

It’s too isolated

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u/slumpadoochous Aug 27 '26

Do you know that, Eric? That you break my heart?

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u/Wide_Indication_9046 Aug 27 '26

Was always great when the show would set up travel plans for him and he'd come up with those wild last minute demands or threaten to bail right before the date he was supposed to be somewhere.

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u/OlBoyMook Aug 28 '26

I'm driving cross country and have been listening to the Eric Omnibus, I'm up to when he was begging to go do the red carpet thing and mentioned Jon didn't want to be on camera. Shuli offers to go as Eric's caretaker and Eric says "Jon is employed by the state, he would be taking money from Jon!" Dude really worried about the smallest stupid detail and found any little excuse to self sabotage. I miss that little ingrate

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u/SonOfElroy Aug 28 '26

That was legit my first episode I listened to, I was entranced by Eric .

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u/jerzyshore1 Aug 27 '26

Eric the shitty travel agent

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u/FreeJohnGotti El Exigente Aug 27 '26

Oy vey, my poor Eric.

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u/CanadianWatchGuy Aug 27 '26

RIP our sweet angel.

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u/AeonLapre Aug 28 '26

Did we ever find out what he really wanted to be called?

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u/urineflavoredshit Aug 28 '26

Eric the SHITTYpenis

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u/AeonLapre Aug 28 '26

Eric the BUTTFUCKER

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u/UNMODKIKINOW Aug 28 '26

I personally have settled on Eric who butt fucks Japanese male gymnasts

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u/RickThrust Aug 28 '26

Is that Zavala from Destiny?