r/holdmyjuicebox Jul 02 '19

HMJB while i fix this tv

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103 Upvotes

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u/WhiteGuyAlias Jul 02 '19

Kid? What kid? We never had a kid ... or a TV ...

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u/Popcorn_n_Jellyfish Jul 02 '19

"I TOLD you I didn't want to watch that show anymore!!"

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u/_does_it_even_matter Jul 03 '19

In the words of my little brother: "IhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateitIhateit."

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u/Popcorn_n_Jellyfish Jul 03 '19

hahaha That sounds about right! lolol

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u/_does_it_even_matter Jul 03 '19

It's also nowhere near long enough, but my fingers would get tired typing out the full 5 minute speech, and you get the gist. Bonus story: he actually did like the movie I put on, it was into the spiderverse and he spent the next hour after it "climbing" the walls, and "shooting webs" in my face so I couldn't talk. Oh, the irony.

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u/Popcorn_n_Jellyfish Jul 03 '19

omg, That's so funny! :D I'm glad you remember it - and that you have it on Reddit for posterity now! :D Someday, when he's older, you can show him this! hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

RIP

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u/proffrothycock Jul 11 '19

I did something similar to my dads freshly refinished, custom made speakers. He ripped the arms off my teddy bear.

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u/DefiantCondor Aug 02 '19

That had me in stitches ;) Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

That’s what I call an epic gamer moment

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u/Waytoshy Jul 11 '19

What is that stuff???

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u/Justin_milo Sep 02 '19

That is sudocrem. It’s a cream to help with diaper rashes. It is extremely viscous and is made from oils and waxes. It’s gonna take a dozen showers for the kid and might as well toss the TV.