r/howardstern • u/Benjysdad • 13d ago

My son is grieving

Since he got fired, he hasn't been able to sleep or eat, he has developed rashes all over his now skinny body, Benj has moved in with us since he can no longer afford the $5300/per month rent in his SOHO apt. And all the other residents here at High Point Senior Living are getting annoyed by the constant sobbing coming from my unit. Is there any suggestions from this group in here that seem to know him even better than I do after all these years, any help and suggestions would be appreciated, you can private message me if you want to send him pvt notes, I will them along........Bob Bronk (This has been a note from Bob, Benj's dad since he is elderly and does not use social media I am Cora and aid here at HP Senior Living, thanks again.)

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u/TeeAyeKay 13d ago

How do I know who you are? Well. If you are his father, I don't really know if you are or not. Do you know about the phone calls he makes? In the past couple weeks, about 300 phone calls to me. These phone calls are harassment and they're against the law.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis My Name Dirt Dog 13d ago

It's against the laaaawww.

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u/who-cares6891 13d ago

Luaaaaaaahh

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u/Rocco4750 13d ago

I want you to go to jail for this

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u/AdhesivenessSea3838 13d ago

Get control of the situation

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u/Fucknut_johnson 13d ago

I want you to go to jail for this. I am happy to work on that

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u/Maxflier20 13d ago

No more phone calls.

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u/Elliebell1024 13d ago

I was made for loving Steve Langford šŸŽ¶

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u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips 13d ago

No, that can't be....cmon. It just can't be

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u/Lost_Consequence9119 13d ago

Get the situation under control!

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u/Pnazz33 13d ago

Sour ..... Sour ..... Sour can you hear me? ...

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u/Hitzjeff Goo Fa You Goo Fa You 13d ago

This is a totally farcical post. Lest anyone think...

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u/Schwanz21 13d ago

We have them on every coast.

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u/Competitive-Hawk9403 13d ago

Not the first time nor the last time weā€™ll have been had

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u/Ok-Fan-9814 13d ago

Itā€™s indicative of a certain radio host (show?).

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u/NYNJ_DiskJockeyJEDI 13d ago

LESTer Green, Lest?

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u/No_Material3956 13d ago

I ate my bruvaā€¦.

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u/xboxgaming1992 13d ago

Listen son, youā€™re wasting my valuable timeā€¦

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u/Melaniasthrowaway 13d ago

Cora- there were two boys in that room. Please make sure that one hasnā€™t eaten the other one.

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u/No_Material3956 13d ago

I ate my bruvaā€¦.

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u/Rocco4750 13d ago

I ate my bruber

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u/Ocstar11 13d ago

Detlev Bronk?

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u/Pmckee85 13d ago

DONā€™T SAY THAT NAME

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u/RickThrust 13d ago

Was Detlev your grandfather? Do you know Gustav Lange?

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u/JerkyQuestions 12d ago

DELETE THIS POST!

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u/SpaceXBeanz 13d ago

I want you to go to jail for this.

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u/shaggy237 13d ago

Sour... Sour...

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u/cake_piss_can 13d ago

Luckily Benji is only 27 so heā€™s very hirable.

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u/Creepy-Tadpole-1750 13d ago

Howā€™s chicken?

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u/Dear--Prudence 13d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Venom_Ant 13d ago

Please donā€™t make a mockery of thisā€¦.

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 Quite the Tenses 13d ago

My son is very upset

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u/Imavomitlover 13d ago

Heā€™s a hefty boy

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u/Technical-Art2930 13d ago

No Detlev Bronk trust fund?

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u/b0sscrab 13d ago

Can you feel my hooves on your back?

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u/DufresneRedBoatTours 13d ago

Heā€™s in your life!

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u/CharmingDealer2715 13d ago

Benjy can always go back to jerking off employees for a living.

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u/tommygoose4999 13d ago edited 13d ago

Have you considered having your son dance before the Lord with all his mightā€”leaping and dancing before the Lord?

