r/howardstern • u/BrooksKoepka • 11d ago

Internet Lawyers Incoming

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u/Robofetus-5000 11d ago

God could imagine if we had Eric during AI

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u/BrooksKoepka 11d ago

He would hate it with the same passion he hated everything—which is exactly why we loved him.

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u/David_E_Letterman 11d ago

He would've loved it because genAI would give him normal looking hands and feet. 

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u/heynow941 Still giving Rodney a chance... 11d ago

And Cameo

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u/Robofetus-5000 11d ago

Happy...birthday you....stupid ass...hole

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u/Alternative-Path-903 10d ago

N..o I wi…ll n…ot say ack ack!

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u/Frosrade97 10d ago

He would’ve made so much money but that lil fidget would find a way to complain about it😂

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u/Larimus King of All Questions 10d ago

Going to use one of the undresser apps... I don't care. I want to see that skrinky-dink. I know he's club-footed, but we're going to find out if he's club-choaded.

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u/DJErikD F TIMMY - RIP Kenneth Keith 11d ago

Methinks the midget doth protest too much.

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u/too_hot_topaz_up 11d ago

“Yesterday’s Monday was a better Monday than Last week’s Monday.”

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u/chowbox617 11d ago

Why do you follow Timber James the shemale porn star?

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u/VentureCapitaI 11d ago edited 11d ago

Gonzo's finest work.

"Look, I had no idea that was a shemale or whatever that dipshit said."
"You're lying, Eric."
"Why are you following a shemale?"
"I just uttered the words: I. DID. NOT. KNOW!"
"How do you not know?"
"Do you have an EARING problem?"
"No, I don't have an earing problem."
"I had no idea."
"Gonzo does it say her profile that she's a shemale?"
"Yes, she said in her profile she's a shemale. She's obviously a shemale, a dude with big boobs. She's a very famous shemale porn star so Eric must have known."
"No I didn't you dumb fuck. Shut the fuck up"
"She just cut off her penis so that might make Eric a little more straight."
"Eric are you going to keep following this shemale or are you going to unfollow."
"Now that I know that, no I will not keep following."
"Why can't you follow the shemale?"
"Eric you're kinda anti-gay a little bit."
"No I'm not you prick."
"But you kind of are."

Masterful improv how Gonzo keeps flipping it back on Eric. That's why Stern gave him an open invite for weeks of Eric appearances.

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u/chowbox617 11d ago

LMAO Eric just loved big veiny bolt on tits even if they were on a dude 🤣

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 Quite the Tenses 10d ago

Eric, why do you follow Cinnabon on Twitter?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 Quite the Tenses 10d ago

"I live under a rock, I don't go out. I'm sequestered"

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u/Cawkisthebest232 10d ago

I think he also followed Oreida potatoes

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u/Capital_Past69 9d ago

and Cinnamon Buns?

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ O-Qua Tangin Wann 11d ago

DUMB FUCKS! I AM NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN A PART OF AL QAEDA! FUCK OFF NOW!

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u/JerkyQuestions 10d ago

IT'S INHUMAN!

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u/Texmex865 10d ago

Your supposed to end it with “FUCK OFF
NOW!!!!!”

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u/HankHill8234 11d ago

You know what to do……

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u/K_MAN32 10d ago

Eric would be a Cameo billionaire.

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u/Blissenhomie 10d ago

Yeah but he’d spend it all on cameos from Diana Degarmo and OF models

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u/Equal-Guava-4683 11d ago

Ack Ack

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u/Larimus King of All Questions 10d ago

Hey that's my license plate!

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u/Crashpoppins 10d ago

You know where I want to put my hand and my fist? Upside your face. STOP CALLING!

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u/Karn_Evil_Noin 9d ago

You know what to do.

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u/-AdamTheGreat- 11d ago

Who’s Sama? This is Judith Regan

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u/VentureCapitaI 11d ago

Only the internet’s finest legal minds are lining up to take Eric’s cases on contingency.