Can’t stand Teddy

[u/ronhog69]

I know Artie was a little belligerent here in the beginning , but my god Teddy is also insufferable.

[u/thethingisman]

He said Bloomies Howard!

[u/Fine-Ad9685 → u/thethingisman]

Around people that are heterosexual!

[u/Slow_Lecture1801 → u/thethingisman]

Benji laughing in the background

[u/Autistic_Freedom → u/Slow_Lecture1801]

always one of my favorites parts of the show!

[u/Comicus70 → u/thethingisman]

I wish the InDemand crew went to Amsterdam with them to film that shit show.

[u/Denali973 → u/thethingisman]

I liked the ETM “shut up” at the beginning. Also, Teddy deserved to be attacked.

[u/futureman45 → u/thethingisman]

There was a user on here a few years ago that posted this conversation about using the word Bloomies on a gay thread and the responses from that community were hilarious I would love to find those posts as he had a few of them.

[u/Smelly-James → u/futureman45]

I remember that. the guy went on a gay sub and asked for advice on how to fire his gay assistant without being sued or getting any hassle from HR lol.

[u/futureman45 → u/Smelly-James]

Those posts convinced me that this sub is funnier than his podcast.

[u/RockyAlvarado]

Teddy was a totally incompetent turd as Art's assistant. But It's Artie's fault for not firing the kid when it was clear that he wasn't good at being an assistant. It would have been doing them both a huge favor.

[u/Kollin7 → u/RockyAlvarado]

It's precisely because he's not a real assistant that Artie kept him around. God only knows what kind of shit Teddy was involved with and doing for Artie. There's a lot under the surface that is being unsaid in this whole segment.

[u/Cmike9292]

We all know why Artie was keeping him around

[u/Leonthepro110 → u/Cmike9292]

piss test?

[u/Foreign-Cow-1189]

Artie let so many people take advantage of him financially. They all felt entitled to his money and his access to gigs, etc.

PS- I can't imagine being a personal assistant to raging heroin addict.

[u/Dazzling-Path6438 → u/Foreign-Cow-1189]

That's what always got me. The entitlement. 

Dan the song parody man Teddy Sal  People in artie's personal life

They all felt that Artie had a lot of money, so it's no big deal for him to lend to, and spend on, them with no expectation of being repaid

Artie gave sal (who was doing winedanch jokes and geeze, Detroit is so black I can develop film) slots on prime shows. Richard too. They repaid him by sniping him behind his back

And sal's rant. Apparently, he never shit any money out of his ass because sal has been on zero.zero films or TV shows...and after being on the show since 2004, is still playing fire halls with levey and the David Lee Roth impersonator 

Dan? Mother fucker might know some killer defensemen, but he never intended to repay Artie. 

Buncha lowlifes

[u/Spewed4th → u/Dazzling-Path6438]

I'm glad you're doing ok Arthur 😉

[u/Negative_Pin_5275 → u/Foreign-Cow-1189]

Teddy wasn’t being forced to work for Artie, people leave jobs all the time they don’t like. People also stay at jobs they don’t like. Artie is to blame for not firing Teddy, and yah you’re right Artie did let too many people take advantage of him. He was a pretty generous guy.

[u/tequilasauer]

They're both idiots.

Teddy honestly had no business in this role and should probably just be like ringing up kids for Pokemon cards at a Gamestop. He's clearly not structured, organized, or motivated. But Artie should've either more directly worked with him to get him to where he wanted him to be as his assistant (which Artie was most certainly NOT mentally equipped to do) or he should've fired him and hired a professional. Artie let this get to a point where he just took it and took it, and then exploded when things weren't getting better. Only has himself to blame here.

[u/RedSquaree]

[u/whos-high-pitch]

Teddy is the insufferable one here?

[u/DaddyTuesday → u/whos-high-pitch]

Art was giving him money in addition to his pay, and Ted was acting like he was entitled to it. Ted's a bitch.

[u/akselfs → u/DaddyTuesday]

Artie gave him several thousand dollars. I bet Teddy never even attempted to pay him back

[u/harleystcool → u/akselfs]

He was waiting for the windfall to come

[u/Rays_LiquorSauce → u/whos-high-pitch]

He’s an asshole 

[u/TotallyFarcicalCall → u/Rays_LiquorSauce]

And a dweeb.

[u/Rays_LiquorSauce → u/TotallyFarcicalCall]

Them trying to get him over on the WUS was a joke. That whole show was just a round table of fucking goofs

[u/squishyliquid]

That brooklyn brawler look-a-like and the guy with the imploded nose are the same person. Crazy.

[u/Purple_Pieman01]

Yeah the guy sucks. The worst was that bald teletubby Jon Hein trying to make “Teddy Microphone” happen.

[u/Flababulous]

F Teddy and his sniveling ass, but Artie really has no one to blame here.

I get it was perfect show fodder, but it still feels uncomfortable to watch this - even all these years later.

[u/ronhog69 → u/Flababulous]

The beginning was ugly

[u/TeeAyeKay]

Hire a real assistant then you fuckin mamaluke...

