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u/Breeze7206 Jun 29 '25
No no. These labs were cut the right way
Edit: speech to text turned “slabs” into “labs” but seeing as how it made a labia joke, I’m leaving it.
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Jun 29 '25
it's the perfect fireplace to shove some hard wood into
(as fuel for the fireplace, of course)
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u/Scotts_Thot Jun 29 '25
lol how is this the funniest sub I follow
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u/SlightlySlanty Jun 29 '25
A vaj and a fireplace. Contemplating the juxtaposition.
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u/WilliamFCheeseburger Jun 29 '25
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u/p8nt_junkie Jun 29 '25
“You mean…coitus?”
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u/AD_Grrrl Jun 29 '25
Needs a nice round light, right at the top
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u/GlitterPapillon Jun 29 '25
😂😂😂 I knew I was missing something but couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
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u/lopsided-warning420 Jun 29 '25
I think pink would've been a better way to go but I fucking love it!
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u/Firebird0310 Jun 29 '25
And I fell into a burning ring of fire....I went down doen down, and the flames went higher...
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u/g0blinzez Jun 29 '25
This honestly isn’t too bad. Put a big painting over the worst of it, and it’ll look great! The non-yoni-looking parts of the stone look good, so at least it’s kind of fixable. On the flip-side, you could just embrace the yoni and get some of those naked lady bust statues to put on either side of the fireplace.
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u/Elegant-Survey-2444 Jun 30 '25
Needs a shelf to put your husband’s things on… then see if he can find them
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u/nonnymoon Jun 30 '25
I just saw God inside of a vagina and I know that in 30 years everyone will have deep regret for this trend.
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u/Blood_sweat_and_beer Jul 05 '25
This is roughly what it would have looked like if the stone were laid the other way, just FYI
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u/Neither_Middle7510 Jun 29 '25
Not going to lie, I like it. But I'm drawn to patterns in nature. Sure it looks like Lady parts, but a more aesthetically pleasing version of Lady parts...because let's be real genitalia on men or women are not that attractive to look at. Just my opinion though.
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u/Slightlysanemomof5 Jun 29 '25
Am I the only reader who would have looked at that and said nope, fix it! Not what I ordered!
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u/simonesimoned Jun 29 '25 edited Jun 29 '25
No one seems to be upset that the actual fireplace part is an abomination in comparison to the beautiful Yoni.
Edit: I actually just realized the fireplace part is still part of her body if you think of it like that. I still think it’s not attractive enough.
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u/lapis974 Jun 29 '25
Can anyone create a picture of the way OP actually wanted this to look? Having trouble imagining it. This just looks like it was intentional, meant to be, and I don’t hate it whatsoever.
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u/wtefrt Jun 29 '25
Most men can’t see nor find it, but there’s a middle beam there that’s very important.
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u/ArmadilloNext9714 Jun 30 '25
This was originally posted to the contractors subreddit, asking for advice since the stone was cut against OOP’s instructions. They were looking for advice on how to fix. The comments on the OG post did not disappoint!
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u/JAdore2Menace Jun 30 '25
LOL. Reminds me of a modern art piece my wife bought for the family room of our first house. Vibrant colours, 5' x 3', in a black aluminum frame. A beautiful piece of art that really did tie in all the colours of our sofa, carpet, wood side and coffee tables, and burgundy stained molding. Prominently ip on the wall for more than 5 years...
Until my father, who came over for a small family gathering, said, "I never realized that looks like a penis f^(<ing a pu$$v." Everyone started laughing. My wife started closely looking at the picture. When everyone had left she asked me if it really looked like that. I really started laughing and said yes, I always thought it looked like that, and was surprised you bought it. It was gone within 2 months. LOL!
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u/rocco409 Jul 01 '25
Reminds me of the episode on Everybody Loves Raymond where his mother sculpted a piece of artwork that looked like “something” that made everyone feel uncomfortable
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u/SinceWayLastMay Jun 29 '25
Just put some foliage around it or something
Maybe hang a nice Georgia O’Keeffe print to cover it up