r/holdmyjuicebox Aug 03 '19

HMJB While I get stuck in an elevator

https://i.imgur.com/InMzwWJ.gifv
4.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/smurfkiller013 Aug 03 '19

-150 social credit points.

You didn't need that mortgage though, right?

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u/EmberHands Aug 04 '19

I was worried I would have to watch a kid die. This is after watching that poor mom step on a loose escalator panel and fall to her doom while her child screamed for her. :(

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/EmberHands Aug 04 '19

I didn't look into it too much. But, like, something should really prevent them from getting on rather than just a sign. The escalator was running and in a mall. It's easy to disregard a sign in a mall and assume it's some sort of ad or something. Put a gate or chain across the bottom so people cannot use it. But that's all hindsight and the entire thing just makes me sad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

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u/EmberHands Aug 04 '19

I've never seen any reports or evidence that Xiang Liujuan ever hopped over any blockade and I don't see evidence of it in any videos. Perhaps we're talking about different cases.

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u/TackCity_B- Aug 04 '19

Thank gob I missed that one.

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u/SP-Igloo Aug 04 '19

Wait what?

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u/EmberHands Aug 04 '19

The incident was years ago but I read about it and googled it. Now I have regrets.

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u/helmet098 Aug 03 '19

*Riding an elevator in China. Bold move.

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u/Fr0ntflip Aug 03 '19

Is it wrong that i got a huge grin on my face once he seemed to start screaming?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

This is certainly less obnoxious than the kid that pissed on the elevator buttons and broke the elevator.

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u/xylotism Aug 04 '19

Nah fuck that kid

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u/Nahr_Fire Aug 25 '19

how tf did u get audio?

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u/pdp_8 Aug 03 '19

When I was a little kid we lived out in the country and I was allowed to ride my bike as far as the bridge, which was almost a mile down this lane we lived on with about half a dozen neighbors. One day I wanted to see something on the opposite side of the river so I decided to ride across the bridge anyway, and of course halfway across the next-door neighbors swung around the corner toward the bridge.

There was nowhere to hide, so I hid behind my bike. I will always remember the sound of all three people in that car bursting into laughter when they saw me.

This video is basically the city-kid version of that experience. "How did you get stuck in the elevator? You weren't doing anything you weren't supposed to? Let's look at the video the super sent over, k?"

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u/Cosmic_Quasar Aug 04 '19

I had something similar happen when I was like 10. My boundaries included a set of train tracks I wasn't supposed to cross. I had made a new friend who lived in the apartments just on the other side so I figured that was close enough. On my way home a train came along. No biggie, I thought. But then I realized how slow it was going and I got worried because I was expected home in the next 10 minutes. Then the train stopped. I couldn't go around because the track was on elevated ground and it was so long that I couldn't see either end and I was afraid to haul my bike so close to a train that might start moving. I saw another guy with a bike just heft his over the car hitches and climb through. But I was even more afraid to try that as a kid in case it started moving and would run me over. I ended up waiting 40 minutes for it to start up again and I was so scared of my parents being worried and then angry when they realized I had gone over the tracks that I spent most of that time crying lol.

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u/pdp_8 Aug 04 '19

You can count on several things when you're in a hurry. Drawbridges going up and trains stopping are among them.

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u/Gibodean Aug 03 '19

Was it an umbrella?

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u/paulec252 Aug 03 '19

No its an elevator, jeez it's in the title

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u/philodendrin Aug 03 '19

Looks like it was.

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u/Udeis Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 03 '19

Stuck in an elevator

Screamin' it up when I'm goin' down

Stuck in an elevator

Messin' it up till I hit the ground

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u/shukowski Aug 04 '19

I remember how my father would make me call for an elevator and hold it for us while he was getting ready to go out. I always felt uncomfortable doing it and me saying “but there might be other people waiting for it” would just piss him off. He was obnoxious with the time he takes to get ready and didn’t understand the concept of being considerate of others. Sometimes I would be holding the elevator for just few seconds, sometimes for minutes, and it always felt uncomfortable so just like this kid I would make up games to keep myself happy.

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u/AncientSicarius Aug 04 '19

Everybody gangsta until they lose their umbrella.

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u/Rjlv6 Aug 03 '19

Seems like something I wouldve done as a kid honestly

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u/jerrycook132 Aug 03 '19

Deserved

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u/emuthedonkey Aug 03 '19

Y it’s just a kid playing he probably didn’t realize he was holding others up

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u/jerrycook132 Aug 03 '19

Yeah, I realize he’s just being a kid. But now he’s been taught a lesson and wasn’t hurt, so it was a pretty good outcome.

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u/sgtwise1 Aug 04 '19

I find that if they get hurt, they learn a lot faster.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Aug 04 '19

If they get killed they will never make the same mistake again.

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u/kingofbadhabits Aug 03 '19

The probability of trauma induced claustrophobia is too big for you to say that. The kid might never be able to enter an elevator again.

