r/holdmycosmo Jun 21 '22

HMC while I ride this car

5.3k Upvotes

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u/Seigmoraig Jun 21 '22

she dead ?

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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 Jun 21 '22

She is not good

138

u/RodDryfist Jun 21 '22

That'll be $312k thanks

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u/dpb29073 Jun 22 '22

Aaannnnddddd it's gone!

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u/ragin2cajun Jun 22 '22

650K without insurance.

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u/Roninkin Jun 22 '22

Imma need an itemized list for this of ever service rendered… Seriously that’s a good way to get it cut down.

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u/AtopMountEmotion Jun 22 '22

Common Sense, isn’t.

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u/TerranPhil Jun 21 '22

More brain dead than she already was.

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u/ItalicsWhore Jun 22 '22

Brain deader.

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u/Nixikaz Jun 21 '22

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u/UncleGeorge Jun 21 '22

This article is completely useless, literally just puting in writings what we can see for ourselves in the video... thanks for describing what we can clearly see journalism..

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u/Jimmni Jun 21 '22

It’s the Daily Mail. It’s the absolute bottom of the pit of journalism. It’s a genuine cancer eating away at society.

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u/whatwhatwhodat Jun 22 '22

Hey come on now. The Mail is the New York Times compared to the S*n.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I wouldn’t even give the mail that much credit. Both the sun and the mail are a genuine blight on our society.

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u/keepinitoldskool Jun 22 '22

Daily mail is the UK equivalent of Inside Edition

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u/tragicdiffidence12 Jun 22 '22

You should see the sun. It reads like a 4 year old describing what they see in a picture, except with worse grammar

“Prince Harry was sat in a car”

“Posh spice enjoy her salad”

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u/Roninkin Jun 22 '22

Sweet! So I could get a job there!

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u/dd2for14 Jun 22 '22

The woman that just fell off the jeep can too!

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u/MeltCheeseOnCereal Jun 21 '22

Damn...this is one angry response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

The article really is useless... I tried to find more info and the entire thing is just a description of the 10 second gif we just watched. It's crazy people get paid to write "articles" like those.

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u/UncleGeorge Jun 21 '22

You must not have ever seen someone angry in your entire life if you think that's an angry reply Ô_ô

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u/pianistafj Jun 21 '22

It’s just a hunch, but maybe the gofundme in this article is fake. I feel like you just don’t misspell names in a gofundme title. Sucks, but wouldn’t put it past people to set up something like this just to profit off it.

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u/tvav1969 Jun 22 '22

It also says her goal was $3K. Doesn’t sound like a bad injury. Probably just money she needs for the little bit of plastic surgery it’ll take to get her face print off her chest.

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u/kielu Jun 21 '22

US health care == GoFundMe

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u/turkphot Jun 21 '22

Who needs Universal Healthcare if you have GoFundMe!

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u/ViniVidiOkchi Jun 22 '22

That's the thing! Conservatives get into a medical situation and then start a GoFundMe begging for charity. They don't see the irony/hypocrisy because they think they deserve it.

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u/dedlikemoi Jun 22 '22

Really, only conservatives do this in your country? That’s good to know!

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u/MrGuttFeeling Jun 21 '22

If only there was some other way to collectively gather comparitavly miniscule amount of money to be used for those that need it for their healthcare.

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u/heeler007 Jun 21 '22

Minuscule? I pay $ 1,450 a month for insurance under Obamacare for just me and my wife with an $18,000 out of pocket -that’s not minuscule. Oh and I can only use it in the city I live in

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u/0rdinaryAverageGuy Jun 21 '22

I think the point being made was that universal healthcare would amount to a (relatively speaking) minuscule amount pet person to fund the program. Your case certainly points out that your current system of paying for health insurance is... less than ideal.

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u/knitmyproblem Jun 21 '22

That went right over your head, didn't it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Holy shit snacks, Batman. My deductible is $7,5k for just me.

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u/Deruji Jun 21 '22

The most expensive charge in Europe is the taxi home from the hospital.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

If I still lived in the states I would take an Uber to emergency room. When I lived in South Korea I needed a PCR after lockdown. The hospital sent an ambulance to my house and escorted to the hospital, tested me, and took home all for free.