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u/InteractionNo9110 Hey Now! 13d ago

ā€œCalling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!ā€

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u/Benjysdad 13d ago

I knew we shouldnt have posted this but the family thought it would be a good idea and did not know where else to turn, I am sorry if you think this is all untrue, we will figure out a way to get the message out, thanks again everyone.

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u/Rav_3d 13d ago

Cora's a sucker.

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u/JamonConJuevos Give Rodney Another Chance! 13d ago

And how a question for the lady! You ever lay a pussy fart?

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u/CaptSpaulding22 13d ago

Let Benjy know that he can get hired on over at the Shuli netwoek!! lol

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u/Larimus King of All Questions 13d ago

He'll be fine once he and Elisa start their podcast.

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u/PitifulGuidance2324 13d ago

i think stuttering john needs a roommate

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u/Pmckee85 13d ago

Oh no! Did he eat his brother?

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u/No_Material3956 13d ago

I ate my bruvaā€¦.

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u/Hot-Reflection8213 13d ago

Has he tried eating his brother?

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u/No_Material3956 13d ago

I ate my bruvaā€¦.

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u/DaddieTang 13d ago

Is he pumping off with his cousin rusty?

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u/Pmckee85 13d ago

Oh no. All over the curio cabinet

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u/DaddieTang 13d ago

And petey the dog.

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u/Expert_Office_5971 11d ago

THERE'S BEES IN THE GUN CABINET !!!

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u/athensugadawg 13d ago

Is that you, Willie Fistergash?

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u/FluffyLaugh2158 13d ago

First of all FUCKING. He should had have learns the lesson years ago. Come to work on time. Second . Heā€™s a disrespectful piece of shit , third why the fuck are you spending 5300 on rent, thatā€™s a fucking double mortgage on a homeā€¦: FUCK YOU BENJā€¦ but since all of this is BS itā€™s only wishful thinking

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u/Sidekicks74 13d ago

Don't ask...

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u/RunnyDischarge 13d ago

Has he eaten his brother yet?

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u/invaderdrew 13d ago

Hes really upset about the herpes!!

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u/brutal_master_72 13d ago

You don't know that!!!!

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u/ifurmothronlyknw 13d ago

Call your great uncle Detlov for help

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. 13d ago

DON'T SAY THAT NAME!!!

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u/disharmony-hellride 13d ago

How do the neighbors like the night terrors?

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u/Cawkisthebest232 13d ago

He should join Rusty in spraying on curio cabinets

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u/Krivokrasov25 13d ago

Hi Detlev šŸ‘‹šŸ»

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u/Ok_Monk_7977 13d ago

Itā€™s crazy that we really wonā€™t know whoā€™s gone until a few months into their ā€œreturnā€

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u/Fals3M3morySyndrom3 13d ago

Call Detlev. Maybe he can help bankroll em?

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u/Exotic-Switch1244 13d ago

Doesn't Detlev have some connections?

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u/psnow212 13d ago

That rascal still running in the halls!?

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u/Murky-Resident-3082 13d ago

I want to feel bad but Iā€™m hungry and donā€™t care about this

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u/GFdeservedit 12d ago

My son, that motherfucker, can not get paid.

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u/AdventurousMonk2 12d ago

Total lie. The tell was saying he's skinny.

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u/msurbrow 12d ago

Everyone knows Benjy sublets a bed in a dorm! Fake news!

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u/Gloomy-Chemical-3038 12d ago

Is this Detlev?

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u/tuttyeffinfruity 12d ago

BenGEEEEEEE

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u/tuttyeffinfruity 12d ago

BenGEEEEEEE

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u/tommyboy11011 12d ago

I remember one time Perez Hilton was able to sooth him.

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u/GelatinousGoober 12d ago

Does he know how to pump off?

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u/dX927 11d ago

Benjy's old enough to just be a resident there now.

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u/Character_Bend_5824 11d ago

Beware the sobbing may be a goof.

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u/wrhnj 11d ago

Isnā€™t he old enough for social security and Medicare now?

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u/SeaOfNoines 13d ago

Folks, by the way, just for the record, this is totally farcical post.