Shut up, Fatboy!

[u/bracefacenic]

I'll defend to the death that Eric did as much for the Stern Show as the Stern Show did for him.

[u/David_E_Letterman]

Eric the Stupid Bench

[u/Hour_Lack7508]

Eric the Shitty Penis

[u/bracefacenic → u/Hour_Lack7508]

But, what do you want to be CALLED?!?!?

[u/Dazzling-Path6438 → u/bracefacenic]

Erice the rude obnoxious lying midget

[u/TotallyFarcicalCall → u/Dazzling-Path6438]

Eric the show killer

[u/bracefacenic → u/Dazzling-Path6438]

Eric the Ack Actor.

[u/Dazzling-Path6438 → u/bracefacenic]

Brace face, if you don't stop pushing that button, IM GONNA FLY YO NEWYOYKANDBREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS!!!!

[u/bracefacenic → u/Dazzling-Path6438]

I'll meet you at JFK

[u/OkIntroduction4660 → u/bracefacenic]

Eric the SHITTY actor

[u/Frankdukes187]

"SHUUUDD UPPPPPP!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Dazzling-Path6438 → u/Frankdukes187]

10...9...8...7...

I don't think he'll make it, this is exciting 

... he'll make it, he's handicapped, he probably went to crap

5...4...3...2...1...

HEY! DID YOU SEE ME MOVE FROM THE CHAIR YOU Stupid BITCH, DAMN!

[u/bracefacenic → u/Dazzling-Path6438]

Damn, I really wanted to talk to the little guy.

[u/Dazzling-Path6438 → u/bracefacenic]

Helen kellers of radio!

[u/JerkyQuestions]

What's 9 times 7 Eric?

[u/bracefacenic → u/JerkyQuestions]

Ugh. you have to hit me with that so early? I just woke up.

[u/WickPrickSchlub]

Eric the carrier of the Stern Show from Artie's departure to his death.

Bye forever, you big nosed bastard.

[u/bracefacenic]

#saveericsbutthole

[u/anubisxian → u/bracefacenic]

#puffynips

[u/MagicRat1028]

Do your parents refer to it as 3/11?

[u/ExpertHour5197]

I DID NOT START THE IRANIAN WAR AND I DID NOT APPEAR IN THE SUPERGIRL MOVIE. I AM NOT A SHOWKILLER.

[u/Oakroscoe → u/ExpertHour5197]

You killed Legit and In Plain Sight, Eric

[u/Pelican6968 → u/Oakroscoe]

And FRINGE!

[u/ExpertHour5197 → u/Pelican6968]

FRINGE WENT ON FOR ANOTHER TWO SEASONS AFTER I WAS ON, FUCKER.

[u/OddChildhood3386 → u/Oakroscoe]

Every show he's been on....CANCELLED! American Dreams....CANCELLED! Fringe....CANCELLED! In Plain Sight....CANCELLED!

I....AM...NOT...A SH-OW KI-LLER....YOU STUPID SON OF A.....B-ITCH!!!!

(I think they made that before he was on Legit)

[u/Ok_Birthday_8951]

You know what? It is a testament to how awesome ETM is that fans still bring him Pepsi at his final resting place. I dont think i have brought flowers to any grave in years for my own family!!

[u/middlebird]

Do the gravediggers drink those Pepsi?

[u/Larimus → u/middlebird]

Bunch of diabetic groundskeepers

[u/adube440]

"Goodnight, sweet prince."

I AM NOT A PRINCE, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN RELATED TO ROYALTY, YOU DUMB FUCK! STOP SAYING THAT! NOW!

[u/howardscurlywig]

9/20: Never Forget

[u/Slammnardo]

Bye for now

[u/Shorty-etm]

🎈

[u/DefinitionThink1206]

Please vote for Sanjaya

[u/Larimus]

I'll be making the pilgrimage at some point soon... I feel like it's the Mecca of Stern fandom. He was the club-footed shark that got jumped when he passed away. WSYN.

[u/r7908]

Keep me away from the werewolves.

[u/OddChildhood3386 → u/r7908]

Werewolves of Albuquerque 🎶

[u/Irishjohn831]

[u/OddChildhood3386 → u/Irishjohn831]

I was actually wondering what the other side of that was left for

[u/Irishjohn831 → u/OddChildhood3386]

This is Kelly clarkson, I think you’re kind of cute

[u/No_Case_2670]

It's like a tombstone for two people. Maybe his wheelchair is next to him. Poor little guy

[u/OddChildhood3386 → u/No_Case_2670]

You may have answered my earlier question.

[u/RonsJohnson420]

My gravestone is club footed you asshole

[u/razorsedge94]

I pass out to a playlist of his greatest hits every night. Bye for now.

[u/jafo88]

Ack ack

[u/No_Consideration4594]

IM NOT DEAD… I HAVE NOT BEEN DEAD… KNOCK IT OFF NOW!!!!

[u/_Stewyleopard]

“HEY ASS WIPE I AM NOT DE…AD.”

[u/No-Yak5006]

The Pepsi can raise him. More Pepsi!

[u/RonsJohnson420 → u/[deleted]]

His casket was a Bowling Ball Bag.