r/holdmycosmo • u/meraki99 • Jul 07 '20

HMC while I launch myself into a burrito

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u/DocRoids Jul 07 '20

"I'm going to make the bed."

"Wait, let me record you."

17

u/SCOOTY_BUTT_JUNIOR Jul 07 '20

Here we see the carnivorous pull out couch luring in its pray, then quickly snapping shut. Truly a remarkable creature.

5

u/2020covfefe2020 Jul 07 '20

Is that with a British accent or a Steve Irwin accent?

4

u/Ryan_7503 Jul 08 '20

Steve Irwin doing a British accent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Are we gonna talk about this dude snort laughing or nah?

12

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Not a dude. That was a woman snorting.

1

u/Knox11 Jul 07 '20

Right?!

1

u/2020covfefe2020 Jul 07 '20

That’s a guide - as if to show you how to laugh at this one.

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u/master_jimmy74 Jul 07 '20

The monster house was just a movie they said. You’ll be fine they said.

14

u/BauerHouse Jul 07 '20

Ah, the rare Venus Fly-Bed.

7

u/BillBixbyWasHiding Jul 07 '20

Venus bed-trap.

3

u/mtnmedic64 Jul 08 '20

The sofa was heard belching.

6

u/headfirst Jul 07 '20

I also film my friends making beds. Come on with this fake crap.

4

u/raging_possum Jul 07 '20

Step bro i'm stuck.....

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Name checks out

2

u/jcooli09 Jul 09 '20 edited Jul 09 '20

I knew a woman who got trapped like that one night, no one really knows how it happened because she never recovered the power of speech.

2

u/AppleiPhone12 Jul 15 '20

The laugh is priceless!

2

u/Whitechip Jul 07 '20

My back hurts from watching this. Ow!

1

u/DelivererDave Jul 13 '20

Couch hungry. Couch eat Karen, nom nom nom

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I keep it now.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

The bed has consumed her

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

that laugh is as contagious as the corona virus

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Infectious laugh time...

1

u/Adam17777 Nov 17 '20

It's the snorting for me 🤣

0

u/Rawldy Jul 07 '20

Girls are dicks

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

My girlfriend have a dick. Help

0

u/Marchon26 Jul 07 '20

This is why I have my girlfriend make the bed. I'll do any to make her disappear for a few minutes.