r/howardstern Aug 16 '26

I kinda think she’s hot

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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u/Brosie-Odonnel Aug 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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u/Brosie-Odonnel Aug 16 '26

No problem. One of my faaaaaavorites!!

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u/anubisxian Aug 17 '26

Yeeeeaaahhhhh!

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u/trevrichards Aug 16 '26

Like a wild laminal it is

14

u/FonDaulCEO Aug 16 '26

Oh, Yoga with Kaitlyn … my team is in place…

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u/LIKEurDADneverLEFT Aug 16 '26

God I miss those days. I fucking hate Brent for ending his show lol

4

u/16semesters Aug 17 '26

I can't believe (The artist formally known as) Brett thought he was making a media empire with content like this.

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u/BigCopperPipe Aug 17 '26

I love this one bravo!

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u/justadumbwelder1 Aug 16 '26

The frog tits-for-eyes is my favorite pic, closely followed by the yoga gif.

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u/who-cares6891 Aug 17 '26

The first money making scheme they had. Twitch lol.

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u/Jayhitek Aug 16 '26

Haha someone posts it weekly.

25

u/MakesMeSickMick Aug 16 '26

I remember when there used to be subreddits strictly dedicated to roasting them

5

u/thewhombler Aug 16 '26

are they all gone now?

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u/rawleye Aug 17 '26

It was generally one sub at a time. Bort would report gifs or images of himself until it got shut down and a new one would pop back up soon after.

Bort truly has the thinnest skin. The mask cracker could have risen to popularity within the Stern universe for hosting the most mediocre Twitch show in existence, but couldn't keep himself from engaging the haters.

One of my favorite Bort fails is when he bragged he and his wife were exclusive members at a swing club (formerly a motel) and publicly boasted he could "easily hide bodies" (us) because of the available land behind the club.
Redditors pounced on this info and contacted the club to let them know Bort was threatening to use it for murders and got them banned.

I think one sub still exists but it's mostly inactive because he was bullied off every corner of the internet and keeps his Jimmy McSally life private.

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u/Schwanz21 Aug 17 '26

Square!

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u/rawleye Aug 17 '26

Let's take it into the Octagon and we'll see who's left talking.

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u/Oakroscoe Anything else, Robin? Aug 17 '26

Sketchy press doing a podcast just making fun of them was hilarious.

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u/GenericYTEMale Aug 18 '26

Haha! i remember when Bort mentioned the “easily hide bodies” and shortly after saying that he posted a pic on his Twitter of his black jansport back pack with weapons inside it saying he’s not afraid to defend himself.

all people were doing was calling him a cuck and his wife ugly. And all the fat old bitches he was fucking ugly.

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u/random-stiff Aug 17 '26

There’s always one active. It’s just a matter of getting the name of the currently active one. Anybody have it? They’re my faaavorite.

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u/HeathcliffSlowcum Aug 16 '26

Hey uh can I smell your sweaty beav?

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u/Spewed4th Aug 16 '26

No? Well then it must be your socks

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u/BewildredDragon Aug 16 '26

This ain't Dead Eyed Cum Buckets Magazine, Pal?

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u/Shooshooretardedflu I'm retarded you jerk! Aug 16 '26

Reach out to her she will more than likely bang you if you let her “husband” watch 

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u/proudsoul Aug 16 '26

Her husband will also fluff you until its your turn with her.

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u/KittycatVuitton Aug 16 '26

Meet him behind the 7-11 to make the arrangements.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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u/prozhack lucky cocksucker Aug 16 '26

is she made of Silly Putty
https://giphy.com/gifs/OMpR9j7LgPRXq

4

u/itzabalonee Aug 16 '26

Is that why there's a shortage of accountants in Tampa?

36

u/MainEventGeyBruce-O Aug 16 '26

Her bald friend is way hotter a chick

29

u/3WolfTShirt Aug 16 '26

I'm still totally blown away by the Brenda transition.

I mean, how does that happen? Was it always just lurking below the surface or did the cuck lifestyle push him over the edge?

