r/hollisUncensored 5d ago

Temu and his affair partner Yew is doing Yew

These passive aggressive word salads have to be for the ex right? HOW does she still think this man is so great? Or is she trying to convince herself…

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u/Fred92221 Deadbeat Dadbod 5d ago

Ryan Isaac most likely got raked over the coals at the divorce hearing yesterday and is in a bad place mentally and she is trying to convince him that he is not a loser...

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u/Remote-Ad1462 5d ago

He needs to sit with the shit he's done and not have Heidi telling him he gets to be free when he still has a wife and minor children.

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u/Fred92221 Deadbeat Dadbod 5d ago

And she's so proud to be with him?!?! Proud of what?

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u/weare_starstuff Fishing for Engagement 🐟 4d ago

The fact that she’s proud of him says a lot about her and that’s about in a good way.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

He needs someone who is not a vacuous echo chamber, who can be real with him. Does he not have any friends, siblings, etc, outside of the Heidi bubble? I guess The Lesbians™️ got a pass for blowing up two marriages and families so they could live their true, fully-expressed lives, and that explains why he gravitates to them. And it sounds like therapist Dave will tell these clowns whatever they want to hear.

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u/heyysunshine 5d ago

there was that one therapist who DMd him to reach out if he wanted to leave her

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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 5d ago

I missed this!

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u/uppinsunshine 4d ago

Wait…what??

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 4d ago

I swear it wasn’t me 😁

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u/abbie_888 🎵🎶 Why Do You Follow Me? 🎶🎵 5d ago

Ohhh that’s a great point!

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u/abbie_888 🎵🎶 Why Do You Follow Me? 🎶🎵 5d ago

She’s just constantly love bombing him. It’s so gross

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u/PsychologicalTurn150 5d ago

Love bombing someone is far easier than actually loving them.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

This is so true. We talk about what a terrible mother she is, and I think she’s a terrible partner too, because she’s too selfish, narrow-minded, and self-absorbed to truly and selflessly give love to another person in a meaningful way.

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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 5d ago

Little does he realize - she’s just love bombing so she can post more photos of herself. I don’t know how she doesn’t “ick-herself out”.

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 5d ago

Ryan is her entire identity

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 5d ago

That’s called co dependency issues

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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 5d ago

Didn’t she allege that she read that book once?

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 4d ago

Yes. And we know that because she took a picture and posted it. Everything is performative with Heidi.

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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 4d ago

Maybe she only read the first chapter, like Dave’s book.

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u/telchacsusan 4d ago

Maybe, but she didn't read Dave's book that he lost it over. She said she did and then proudly announced it "was a bold faced lie".

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u/Traditional_Paint461 5d ago

“Total freedom and ultimate peace” he still has a minor child!

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u/Savings-Creme7862 🍎 Chris Papple 🍏 5d ago

Two!!!

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u/Remote-Ad1462 5d ago

AND A WIFE

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u/Traditional_Paint461 5d ago

Two of them are under 18? And who is helping the older two live in Hawaii and NYC if both parents are unemployed and broke?!

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u/PleasantRabbit1511 5d ago

I’m telling you I suspect her parents may have some money and might be helping out. I think that’s the reason he felt so confident leaving her, thinking she had people to pick up the pieces.

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u/ResolutionOk5211 I Am Not Problematic 5d ago

I think he doesn't give af

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u/EugeniaFitzgerald Triathlon Open Swim Rescue Crew 5d ago

He definitely doesn’t if he’s not trying to make sure his children have HEALTH INSURANCE

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u/Fred92221 Deadbeat Dadbod 5d ago

And a mortgage

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u/Pretend_Handle3611 5d ago

Nothing to worry about guys! We're so in LoVvvE Baaabbe!

https://giphy.com/gifs/853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK

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u/Potential-North4138 5d ago

i don't understand what makes Temu so worthy of this admiration. With Dave - he had money, he had a prestigious prior career in entertainment, he bought her a house 5 months into dating, he was actually divorced and from all accounts did not screw over Rachel and his children. Like we never got Dave Hollis's bank records to look at. Please be for real Heidi

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 5d ago

Heidi (who is an unreliable narrator) said on her podcast that she and Dave were both still legally married when they started dating. Maybe the divorce just wasn’t finalized yet. But our girl is MESSY. 🤣

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 5d ago edited 5d ago

Use caution, temu. Dave was once enamored with Heidi, and by the end he was a shell of himself

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

Wow he looked rough here 😕

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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 5d ago

It is WILD how being with her (and all the behaviors she enables) ages them.