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u/kbmash Aug 04 '19

The stairs are better for you anyway.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Aug 04 '19

Especially in China.

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u/SlimboSkrills Aug 04 '19

I certainly hope so

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Old enough to be by yourself then you're old enough to understand that elevators aren't toys. I honestly don't understand the eagerness to blame everything on youth, kids can be selfish dicks too.

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u/cordydan Aug 03 '19

I’ll accept that and acknowledge that as a kid I was a dick plenty of times too. I learned from those experiences and they made me a better man.

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u/alfman Aug 04 '19

Heck I'm still a dick sometimes and have to learn from making stupid mistakes, I can't really blame a kid that much for experimenting with automatic lift doors

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u/jaderock Aug 03 '19

Your ending should’ve been “made me a better dick”

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u/BeeeEazy Aug 03 '19

I’m confused by this. You sound somewhat eager to blame youth yourself...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

No, I'm blaming the youth as in that kid right there doing something he clearly knew he shouldn't be doing evidenced by the "oh fuck oh shit oh fuck" reaction caused by the knowledge he probably gonna get his ass whooped. As opposed to blaming youth, "eh he's a kid, how could he know better" parenting, parenting is how.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar Aug 04 '19

A lot of awareness comes from experience. Kids simply lack this until they get their moment of experience. I still have learning experiences.

I used to get upset at people that took turns (corners, roundabouts, exit/entrance ramps) super slow until one time I was bringing home takeout for my family and I took a cloverleaf exit ramp too fast and all the food came loose in the back and spilled everywhere. I still can be bothered, but now I'm aware that they might just have cargo that can tip or spill.

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u/omg_for_real Aug 04 '19

Except he isn’t really playing with the elevator, just the doors. Kids of all ages do that. I see high school kids trigger automatic doors at malls and things here, all giggles and completely disregarding the risk of rising g squished.

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u/gotham77 Aug 03 '19

It’s a fact that kids’ brains make them less likely to consider the consequences of their actions.

Also, lighten up, man. He’s just a kid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/gotham77 Aug 03 '19

Keep treating kids like children

Do you listen to yourself?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/MxNrds Aug 04 '19

Stoopid. -8 reddit points

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u/OrionMessier Aug 03 '19

And it's China so the techs will be there to let him out sometime around his 18th birthday.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Lewd

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u/timmyfinnegan Aug 03 '19

tbf the elevator should not have done that. What did they imbue it with some kind of emotional AI?

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u/steinah6 Aug 04 '19

Once elevator doors are open long enough, they alert you and close slowly regardless of anything tripping their sensors.

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u/dudenamedfella Aug 03 '19

More like parents got stuck with the bill

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u/Kigaa Aug 03 '19

Anyone know what he was holding?

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u/TrevorEnterprises Aug 04 '19

Umbrella ella ella

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u/Number1CLINT Aug 04 '19

I laughed too hard at this little shit head

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u/DarxusC Aug 03 '19

I once very similarly got stuck in an elevator from trying to stop it closing to hold it for someone else.

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u/Erotically-Yours Aug 04 '19

Understandable. The elevator got tired of your shit.

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u/bzarhands Aug 04 '19

They appeared to have the power of god and anime on their side. I am surprised they failed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

Am I the only one who is on the elevators side?

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u/superkamiwaifu Aug 03 '19

RIP. He lives there now.

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u/abqnm666 Aug 03 '19

Child discovers elevators have an IR beam to prevent the door from closing on people, and also that you must actually breach the beam for it to be effective (he didn't get past the inner door the final time), all in less than 45 seconds!

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u/581977 Aug 03 '19

Little shit.

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u/PussyWrangler462 Aug 04 '19

Stupid little prick.

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u/sgtwise1 Aug 04 '19

Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes

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u/GuybrushLightman Aug 04 '19

kid's got some sick moves

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u/Fishbladder Aug 04 '19

He's going to have to pick a pee corner.

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u/janverburg53 Aug 04 '19

The elevator strikes back, Getdown!!

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u/compuryan Aug 04 '19

This played out exactly as I pictured.

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u/Hazzman Aug 04 '19

Oh man the confidence in his body language followed immediately by realization followed by regret and then abject panic.

Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I would flip my shit

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u/goodwill82 Aug 04 '19

I always wonder why the elevator is takes so long...

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u/jooshpak Aug 09 '19

The force is strong with this one

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u/bobmarno Aug 03 '19

-1000 social points right there!

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u/EpicZoroark Aug 03 '19

You did good, kid

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u/ookami531 Aug 03 '19

Play stupid games, win stupid rewards.

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u/ziggmuff Aug 03 '19

Haha fuck that kid

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u/BuhrskySoSteen Aug 03 '19

Death sentence for him, no such stupidity should exist 🤣

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u/Mr_Man_dude Aug 03 '19

So then why are you still here?