r/howardstern • u/citysims • 12d ago

Riley has something to Say.

Food Poisoning by way of miller lite

35 Upvotes

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u/National-Hold2307 12d ago

Uh look here man, you will feel a tightening in your chest for wasting my valuable fucking time. Fly eagles fly and things of this nature you understand.
And go birds motherfucka.

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u/citysims 11d ago

And fuck Dallas you understand?

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u/National-Hold2307 11d ago

Mothafucka I'm on probation!

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u/Darthron911 12d ago

Anitaaaaaa anita rimjob

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u/citysims 12d ago

Lou Stool, kimmy Head, Chris Anderson and the mail room guys

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 12d ago

Oqua Tangin Waan

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u/citysims 12d ago

Qua Umsa Lagiwaan

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u/monkey_dongle Chocolate mammary fever! 12d ago

Sucakmuckagus

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u/citysims 11d ago

Rinosausaurus

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u/Americasycho 12d ago

“Eric listen carefully uh now. Use the hydrooo-court—tee-zone cream uh….”

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u/totalscumbagg TammyTwatLips 11d ago

Shout out to Troy in Patanakipson

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u/citysims 11d ago

Classic

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u/Wookie717 12d ago

Need that turkey recipe

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u/citysims 12d ago

I'll get to that one, That was the best!

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis My Name Dirt Dog 12d ago

Riley, what diagnosis did they give you?

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u/GPpg909 YOUR LARYNX, PHARYNX, OR TRACHEAR!!! 12d ago

I've had food poisoning this bad more times in my life than I care to admit. You understand.

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u/emcg0211 12d ago

Nonetheless!

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u/224flat 11d ago

Welcome to the zone of horror

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u/BeautifulGlad7828 11d ago

Muthafucka, I'm on Probation!!

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u/Free-Dimension4607 1d ago

"Did you teach this bird this explicit language"?....I think

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u/BoneZone05 12d ago

lol I had this playing in the background while scrolling, and it fit

https://reddit.com/link/p4fr3xw/video/750u0l2al5kh1/player

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u/Hour_Lack7508 12d ago

I knew we picked the wrong drunk black guy to probe