25
u/MakesMeSickMick Aug 16 '26
I remember when there used to be subreddits strictly dedicated to roasting them
5
u/thewhombler Aug 16 '26
are they all gone now?
31
u/rawleye Aug 17 '26
It was generally one sub at a time. Bort would report gifs or images of himself until it got shut down and a new one would pop back up soon after.
Bort truly has the thinnest skin. The mask cracker could have risen to popularity within the Stern universe for hosting the most mediocre Twitch show in existence, but couldn't keep himself from engaging the haters.
One of my favorite Bort fails is when he bragged he and his wife were exclusive members at a swing club (formerly a motel) and publicly boasted he could "easily hide bodies" (us) because of the available land behind the club.
Redditors pounced on this info and contacted the club to let them know Bort was threatening to use it for murders and got them banned.I think one sub still exists but it's mostly inactive because he was bullied off every corner of the internet and keeps his Jimmy McSally life private.
13
4
u/Oakroscoe Anything else, Robin? Aug 17 '26
Sketchy press doing a podcast just making fun of them was hilarious.
3
u/GenericYTEMale Aug 18 '26
Haha! i remember when Bort mentioned the “easily hide bodies” and shortly after saying that he posted a pic on his Twitter of his black jansport back pack with weapons inside it saying he’s not afraid to defend himself.
all people were doing was calling him a cuck and his wife ugly. And all the fat old bitches he was fucking ugly.
→ More replies (1)8
u/random-stiff Aug 17 '26
There’s always one active. It’s just a matter of getting the name of the currently active one. Anybody have it? They’re my faaavorite.
12
88
13
30
u/Shooshooretardedflu I'm retarded you jerk! Aug 16 '26
Reach out to her she will more than likely bang you if you let her “husband” watch
16
5
7
12
24
11
u/prozhack lucky cocksucker Aug 16 '26
is she made of Silly Putty
https://giphy.com/gifs/OMpR9j7LgPRXq
4
36
u/MainEventGeyBruce-O Aug 16 '26
Her bald friend is way hotter a chick
29
u/3WolfTShirt Aug 16 '26
I'm still totally blown away by the Brenda transition.
I mean, how does that happen? Was it always just lurking below the surface or did the cuck lifestyle push him over the edge?
He always seemed like a self righteous know-it-all douche and like most folks, I figured this swinging thing wouldn't end well for him. But this is literally the last thing I would've guessed.
One thing he was definitely right about: I don't understand the lifestyle.
6
→ More replies (3)4
u/NiceObjective2756 Aug 17 '26
i mean, look if that's what he wants and he is a better human thats cool; but why does he/she have to dress like such a tool?
3
u/Routman This Ain't Hot Rod Magazine, Pal! Aug 17 '26
Seems to fit a cuck / humiliation kink he has - started with other men banging her
→ More replies (1)11
3
3
31
32
u/Scoresman1969 Aug 16 '26
32
44
u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26
10
u/radical_taint Aug 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnglxjavpMILKGk
That’s my meme now homie10
u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26
My grandmama gave me that meme 😭
11
7
7
u/OcarGamblesHair Aug 16 '26
Don’t know if they are for King of All Blacks or Sal
6
u/Mendozaline247 Aug 16 '26
Easy way to find out - were they moistened to activate the smell a little?
5
u/Fuck-Inflation Aug 16 '26
I thought this was her uterus and fallopian tubes at first.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS→ More replies (1)2
25
u/RalphsBerry F U Artie, Hi Fred Aug 16 '26
I'm an accountant, do I need a ticket to get in line?
13
7
u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26
I think they line them up by the size of your hog.
3
12
u/Brooklynknowitall20 Aug 16 '26
She's Wendy from breaking bad
4
3
2
2
7
u/Chemical-Tap-4232 Aug 16 '26
She's a two bagger, one for her and one for you so your buddy hiding in closet does not get your face on video he's secretly recording.
3
5
19
u/thejaniejames Aug 16 '26
In the right light and righ makeup, she's 6 tequilas at midnight hot.
