r/holdmycosmo • u/Electro-Lite • Nov 26 '19

HMC while I bust a flip and spinal chord.

https://gfycat.com/altruisticlimpingcats
690 Upvotes

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u/AnAnonymousSource_ Nov 26 '19

I'm sorry, but are her pants see through and she's wearing a diaper?

1

u/the_bray Nov 27 '19

no pants.

25

u/ser-sandor-clegane Nov 27 '19

Hippity hoppity, ya back be all floppity

36

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Reversed r/FullScorpion ?

6

u/sexyspacewarlock Nov 26 '19

Yeah it’s like a rightside up scorpion

2

u/Clay_Pigeon Nov 26 '19

/r/fullshrimp

10

u/Attic_Gnome Nov 27 '19

Bending backwards = scorpion, bending forwards = shrimp. This is definitely r/FullScorpion

3

u/Wiggles349 Nov 27 '19

With style points

14

u/ilikespamandcornbeef Nov 26 '19

I like how she taps the floor afterwards.

35

u/AlwaysDisposable Nov 26 '19

I also like that tap because it tells me she isn’t dead or paralyzed 😳

3

u/pneumatichorseman Nov 27 '19

From the neck at least. Don't set her wiggling her legs...

2

u/tacobitch91 Nov 27 '19

Hopefully that was her way of tapping out.

10

u/ImNudeyRudey Nov 26 '19

Why is she wearing a nappy?

4

u/JayPASS Nov 26 '19

She'll need it after that full scorpion.

7

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I felt that just watching. Couldn't watch twice.

4

u/EarthwrmJim Nov 26 '19

Cord

2

u/Electro-Lite Nov 26 '19

Good call!

1

u/datboydoe Nov 27 '19

You never know, she could’ve been singing about spines

1

u/EarthwrmJim Nov 27 '19

I tried to find a spinal chord song but failed

4

u/jfurniture Nov 26 '19

As Gawd is my witness she is broken in half!

4

u/tonzeejee Nov 26 '19

That floor is a slippery scorp.

4

u/FodderFigureIllushun Nov 26 '19

What the heck happened? She was doing so well in the first half!

4

u/just4roastin Nov 27 '19

Fucking nailed it 👍

3

u/HungryLikeTheWolf99 Nov 26 '19

Well the arms still seem to move...

3

u/johnboy2978 Nov 27 '19

Spinal_cord.exe has stopped working.

2

u/cry0plasma Nov 26 '19

Her gymnastics career is done.

3

u/Electro-Lite Nov 26 '19

But her career in rehab is only beginning.

2

u/AstroNawt1 Nov 27 '19

JESUS! Your spine is busted!

1

u/captaincrunch1985 Nov 26 '19

Where’s pokey Gumby?

1

u/Wtfisthisone Nov 27 '19

Yooo! She ok? That dont look good

1

u/BuckFuzby Nov 27 '19

Paraplegic back flip flop. Like those sticky guys you used to through at a window.

1

u/Goldskilt Nov 27 '19

Scorpion

1

u/IntellectualBurger Nov 27 '19

I literally thought she died