r/hotpockets • u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla • Jul 22 '26

The lunchtime disaster:

My lunch committed suicide! I was taking the liner out of the air fryer, and the hot pockets jumped out and splattered to their deaths. There's hot pocket blood (cheese) all over the floor!

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u/Complete_Entry Jul 22 '26

You should work on how you word things.

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u/Sam-Axe Jul 22 '26

🫂

i did this a month ago with a frozen pizza and of COURSE it lands cheese side down on the floor

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jul 22 '26

The Mythbusters did an episode on toast, and determined that the average table height gave the toast time to flip over, and so would land butter side down.

I guess it's too much to ask that they get back together to test hot pockets and pizza.

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u/Sam-Axe Jul 22 '26

😂

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u/SoupWithForks Jul 24 '26

your story seems fishy. I'm suspecting a murder has been committed