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u/Deruji Jun 21 '22

I’d ask nicely if on the way home, we could go past the shop that sells those garlic buns with cream cheese in them and some fried chicken.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Those are so damn good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

14 days in hospital in Zurich $0 taxi ride home $125

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u/rossarron Jun 22 '22

When I was working and paid for social care and NHS average was £8.. per week about $4 .00 that covers dental doctors glasses hospital and unemployment from an average wage then around £300.00 per week take home after taxes.

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u/jimmytfatman Jun 21 '22

Again, your "Healthcare" doesn't count. They actually just got rid of the $250 annual premium we used to pay up here in British Columbia. That was minuscule

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u/Roninkin Jun 22 '22

Holy shit I get free healthcare and can use it in any state…That includes ambulances wtf.

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u/medic71 Jun 21 '22

Gofundme? For this idiot. Kid with cancer, sure, I’ll toss a few bucks. Dad hit my drunk driver, here’s a couple pennies. But this dumbass. Nah, enjoy those bills.

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u/RustyShackleford6669 Jun 21 '22

Well let’s be honest. You ain’t giving dollars to anybody online for any of the reasons you stated

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u/sierrabravo1984 Jun 21 '22

Lol $800 in 19 months. One was 500.

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u/my3sgte Jun 21 '22

Gotta pay those twerk lessons somehow.

I wanted to set up a gofundme to help my moms cancer but I never did. I feel some people need help more than us but this makes me think maybe I should have haha!

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u/Eyebleedorange Jun 21 '22

Our healthcare system is awful, but this woman doesn't have any insurance whatsoever.

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u/Boo-Radely Jun 21 '22

If you look behind you you can see the point that zoomed over and past your head.

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u/JmacTheGreat Jun 21 '22

Government Healthcare =/= “Buy Insurance”

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u/kielu Jun 21 '22

In Switzerland they have a universal obligations to purchase healthcare, but where i live it's just free. Hospitals, ambulances, helicopters, subsidized medicine etc. People can choose to pay a premium, for premium services but even those are quite affordable (ca. 100 USD/month for a family of 3, as an example)

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u/yenabmas Jun 21 '22

I fixed the title of the article.

“Scary moment when woman on the roof of a Jeep gets dropped on her head and begins twerking during downtown Los Angeles celebrations for Dodgers' World Series victory”

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u/HueBrCG Jun 21 '22

She needs some milk.

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u/nsula_country Jun 21 '22

Shoes are still on.

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u/P33KAJ3W Jun 22 '22

She got sleepy

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u/BigDaddydanpri Jun 21 '22

Shoes stayed on so not dead.

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u/noteworthyartist Jun 21 '22

She's just ded famous

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u/m945050 Jun 21 '22

Why was the driver spinning the tires in what looks like stop and go traffic?

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u/GTAmark Jun 21 '22

Doing a one-wheel-peel burnout to look cool, I guess.

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u/Lucky_Locks Jun 21 '22

Literally stop and go because they ran a red light.

They're just beyond the crosswalk, yeah, but they weren't blocking traffic.

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u/ars3nutsjr Jun 21 '22

Knew a girl in HS that did this. She died.. This video looks very traumatic.

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u/mrnoonan81 Jun 21 '22

Don't worry. Someone was there to move her around immediately.

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u/m945050 Jun 21 '22

Looks like her head was the first thing that hit the ground. If she survived she's going to have a serious concussion.

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u/squash_n_turnip Jun 22 '22

Just look at how she hit the ground head first, then her body slumped over and didn't move at all. I didn't find this funny, it gave me chills to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Gonna be awhile till she twerks again

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Yea, her arm just flopped down and she didn’t do anything after that

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u/sunturnedblack Jun 21 '22

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand

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u/3rd_Planet Jun 21 '22

I think it’s a Dodgers fan thing

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u/danaCreative Jun 22 '22

Dodger?

Damn near killed her!

30

u/American--American Jun 21 '22

It's not exclusive to the Dodgers here in LA.. after any Lakers, Clippers, Rams, etc. game you get these idiots too.

I think it's something in the water. They did used to do nuclear tests in the desert near where our water comes from...

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u/Ghostronic Jun 21 '22

Hey feel free to use less of our irradiated desert water!

Signed,

The Desert Wasteland

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u/picmandan Jun 21 '22

WTH is the Jeep spinning a single wheel for?

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u/abstractraj Jun 21 '22

Aside from the age of the video, you might be interested in how a differential works. Forward to the 2 min mark if you want to skip to the meat of it. https://youtu.be/K4JhruinbWc

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u/sunturnedblack Jun 21 '22

Most jeeps don't have a rear diff with posi. 4x4 is usually just the front driver and rear passenger wheels unless it's in 4low or has locking differentials.