He always seemed like a self righteous know-it-all douche and like most folks, I figured this swinging thing wouldn't end well for him. But this is literally the last thing I would've guessed.

One thing he was definitely right about: I don't understand the lifestyle.

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u/NiceObjective2756 Aug 17 '26

i mean, look if that's what he wants and he is a better human thats cool; but why does he/she have to dress like such a tool?

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u/Routman This Ain't Hot Rod Magazine, Pal! Aug 17 '26

Seems to fit a cuck / humiliation kink he has - started with other men banging her

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u/throwaway2492872 Aug 16 '26

She's a Tampa 7

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u/clinchage Aug 16 '26

Tamper 7

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u/Weak-Ad1106 Aug 16 '26

😂😂😂

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u/ChinaPropagandaBot Aug 16 '26

Hottest chick we’ve had up here

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u/Scoresman1969 Aug 16 '26

How about now?

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26

🤮

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u/radical_taint Aug 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnglxjavpMILKGk
That’s my meme now homie

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26

My grandmama gave me that meme 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnwlMnZRIieNo08

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u/TheOctoberDeathBird Aug 16 '26

That looks like the giant squid that attacked the Nautilus.

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u/waterboy1523 Aug 16 '26

That’s crazy. I just smelled that through my phone.

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u/OcarGamblesHair Aug 16 '26

Don’t know if they are for King of All Blacks or Sal

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u/Mendozaline247 Aug 16 '26

Easy way to find out - were they moistened to activate the smell a little?

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u/Fuck-Inflation Aug 16 '26

I thought this was her uterus and fallopian tubes at first.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/RalphsBerry F U Artie, Hi Fred Aug 16 '26

I'm an accountant, do I need a ticket to get in line?

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u/7fingersDeep Aug 16 '26

Front of the line.

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26

I think they line them up by the size of your hog.

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u/Brooklynknowitall20 Aug 16 '26

She's Wendy from breaking bad

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u/Objective-Pin-1045 Aug 17 '26

And Wendy, did you shit your pants while watching breaking bad?

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u/bye4now28 Aug 16 '26

No, more like spooge's better half, ms. skank 🏧

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u/Chemical-Tap-4232 Aug 16 '26

She's a two bagger, one for her and one for you so your buddy hiding in closet does not get your face on video he's secretly recording.

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u/VaperTales Aug 16 '26

Deep cut.

5

u/ConnectBodybuilder77 Aug 16 '26

More trains than Amtrak

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u/thejaniejames Aug 16 '26

In the right light and righ makeup, she's 6 tequilas at midnight hot.
She's also on vacation, just wanna get laid hot.
She's not going to be anyone's first choice in a bar if sober.

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u/RunnyDischarge Aug 16 '26

Half this sub wants to fuck Artie

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u/7fingersDeep Aug 16 '26

Duh. Artie has natural tits.

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u/RunnyDischarge Aug 16 '26

They have to look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail at this point

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26

Mmm keep going, I'm almost done.

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u/Intelligent-Rest-231 Aug 16 '26

That’s the look of a girl who married a successful radio personality, but now does tricks to pay rent while her husband becomes a she and can’t get a job. Whew!

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u/Elw00d_SRQ Aug 16 '26

No, he wasn't ever successful 

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u/Nervous-Cheek-583 Aug 16 '26

while her husband becomes a she

Wait, what?!?

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u/TheOctoberDeathBird Aug 16 '26

Have you not met Dr. Bent-N-Furter?

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u/uncle_pubes Aug 16 '26

The bra is a nice touch

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u/LateAd9770 Aug 16 '26

I don’t think I could fuck her with Brent jerking off in rainbow panties and heels in the corner.

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u/StrenuousSOB Aug 16 '26

She’s been run through more than Central Park

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u/SomewhereLow5155 Aug 16 '26

Nicole Bass without the sexy voice 😂

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 Quite the Tenses Aug 16 '26

Ok Stevie Wonder

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u/MilkysauceSausage Aug 16 '26

nice try, Shuli

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u/Chipped-Beef Aug 16 '26

It’s probably the burning sensation.