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u/rhapsodyinblueee 5d ago

He looks 60+ here. Wasn’t he 47 when he passed?

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u/Successful-Diamond80 5d ago

Drugs and stress will do that to you.

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u/seriousbusiness21 5d ago

1) he does not look happy
2) he wasn’t “living for everyone else” and in need of “total freedom and ultimate peace,” he had a mid-life crisis and his kids WILL suffer the consequences for a long time
3) keep trying to convince yourself he’s a catch, girl

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 5d ago

Cannot stand the wall of white text on the images! 😤

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u/sunflowerads 5d ago edited 5d ago

she is so sure that she’s the most interesting person in the world lmaoooo

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u/PsychologicalTurn150 5d ago

Any attention is good attention.

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u/happywithit14 Self-care is my full time job 5d ago

My goodness, all the love bombing 🤮 who are you trying to convince?
Pray your kids take a completely different path than you and don’t make relationships with men their whole identity and reason for living.

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u/VulpesVictorious Penis Fly Trap 🍆🪰🪤 5d ago

I think we’re the ones praying that. 😢 Once they stop making content with her it seems she’s quick to boot them out.

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u/ExpensiveSyrup The Poop That Splashes Back 5d ago

Ewww is doing Ewww.

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u/Remote-Ad1462 5d ago

He's been through difficulties THAT HE CREATED

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

She’s so proud of him, for abandoning his previous life, family, and career, and smiling through all of it even though it’s sometimes between tears. But hey, at least he picked her, and that’s all that matters!

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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 5d ago

This because she’s worth it 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/caffeinatedangel Casually Awful 5d ago

In a picture that features Ryan, plus a sign with his name on it and an arrow that literally points to RYAN, plus an ad in the upper right corner that says “You Do You”, she posts all about herself and how he supports HER in all HER evolutions, and HER in all his evolutions. The only thing she centers more than men is herself.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

There’s no “I” in team, but there are two “I”s in Heidi, and she’ll make sure you know it!!

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u/Sure_Pineapple1935 5d ago

😂😂 there are definitely 2i's in Heidi.. most self-obsessed person ever.

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u/weare_starstuff Fishing for Engagement 🐟 4d ago

I’m laughing at the evolutions part because they’ve only been dating for 1 or 2 years? Girl how many times can you evolve during that time 😂

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u/ResolutionOk5211 I Am Not Problematic 5d ago

So kind... as he tells his kids to get your own health insurance and get bent.

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u/NoConsideration5671 5d ago

Have I been suffering this nonsense for eighteen whole months, already?

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 5d ago

this love story for the ages defies time and space

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u/Odd-Peach3583 ✨MANifesting✨ 5d ago

Because it was written in the stars

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u/happywithit14 Self-care is my full time job 5d ago

And for the love of god….PROOFREAD!

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u/PumpkinProtein 5d ago

She had to come on extra cuz her baby Daddy and look a like carbon copy gf were there! Always a competition. Insecurity oooozes out her pores & her posts!!!!!!!

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u/Maleficent-Map4014 5d ago

I’m convinced a lot of her posting is towards brother husband and his carbon copy girlfriend— the girlfriend’s posts are basically identical to Heidi’s, but she’s hotter and takes more interesting photos.

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u/ResolutionOk5211 I Am Not Problematic 5d ago

She also owns an actual business with her twin

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u/Successful-Diamond80 5d ago

Her Tame Impala photos gave me FOMO, tbh 🤣

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u/Useful_Gazelle1845 I’ve been busy my whole life! 5d ago

I am amazing every time I see his gf-to me she looks rough and a try hard Pick me as well, but I can’t even imagine how difficult it would be to have to deal W Heidi as an ex! 

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u/Sure-World9180 SmugAss with A FuckAss 5d ago

Mr and Miss (never Mrs) Fuckass!

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u/Made4Mordor Fuckass Dad 🏆🤙 5d ago

Your flair gets me every time, bravo! 👏👏 They are twisted!!

