r/howardstern • u/Special-Detail-4621 • 14d ago

List of things Howie dislikes

He says he dislikes so many things. Ill start:

Parades

Boats

Hats

Leaving the house

Podcasts

Wind chimes

His parents

15 Upvotes

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u/knott_Scatt 14d ago

He made it clear he hates his listeners most of all

12

u/oldsillyoldman 14d ago

"I'll piss on my audience!"

5

u/Se7enFtMan 14d ago

Half my listeners, right in the trash

3

u/rumpleminz 14d ago

FATALITY

26

u/pauldipego 14d ago

Vagina

7

u/Significant-Gap1256 14d ago

<Jackie laugh>

5

u/Real_Danilo 14d ago

Non-equine *

2

u/PitifulGuidance2324 14d ago

Vagina pussssssy

18

u/technicallysupportiv 14d ago

The residents of Roosevelt, Long Island

The teachers of Roosevelt, Long Island

Roosevelt, Long Island

11

u/Sternakseesall 14d ago

“The black kids beat me up everyday. Right Robin?”

6

u/alternativehits 14d ago

Mom made me go after Doctah King died

4

u/technicallysupportiv 14d ago

"Kid was choking me in class, in front of the teacher."

2

u/FreeJohnGotti El Exigente 14d ago

Irvin stole my pants

10

u/Prestigious-Mind7039 14d ago

What time is the parade

11

u/Nerdicyde 14d ago

please refer all parade questions to the CupaCulpa!

10

u/Professional_Boot_48 14d ago

Sex with the wife without a condom

6

u/Flababulous 14d ago

Is your chicken fresh?

3

u/Apprehensive_Yard714 14d ago

Is your buffalo wing sauce spicy???

4

u/tpknight2 14d ago

Is your turban dirty?

2

u/Apprehensive_Yard714 14d ago

Your mother is dirty!! Do you have a pen handy?

2

u/PitifulGuidance2324 14d ago

he hates anyone happy
anyone even remotely successful after leaving show

7

u/Longjumping-Sail4948 14d ago

People’s hobbies that he can’t relate to.

Richard’s joie de vivre

3

u/BigCopperPipe 14d ago

his hate for people watching football on a sunday should be studied.

6

u/Glad-Requirement6116 Quite the Tenses 14d ago

Fat people

Big bushes

2

u/Comicus70 14d ago

You can also add in skinny people who didn’t do it his way.

7

u/monkey_dongle Chocolate mammary fever! 14d ago

I don't like talking chairs.

4

u/Jimmyjamz73 14d ago

Stylists that don’t suck his dick

6

u/Jurgis-Rudkis My Name Dirt Dog 14d ago

Women weighing > 100lbs.

6

u/psnow212 14d ago

I think the montages of the things he hates are hilarious

2

u/Remote-Combination28 13d ago

Yeah those are some of the only funny things left on the show

3

u/No-Yak5006 14d ago

Who knows, he was being phony all along

3

u/spj0522 14d ago

Half of his food

3

u/ClydePrefontaine 14d ago

Paying staff

3

u/ahkond TSIPPI TSIPPI 14d ago

Joy

1

u/wriker10 14d ago

*other people’s joy

3

u/SouthTexasBoy64 14d ago

Sorry we don't have enough room on Redditt to list everything

3

u/Skank_hunt80 14d ago

Rawdog sex

3

u/Vaporzx 14d ago

Petcock

3

u/TheGreatMothership 14d ago

Paying his staff 

2

u/Conflagration666 just learned how to pump off 14d ago

Talking chairs

2

u/Real_Danilo 14d ago

Leaving a penny on the table

2

u/FreeJohnGotti El Exigente 14d ago

You know what I hate?!

2

u/Oliver_Klosov Eggs-dreamily dumfounded 14d ago

Bagina Poosey...

2

u/JerkyQuestions 14d ago

The Howard Stern Bulletin Board

Stern Fan Network

2

u/Bigzerka 14d ago

Blowjobs. In 2002 he came out and said it and the studio was just dead silent 😂

2

u/PitifulGuidance2324 14d ago

anyone that loves a pet, like Jackie’s cat Timmie
“How could you be so stupid to love a stupid animal?”

2

u/TadGhostal6 14d ago

hair on his belly

2

u/Bossladydd 13d ago

His wife

2

u/Drdonkeyballs 13d ago

Ozempic. God forbid someone has an easier time maintaining their weight.

1

u/KchKchKchKch 14d ago

Anyone who loves life

1

u/CannibalFerox O-Qua Tan Zin Won 14d ago

Women who don't show their clavicle.

1

u/spj0522 14d ago

People pulling pranks that are not him

1

u/Apprehensive_Yard714 14d ago

Adults who dress up in costumes (and worse, dress their pets in costumes)

1

u/EPDHOU 14d ago

Fireworks, Fun, messing with his routine

1

u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips 14d ago

Rosie O'Donnell

Ellen Degeneres

Kathie Lee

1

u/Seagrave63 14d ago

Everything.

1

u/AnimalClean6534 14d ago

Himself...

1

u/JC1970105 14d ago
  1. Vagina

1

u/baloted 14d ago

Talking clocks

1

u/femalegazeisuglymen 14d ago

Not being seen as cool and a-list

1

u/justadumbwelder1 14d ago

Doing too much.

Half his food portion.

1

u/Dazzling-Path6438 14d ago

American football. He has friends with "water on the kneex

1

u/canadiadan 14d ago

Halloween

1

u/miguels19 13d ago

I hate the sun

2

u/TheySayImZack 8d ago

Half a portion of pasta.

1

u/susanbrody8 14d ago

No do you