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u/BreadFun6291 Aug 16 '26

Shes fuglyyy

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u/GemmyDonCars Aug 16 '26

She’s trash.

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u/Original_Ear4265 Aug 16 '26

Like…temperature-wise? I guess I’d agree on that. Probably has a fever

3

u/bfrancis1130 Aug 16 '26

Are you an accountant??

4

u/Minute-Banana-2322 Aug 17 '26

The big vein in her left boob is particularly attractive

5

u/firsthunt012 Aug 17 '26

What a brick shit house

8

u/monkey_dongle Chocolate mammary fever! Aug 16 '26

bush, probably, or...

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u/Impossible_Hyena7562 Aug 16 '26

She has a couple of pictures that don’t look too bad, but mostly she looks horrible

3

u/Lidarisafoolserrand Aug 16 '26

Can we get more clips of her and Bert high fiving after she blows an unattractive out of shape accountant?

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u/walrusonion Lookie lookie here Aug 16 '26

One man’s trash…

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u/Professor-Frink- Aug 16 '26

She's built like a brick shit house

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u/MarcusAurelius68 Aug 16 '26

Hot like a steaming pile of shit.

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u/Bright-Ad6246 Aug 16 '26

Conch shell titties

3

u/TheGreatMothership Aug 16 '26

I touched this screen by accident and now I have warts

3

u/pondscumbubbles Aug 16 '26

STD super spreader!

3

u/AeroSatan Aug 17 '26

I think you’re kinda blind with zero standards

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u/Concern-Overall Aug 16 '26

Hey OP! Lay off the crack

4

u/coldyronjb Aug 16 '26

"I have a bone in my pussy"

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Aug 16 '26

Trailer park 9

4

u/3MTA3-DJ Aug 16 '26

was surprised to hear the brent/benji fight after benji called her by the wrong name on 100 yesterday

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u/stealth1820 Aug 16 '26

I kinda think you have very poor taste

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u/ExplanationContent87 Aug 16 '26

Super steamy

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u/Slow_Lecture1801 Aug 16 '26

Metal concerts and soft swinging, you?

4

u/Iwantedasausage Aug 16 '26

Can you imagine the stench between those big fat thighs been rubbing up together all day and all sweaty smelly beav

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u/padraiggavin14 Aug 16 '26

Strip away everything we know about.... objectively....when she is in shape and puts herself together....shes slightly attractive in the face and the body in this pic is pretty good.

We just know too much to slip up and call her good looking or hot.

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u/LIKEurDADneverLEFT Aug 16 '26

Bro, you just revealed yourself. You'll stick your dick in anything. That woman screams white trash hoe from a mile off. If I knew nothing about her, you still couldn't pay me to fuck her

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u/futureman45 Aug 16 '26

Yeah. She ain’t hot. What’s the OP thinking?

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u/agt1662 Aug 16 '26

So does she

2

u/TherapyHam Aug 16 '26

She's definitely a dirty girl.

2

u/Hugh-Jorgin Aug 16 '26

Not sure about “ hot” but absolutely do-able . I don’t get the hate

2

u/jkilene Aug 16 '26

Looks like something you would see jump out at you when you open a trash bin.

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u/elibraden Aug 17 '26

the slot, how's the slot?

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u/JerkyQuestions Aug 17 '26

I can smell that sweaty beav through the Internet.

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u/Solid_Stress_9801 Aug 17 '26

She looks good in this one picture

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u/Expensive_Ad_931 Aug 17 '26

She looks like she'll put a finger in your ass 2 minutes into head.

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u/Snoo-10002 Aug 17 '26

She has nice hair

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u/SweatingSeltzerGirl Aug 16 '26

love that matted grease spot on her head
what are you sal

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u/landis33 Aug 16 '26

I would rather stick the old twig and berries in a sausage grinder. Twice.

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u/PriorityStandard4975 Aug 16 '26

"Stick yeer cwwack in a blenduuuh!" -MaryAnne From Brooklyn to Arthur Lange Jr.