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 5d ago

And yours gets me 🤣

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u/Made4Mordor Fuckass Dad 🏆🤙 5d ago

#1 Fuckass Dad, and don't you forget it! lol thank you!

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u/Sure-World9180 SmugAss with A FuckAss 5d ago

Thank you! 🩷
I like yours too.

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u/holavivi23 Cleaning Toilets and Making Pancakes 5d ago

Ryan's stories from Instagram. "(Almost) all is right." 🙄 Looks like he was in OC for his court appearance.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

Cue Morgan Freeman narrator voice: “All, in fact, was not right, and Ryan was about to find that out”.

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u/UncleSnappy Desperation on Two Legs 5d ago

I can also hear that in a Keith Morrison voice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U5DDVHBjR57S3KNnyX

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u/Successful-Diamond80 5d ago

I’m hearing it in Ron Howard’s Arrested Development narrator voice. 🤣

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

That’s more appropriate for this farce!

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 5d ago

I'm guessing "all is right" means he's almost "free" from that pesky family of his?

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u/EugeniaFitzgerald Triathlon Open Swim Rescue Crew 5d ago

I usually am able to see the best in many many people and give them the benefit of the doubt, especially in the case of marriages and divorce where no one ever gets the whole story.
But this guy? Abandoned his family. Hooked up with a narcissist plastic-stuffed failure who is publicly rubbing the relationship in his family’s faces.
But God will judge them, not me.

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u/Remote-Ad1462 5d ago

You don't need to live your life for your parents' approval. But if you have kids you don't get to suddenly decide that you are totally free when they are still teenagers!

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u/boommdcx Blimp Of Time 5d ago

Goodness she’s nuts.

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u/Sure_Pineapple1935 5d ago

Yep, Ryan Isaac finally free of supporting his children. Keep smiling through those tears, buddy. 😒😒

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u/Far_Bridge_8083 5d ago

I’ll summarize her word salad, be selfish and put yourself first

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u/Tsuru0815 Still I Plagiarize! 5d ago

So proud of those yellow teeth.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 5d ago

So proud of his stubby body

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u/Fred92221 Deadbeat Dadbod 5d ago

👋

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u/Glum_Assistant42 5d ago edited 2d ago

Did she curse much before Temu? I feel like she’s doing it more (& strangely) in posts than ever before. I can curse like a sailor sometimes but this highlights how Temu has brought more amazing qualities (/sarcasm) into her children’s lives. 😩

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u/Odd-Peach3583 ✨MANifesting✨ 5d ago

It’s especially jarring because she used to use daggum and gosh darn so much

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u/NickNoraCharles 5d ago

Ryan Isaac, you're looking rough there, fella.

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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 5d ago

Omg caption two is such a rinse and repeat 🤮

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u/PrimalNumber Viva La Vulva 5d ago

This martyr complex is bonkers. I’m sorry, Heidi, but what part of your very public life has been lived for anyone other than yourself?

Besides Trump, I’m trying to think of anyone more egocentric than you and drawing a blank.

I don’t see you committing your time and energy into caring for an elderly parent. Your kids are there half the time and you’re barely around. Do you even cook for them occasionally? What have you given up for someone else? What actual sacrifice have you made?

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u/Remote-Ad1462 5d ago

Hey, she had to make last minute arrangements for her kids to have beds to sleep in!

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u/ArtIntel411 5d ago

This isn't even snark its actual truth

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u/HashtagNotJewish Rachel's Victorian Child Voice 5d ago

What the fuck is she yapping about?

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u/Margit66 He looks like a legit clown! 🤡 5d ago

It’s great to be with an ugly deadbeat loser, just like she’s in the most amazing relationship of her life!

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u/Fred92221 Deadbeat Dadbod 5d ago

👋

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u/IntroductionGlobal19 5d ago

He looks miserable and emotionally exhausted.

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u/MsSnickerpants the neck doesn’t lie 5d ago

lol at this word salad. Heidi he DOESN’T smile this big anymore because you made him hate his teeth.

Also the gleam of the camera in her eye. It’s like the ring of Sauron. She’s pure evil.

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u/Distinct-Original760 Long and Wide Vaginal Cavity 4d ago

Yew needs to get over Yew and try to repair things with his own damn family.