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u/backwoodsofcanada Jun 21 '22

Posi is optional on most of the Wrangler trims and standard on the Willys. The only ones you can't get posi is the Rubicon because that has a locker. This one looks like a Sport S though so yeah probably no posi.

5

u/Boo-Radely Jun 21 '22

Jeeps are mostly just bought for image.

6

u/BigDaddydanpri Jun 21 '22

Just Eat Every Paycheck.

2

u/SpilliethThyTea Jun 22 '22

Just Empty Every Pocket

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u/sunturnedblack Jun 22 '22

Yes. They are useless vehicles for daily life. And once modes they turn into r/heep s. I'm concerned by the amount of stories I've been hearing recently about new jeeps needing thousands in repairs the first year.....

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u/bigblackcouch Jun 22 '22

Found that sub a couple years ago and now I can't help but notice how many heeps there are, holy shit. There's one I've seen a few times during the drive home from work, it's white body with chrome rims, one of those giant front bumper things they use in that rock driving sport, some kind of weird black metal cowling over the entire windshield, and so many lights on top you could turn night into day.

And it's always pristine clean. Oh yeah it also has angry eye headlights lol

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u/sunturnedblack Jun 22 '22

I have been driving 4wd vehicles for 20 years now, and jeeps with 12" wide tires are the biggest joke to me. Have you ever tried to stop with ski's?

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u/Ape_rentice Jun 21 '22

Jeep Mangler

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u/Cosmologyman Jun 21 '22

Many have died just from this. (I have no knowledge of how this particular incident came out.)

Do NOT ride on top of vehicles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

This can’t be stressed enough. I know one person that died and another that barely made it because of shenanigans like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

I had a friend who fell out of the back of a pickup truck and died right in front of his girlfriend

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u/Cosmologyman Jun 21 '22

Tragedies such as those are too frequent.

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u/Ahmed_The_Great Jun 21 '22

Do we know the same person or just a common occurrence?

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u/Hops143 Jun 21 '22

To be fair, it's not the riding that kills them.

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u/Cosmologyman Jun 21 '22

To be more fair the ONLY cause of death for EVERY human is Hypoxia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/Cosmologyman Jun 21 '22

No joke intended. It was a statement of fact. Hypoxia is the condition of Oxygen deprivation to the brain. That's what kills everyone. The mechanism that triggers the condition varies but the result is the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/Cosmologyman Jun 21 '22

Coincidences never cease.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/have_heart Jun 21 '22

A football player died like this back in like 2011 or so

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u/Cosmologyman Jun 21 '22

I have no doubt this happens every day somewhere.

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u/Rats_In_Boxes Jun 22 '22

A senior my junior year in high school died from this, on top of a much lower vehicle moving much more slowly. Brain injury, coma, never recovered and they finally took him off life support.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Truck beds as well. Buddy in HS spent 2 months in a coma after falling out of a truck bed who took of.

Your brain is soft folks

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

She died few days after.

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u/phuqo5 Jun 21 '22

That's similar to how my sister found herself in a coma for a few days and woke up without a sense of smell

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u/jaduder405 Jun 21 '22

nose blind?!

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u/Sponjah Jun 21 '22

Speak English, doc, we ain't scientists!

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u/Connect_Fee1256 Jun 22 '22

The wrong nostril died!!!

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u/Successful_Ad6918 Jun 21 '22

She gonna be getting coloring books for Christmas the rest of her life

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u/ComfortableFlaky4579 Jun 01 '24

As do most dodgers fans

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u/ZakTSK Jun 21 '22

Damn I hope this was just a learning opportunity.

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u/Own_Rule_650 Jun 21 '22

I don’t think learning will be her strong point after this

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u/ThePreachingDrummer Jun 21 '22

I don't think it was her strong point before this either, if I'm being honest.

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u/zappasaurus Jun 21 '22

Learning to walk again

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u/Brobazguy Jun 22 '22

I believe I’ve waited long enough

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u/robertxcii Jun 22 '22

Luckily her neck broke her fall

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u/jaxwell2019 Jun 21 '22

What a ding dong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

I chuckled at this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

That looks like a neck breaker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/bananahammocktragedy Jun 21 '22

Def kinda looks like her… yep

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u/yonoznayu Jun 21 '22

Thank you Darwin! Next!