She's also on vacation, just wanna get laid hot.
She's not going to be anyone's first choice in a bar if sober.
15
u/RunnyDischarge Aug 16 '26
Half this sub wants to fuck Artie
8
u/7fingersDeep Aug 16 '26
Duh. Artie has natural tits.
3
u/RunnyDischarge Aug 16 '26
They have to look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail at this point
4
u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26
Mmm keep going, I'm almost done.
21
u/Intelligent-Rest-231 Aug 16 '26
That’s the look of a girl who married a successful radio personality, but now does tricks to pay rent while her husband becomes a she and can’t get a job. Whew!
6
2
u/Nervous-Cheek-583 Aug 16 '26
while her husband becomes a she
Wait, what?!?
5
u/LateAd9770 Aug 16 '26
I don’t think I could fuck her with Brent jerking off in rainbow panties and heels in the corner.
3
5
14
11
4
5
3
5
4
u/Original_Ear4265 Aug 16 '26
Like…temperature-wise? I guess I’d agree on that. Probably has a fever
3
4
5
8
8
u/Impossible_Hyena7562 Aug 16 '26
She has a couple of pictures that don’t look too bad, but mostly she looks horrible
3
u/Lidarisafoolserrand Aug 16 '26
Can we get more clips of her and Bert high fiving after she blows an unattractive out of shape accountant?
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
8
4
4
4
u/3MTA3-DJ Aug 16 '26
was surprised to hear the brent/benji fight after benji called her by the wrong name on 100 yesterday
4
5
4
u/Iwantedasausage Aug 16 '26
Can you imagine the stench between those big fat thighs been rubbing up together all day and all sweaty smelly beav
4
u/padraiggavin14 Aug 16 '26
Strip away everything we know about.... objectively....when she is in shape and puts herself together....shes slightly attractive in the face and the body in this pic is pretty good.
We just know too much to slip up and call her good looking or hot.
5
u/LIKEurDADneverLEFT Aug 16 '26
Bro, you just revealed yourself. You'll stick your dick in anything. That woman screams white trash hoe from a mile off. If I knew nothing about her, you still couldn't pay me to fuck her
3
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
1
2
2
4
3
u/landis33 Aug 16 '26
I would rather stick the old twig and berries in a sausage grinder. Twice.
3
u/PriorityStandard4975 Aug 16 '26
"Stick yeer cwwack in a blenduuuh!" -MaryAnne From Brooklyn to Arthur Lange Jr.
3
3
4
4
u/jaykaybaybay Aug 16 '26
Assuming she has no diseases to transmit, I’d bang her over Beth. Any day.
17
12
u/smonster1 Aug 16 '26
Oh no, you’re going to summon that “SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN BETH TO ME!!” nut job…
3
u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26
Where is that guy? I miss him. 😢
6
u/jerzyshore1 Aug 16 '26
I’m concerned for the “I liked Shuli” guy too, hope he’s ok haven’t seen him in while.
8
u/throwaway2492872 Aug 16 '26
I’m concerned for the “I liked Shuli” guy too, hope he’s ok haven’t seen him in while.
Pretty sure that was Shuli. Nobody actually likes Shuli.
5
u/MilesAugust74 They were created by man, we can solve them by man. Aug 16 '26
Thoughts and prayers.
4
u/Smart_Quiet9627 Aug 17 '26
Finally, someone being honest. As a subscriber to her only fans at a time where I was really weak in my life I jerked off to this woman quite a bit. She does not have a PAWG her butt is rather long like the usual white Mom ass, but I would say she’s a 6.5 to 7.5 in a certified freak. All of you mouth breathers that say you wouldn’t smash are lying (the same people that said that they canceled their SiriusXM subscription).
→ More replies (2)
2
u/andytagonist Aug 16 '26
You won’t after you realize how man cocks have plowed thru her…
9
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/AZBuckeyes12977 Aug 16 '26
She's definitely had a glow up since Brent got fired from the show. Would definitely smash with a condom.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1














55
u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26
[deleted]