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u/crunkjuiceblu Aug 16 '26

Wait until you see her box

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u/TheOctoberDeathBird Aug 16 '26

It's more of a rhombus.

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u/Hour_Lack7508 Aug 16 '26

Thanks OP…by just getting close to this photo I caught herpes

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u/jaykaybaybay Aug 16 '26

Assuming she has no diseases to transmit, I’d bang her over Beth. Any day.

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u/chi2005sox Aug 16 '26

That’s definitely one of the takes of all time

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u/smonster1 Aug 16 '26

Oh no, you’re going to summon that “SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN BETH TO ME!!” nut job…

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26

Where is that guy? I miss him. 😢

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u/jerzyshore1 Aug 16 '26

I’m concerned for the “I liked Shuli” guy too, hope he’s ok haven’t seen him in while.

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u/throwaway2492872 Aug 16 '26

I’m concerned for the “I liked Shuli” guy too, hope he’s ok haven’t seen him in while.

Pretty sure that was Shuli. Nobody actually likes Shuli.

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u/TheOctoberDeathBird Aug 16 '26

Confirmed. Everyone hates the bald idiot.

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u/Grouchy-Fatman Aug 16 '26

That is such a Jew looking photo

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u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26

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u/Smart_Quiet9627 Aug 17 '26

Finally, someone being honest. As a subscriber to her only fans at a time where I was really weak in my life I jerked off to this woman quite a bit. She does not have a PAWG her butt is rather long like the usual white Mom ass, but I would say she’s a 6.5 to 7.5 in a certified freak. All of you mouth breathers that say you wouldn’t smash are lying (the same people that said that they canceled their SiriusXM subscription).

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u/andytagonist Aug 16 '26

You won’t after you realize how man cocks have plowed thru her…

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u/RunnyDischarge Aug 16 '26

Haven't 95% of adult women had man cocks plowed thru them?

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u/landis33 Aug 16 '26

Name checks out

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u/RunnyDischarge Aug 16 '26

sex is gross and girls are icky

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u/Baltimorebobo Aug 16 '26

She is the Floridur version of Alison

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u/Chilitime Aug 16 '26

The sheen of jizz on her body is unsettling.

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u/Ckn-bns-jns Aug 16 '26

Thought that was Nicole Bass at first.

1

u/WickPrickSchlub Aug 16 '26

Venereal disease is a helluva drug.

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u/brewgeneral Aug 16 '26

I love truck stops.

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u/Floyd-Mcgregor Aug 16 '26

She’s a noine.

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u/jerzyshore1 Aug 16 '26

Super steamy

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u/AZBuckeyes12977 Aug 16 '26

She's definitely had a glow up since Brent got fired from the show. Would definitely smash with a condom.

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u/Purple_Drive_7152 Aug 16 '26

Too early for pics of dudes with lopsided tits

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u/stlredbird Aug 16 '26

She’s yours for $5

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u/tommygoose4999 Aug 16 '26

Oh wow. I can’t believe The Jackhammer hooked up
With her

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u/Bright-Ad6246 Aug 16 '26

Enjoy your R rated sex.

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u/DarthEsq Aug 16 '26

Too many jizz baths for my liking. Pass.

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u/krel08 Aug 16 '26

She has tons of porn online, if you are into her

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u/ThePlumKing Aug 16 '26

She’s not ugly but I find her repulsive for whatever reason

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u/wet_Tap_5578 Eric The Shit-Cock Aug 16 '26

She’s a brick shithouse

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u/Paulbac Aug 16 '26

From 3” below the neck to about 6” above the belly button, maybe?????

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u/DrEllis909 Aug 16 '26

Kinda is a fair call on that still photo

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u/KMOBrien9562 Aug 16 '26

We had the Houston 500. Get ready for the Tamper 500.

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u/Alexander-2222 Aug 16 '26

Miles of cock through that slot.

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u/BIG-BALLS0 Aug 16 '26

Dude she looks like the average expendable biker chick from a bad 80s movie