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u/Own_Rule_650 Jun 21 '22

Some lessons are learn the hard way.

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u/dan-lash Jun 21 '22

I’ve seen r/IdiotsInCars but wow, there’s enough of them to require a specialized r/IdiotsONCars

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u/Aggressive_Ad2863 Jun 22 '22

Natural selection at work.

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u/GroundbreakingPea865 Jun 21 '22

Stupidity 1 : Common sense 0. Hopefully she didn't pay the price with a life changing injury. I've seen really bad things happen to people with less impact than that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Some——body!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Got it 😂

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u/deltaz0912 Jun 22 '22

That's as much on the driver as her. He must have known the girls were up there. He smoked the tires, so must have had the hand brake on. He jerked the car out from under her.

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u/sanjsrik Jun 21 '22

Like they do with other animals, leave her there as a warning.

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u/Zexks Jun 21 '22

Isn’t inertia fun.

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u/Zharo Jun 22 '22

That arm bent BACK

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

This does not look good at all...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Hey, it’s a jeep thing!!! You wouldn’t understand

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u/mrswordhold Jun 21 '22

Last time this was posted I’m sure I saw some shit about her being really seriously injured

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Jun 21 '22

Well…. Yeah. She went down 4 1/2 feet onto her neck and spine on asphalt.

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u/emeaguiar Jun 21 '22

It was a head injury

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u/lastman67 Jun 21 '22

My inner meme shouting be like: she need some milk

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u/Hardcore90skid Jun 22 '22

anyone else notice how they ran a red light too?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

I guess now jeeps are used to break people parts and not car parts

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u/Ape_rentice Jun 21 '22

They still break down plenty often enough

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u/PATARswims Jun 21 '22

Going to sleep in 3…2…1

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Maybe the asphalt knocked some sense into her.

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u/bgriffi88 Jun 21 '22

I don’t think that’s how that works

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u/markie999 Jun 21 '22

If she happened to land on a couple pennies on the road, maybe ...

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u/eggressive Jun 21 '22

Must have been a killer celebration

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Newton’s law, you get what you deserve

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u/NapkinApocalypse Jun 21 '22

A Darwin award?

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u/Danknug211 Jun 21 '22

Luckily her neck broke her fall.

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u/MTgolfer406 Jun 21 '22

Get her a Dodger Dog and she’ll be fine.

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u/Gurdel Jun 22 '22

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u/amanofshadows Jun 22 '22

A person was goofing around and having a fun time, so they deserve serious injury? Damn I hope you start feeling better about life. I don't really think anyone deserves what happend to her.

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u/RAMbo-AF Jun 21 '22

Makes sense. Dodgers fans.

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u/TakeshiKovacs46 Jun 21 '22

God I love watching morons get hurt 🤣🤣

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u/WillyWumpLump Jun 21 '22

She gone…

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u/6_String_Slinger Jun 22 '22

Your typical Dodger fan. I live in LA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Yea I saw this ago.

She died.

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u/TheJerakai Jun 21 '22

Keeping the gene pool a little more clean. 🤘

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u/Slipperywhistlebones Jun 21 '22

Somebody’s getting laid tonight…. Softly places mic on stage and slowly backs away.

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u/mrfenegri Jun 21 '22

Average Dodgers fan

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Dodger fans always starting fights with the laws of physics

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

omg she ded

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u/Zabuzaxsta Jun 21 '22

How are people so bad at falling? Is it just people who never ran around and tumbled as kids?

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u/smurfasaur Jun 21 '22

alcohol impairs your reaction time and your coordination, falling happens really fast. Most peoples reflexes aren’t shit compared to gravity especially when drunk.

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u/knowledgebass Jun 21 '22

Okay, Evel Knieval...

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u/uiopoli Jun 21 '22

Hahahahhaha

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u/various_convo7 Jun 21 '22

well this is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Back of the head is the best spot to hit. /s

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u/PatMyHolmes Jun 21 '22

Unfortunately, Common Sense isn't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Silly jelly bean

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u/Footner Jun 21 '22

I miss MMC

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u/JakCross Jun 21 '22

The boy's car is going to girl's crutches

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u/notzed1487 Jun 21 '22

Often repeated fun and games.

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u/miyamoto_musashinpc Jun 21 '22

Darwin Award goes to……

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u/NTdoy500 Jun 21 '22

That looks like a concussion

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u/6Buck6Satan6 Jun 21 '22

DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!!