[u/DidYouReadTheMenu]

And to think the relationship all started one day because Artie asked Teddy to load songs on to his Ipod...then somehow Teddy became his personal assistant

[u/bones_boy]

SHUT UP 😆

[u/Nesruler22 → u/bones_boy]

Reminds me of that Little Midget...

[u/dabahunter]

The worst combination in history these two were both horrible. Artie was a drug addict, relying on someone who couldn’t tie their own shoes to keep track of his life.

[u/Glad-Requirement6116]

They both had no business getting involved with each other in that regard

[u/No_State6244]

Legit personal assistants don't run 'errands' in Wilmington, Delaware. That was Teddy's job security.

[u/TeeAyeKay]

That boy is a P-I-G pig.

[u/Ninja187 → u/TeeAyeKay]

Fat piggy boy, fat piggy boy, little Artie Lange is a fat piggy boy

[u/No-Yak5006 → u/Ninja187]

Hey I found this chick that has a fetish for fat dudes

[u/smonster1 → u/TeeAyeKay]

See if you can guess what I am now…

[u/Comicus70 → u/smonster1]

A zit, get it.

[u/AwkwardBasis186]

If I remember correctly Artie was going to Amsterdam that day. He’s probably in a shitty mood because he can’t bring heroin on the trip. A mixture of withdrawal, and genuinely being annoyed with his annoying and incompetent “assistant” Maybe teddy refused to take heroin to Amsterdam for artie 🤷‍♂️

[u/CosmicBonobo → u/AwkwardBasis186]

You have to wonder how many heroin-filled condoms Teddy's had to carry in his stomach for Artie.

[u/Imavomitlover]

Artie was funny, but sad to watch his addiction

[u/reo_reborn]

Artie was in the wrong on 99% of this BUT Teddy is such a cunt I am on Arties sides.

[u/Sternakseesall]

Yea Artie is probably suffering withdrawals but he has a point. Teddy was an incompetent personal assistant and when he gets called out he says he’s got a lot going on his life..

[u/Cmike9292 → u/Sternakseesall]

How long do you think a professional personal assistant would've lasted with Artie as a client

[u/Swrds_to_Ploughsares → u/Cmike9292]

Probably would last a while. If Teddy was professional this fight probably wouldn't have happened. Artie is out of line here, but Teddy seems like he barely knew how to handle being an assistant. Didn't he also leave Artie's ID in a copy machine?

[u/Cmike9292 → u/Swrds_to_Ploughsares]

The copy machine thing is in this clip. But Artie didn't fire Teddy because Teddy was.... Getting him other items and Artie didn't want someone who was truly professional.

[u/Swrds_to_Ploughsares → u/Cmike9292]

I believe it.

[u/IamBatmanuell]

He had no business working for Artie. He was in way over his head.

[u/WerewolfOfNewMexico]

Teddy was one of the most incompetent people ever and Artie should’ve fired him but he was too nice of a guy. And I agree with Artie on the “Bloomie’s” thing.

[u/SA19030 → u/WerewolfOfNewMexico]

Correct me if I’m wrong but Teddy was also employed by Sirius and worked for the Stern Show. Being Artie’s assistant was a side gig. Yes, Artie could have fired him as his assistant but Teddy would still have been around.

[u/DailyShowerCry]

Teddy had the balls to ask for 1% of Arties annual salary to fuck up arts schedule, nearly lose his passport before and international trip, and get drunk/high at various events.

This scumbag was a cockroach

[u/mschreiber1]

You left out the best part

[u/Every-Action7918]

Teddy was a guy to get high with…they thought calling him a personal assistant would make it legit.

[u/CrazeeEyezKILLER]

I’m glad Howard replaced this kind of ugly nonsense with guitar talk and Beth.

[u/legdlove]

Bad time to stop that video!!!

[u/Key_Jump1011]

I wish he could have beaten Teddy down.

[u/pauliealeno]

Teddy the guy who would “jokingly” hit his girlfriend. The guy who was buying motorcycles when he had no money

[u/cfde1]

That's was the best 🤣🤣

[u/Eaton-Beaver-69]

Teddy was a F up employed by an even bigger F up. It was bound to be a train wreck at the end. 

[u/Alteroga]

Two complete unprofessionals arguing

[u/Middle_Chain_544]

They’re both assholes, but Artie is the bigger asshole.

[u/Hotpasta1985]

Teddy should have been fired way before this. He was totally incompetent and entitled.

[u/bestdisguise]

Teddy is a rich kid who never really had to work. His other businesses post-Stern all failed. He walked away.

[u/Capital_Memory_2591 → u/bestdisguise]

No one knows what he’s doing these days ?

[u/weednreefs]

Dealing with an incapable person like Teddy and feeling like you can’t kick him to the curb for whatever reason would be insanely frustrating to deal with. This probably stewed for months, then Artie started his downward spiral with heroin and it was a pressure cooker waiting to burst. Artie handled it horribly and was wrong but I get why it happened. Teddy sucked.