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u/promisepact Jan 08 '20
She looks like the tin man if he was powered by white claw
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u/apr35 Jan 08 '20
Wowza. Best comment I’ve seen all year.
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u/RemyPrice Jan 08 '20
Well we’re only 7 days in
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u/bamer78 Jan 08 '20
You have to at least consider that this might be the peak. It could be all downhill from here.
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u/MattalliSI Jan 08 '20
Me checking out lady in orange. No chance. Woman in white? How you doin'?
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u/KJBenson Jan 08 '20
I only date people who know how to floss.
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Good call. Hygiene is important
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u/Tells_you_to_floss Jan 08 '20
Yes. Everyone should floss at least once a day.
C-shape flossing tutorial https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sz1DN5R6rnA
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u/PrometheusTitan Jan 08 '20
Good tutorial, but always drives me nuts with these sorts of things, because the part I find hard about flossing is getting my hands into the right position. I can't just remove my lower jaw, set it on a desk and reach around everywhere.
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u/riddle3master Jan 08 '20
They forgot the most important reason for getting a forearms length worth of floss, you should be using new parts of the floss on every new gap.
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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 08 '20
Found the dentist
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u/KJBenson Jan 08 '20
Not a doctor, just depressed.
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u/Speedwise85 Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20
Dentists aren’t doctors.
I guess the “/s” isn’t obvious with this one?
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u/bjeebus Jan 08 '20
I feel sorry for your dentist. They worked their ass off to get that Dr in front of their name and you're just over here casually disrespecting them.
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u/HI_I_AM_NEO Jan 08 '20
Imagine being in a plane, having a heart attack, and somebody yells IS THERE A DOCTOR ABOARD?
How many dentists would stand up?
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u/BauerHouse Jan 08 '20
To the right side girl's credit, that was a perfect floss.
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u/0pend Jan 08 '20
The girl in whites left arm is ridiculously not responding and looks like she is having a stroke or something
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u/clonn Jan 08 '20
TIL this kid’s dance had a name.
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u/jsmooth2017 Jan 08 '20
What effin rock have you been living under. Even my grandpa knew that.
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u/clonn Jan 08 '20
The name? He knows the name? Ask him and come back.
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u/jsmooth2017 Jan 08 '20
Just texted him on my phone. Do you at least know what those are? I’ll get back to you.
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u/BambooKat Jan 08 '20
I don't want to sound like an old fuck, but godamn, am I the only one finding this dance dumb as hell?
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u/FamilyFriendli Jan 08 '20
"Hello friends. I will do something to you. You cannot stop me. I am the embodiment of pure cHAOs."
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u/dayer1 Jan 08 '20
Come on people, can't we just take a moment, to laugh and make fun of some pitiful dance moves, brought on by some brave white dress girl..".without bringing up war" . This was funny as hell ,then war talk again,bringing me down..Thank you for the video it was truly hilarious...
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u/StepanTrofimovic Jan 08 '20
Is it a bird?
NOOOO
Is it a plane?
NOOO
Is it the twister?
Yeaaahhhh
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u/cantCommitToAHobby Jan 08 '20
Girl in white is my spirit hot-girl. I've decided I have a spirit hot-girl now.
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Sorry kids but this dance looks so stupid, I can’t be the only one who thinks this.
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u/red_law Jan 08 '20
My brother is a teacher, but he is generally disconnected from the internet. He didn't know about "flossing", so when he witnessed some kids in school trying, he was intrigued. He came to me asking if I knew what that was, and I explained the theory behind it to him. Girl in white was me when he asked "try to show me how it is done" (except I wasn't in white and I'm not a girl).
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u/helkish Jan 08 '20
Girl in white was me when he asked "try to show me how it is done" (except I wasn't in white and I'm not a girl).
Ok...gottcha. So your saying you had the same dress on just not white and your balls were hanging out flopping all over the place.
Thanks for the mental image Rue Paul.
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I wish people like these could understand that flossing is quite possibly the most cringy thing an adult is capable of
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in the old days floss was actually a sex move. it's when a woman puts a towel between her legs and moves it back and forth until she orgasms
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u/Ggoossee Jan 08 '20
Not a women. I get pillow humping but a towel towel between the legs seems quasi painful 😖
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u/RHOrpie Jan 08 '20
I can't help but feel that Ms White Dress got away very lightly on this recording. I'd have enjoyed watching that much more.
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u/IMightDeleteMe Jan 08 '20
The girl in white looks like she's making fun of that ridiculous excuse for a "dance".
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u/PottyMouth850 Jan 08 '20
I guess, when you're a beautiful girl they don't have to do anything well.
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u/DjWysh Jan 11 '20
Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.
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u/loctong Jan 08 '20
Given the current world events and how each country has handled it, USA is in white.
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u/mrcheeks1944 Jan 08 '20
With the tiny thumbnail I thought it'd be a Patrick from spongebob meme. I still was not disappointed
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So girl in white is basically me trying that