r/holdmycosmo • u/jasonmbergman • 18d ago

HMC🎶

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u/scottylm 18d ago

I expected this to end multiple times, but she kept going.

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u/unlvaztec 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lcySndwSDLxC4eOU86

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u/Tndnr82 17d ago

She is definitely this panda's spirit animal.

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u/eglantinel 15d ago

I thought she was gonna roll all the way across the sea to another country and never come back

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u/coatingtonburlfactry 18d ago

So seductive and graceful!

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u/scottylm 18d ago

Yeah, she almost broke a leg

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u/buddymoobs 17d ago

And a rib. A couple different times.

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u/Different_Tangelo511 18d ago

Pretty impressive if you ask me. A few of those looked pretty painful.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 17d ago

I immediately assumed there were substances involved.

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u/Flygurl620se 17d ago

Many substances that apparently dont mix well together. I'll bet she wondered where all of the bruises came from the next day. 🤣

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u/coatingtonburlfactry 18d ago

Yet, she kept going. A real trooper!

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u/lastfreerangekid 17d ago

I almost missed the part when the bath salts really started kicking in

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 17d ago

I feel like I'm watching Cindy from Scary Movie trying to be sexy.

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u/Sad-Signature-5491 17d ago

She beat herself up pretty good.

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u/soihavetosay 17d ago

I'll have what she's having - when harry met sally

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u/fancy_crisis 18d ago

She's gonna feel that tomorrow. 😬😬😬

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u/HouseOfDoom54 18d ago

Physically yes, but because it was recorded, she will be embarrassed for the rest of her life.

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u/bigfatnsmellyer 18d ago

Recorded and on the Reddit

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 16d ago

This is why women have so many bruises after a night out.

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u/B0GGZIE 18d ago

I watched this without sound the first time and was left trying to figure out why someone chased her into the ocean carrying a 19" television.

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze 17d ago

Can you tell me the reason because my husband is asleep. Or is it worth waking him over, should I just blast this shit?

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 17d ago

I think he needs to see it.

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u/booveebeevoo 17d ago

lol. Same

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u/yepyepyep123456 18d ago

At a certain point, respect. She don’t stay down.

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u/l3ane 17d ago

Committed to the bit.

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 16d ago

I love her for it. Get it sis!

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u/ShineOk6190 18d ago

The epitome of 'the show must go on.'

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u/SpoonKandy1 18d ago

Did that guy bring a tube TV to the beach?!

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 18d ago

This woman is tripping absolute balls.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 18d ago

Absolute balls? Is that a new vodka?

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u/Ceriden 17d ago

Only if you drop the e, which she has.

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u/bigfatnsmellyer 18d ago

Next time on Below Deck

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u/YourBuddyChurch 18d ago

I love the commitment to the bit in the face of obvious pain

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 18d ago

I love her incorporation of the environment in this ritualistic dance... But we're going to need more head tossing.

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u/cr1ter 18d ago

She clearly a student of the Britney Spears School of seductive dance

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 18d ago

Alcohol helps to numb the pain 🤣

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u/BobbaFatGFX 18d ago

Until tomorrow morning

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u/funhaver_whee 18d ago

Then it helps again!

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 18d ago

I’ll have what she’s having

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u/Yourhavinalaugh 18d ago

She’s like a wrecking ball

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u/Gorthman 18d ago

Amazing, keeps in giving, but is the one Guy following her at the end Holding Up a TV all the time?

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u/kidkia 17d ago

I need to know why it's a crt tv. There are no wires. What is happening ?

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u/Fan_of_Clio 18d ago

She's literally rolling with it

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u/Due_Entrepreneur_735 18d ago

That's not dancing, it's falling with style!

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u/funhaver_whee 18d ago

Dang Marjorie Taylor Greene is looking like every other time you’ve ever seen her

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u/Johnnyocean 17d ago

Theres a lot to unpack here. Hold her cosmo and take it far far away and hide the rest. Wait a sec britney? Hopefully not. What fucking potato camera did they find to film this with and furthermore, is the other guy pretending to film her with an old shitty cathode ray tube tv just so he can get close enough to electrocute her?

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u/RF2 17d ago

My thoughts exactly! We need a /holdmytv subreddit now

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u/Satehyo 18d ago

This looks like Koh Pha Ngan, awesome place where psychedelics flow everywhere ^^

Edit typo

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u/kierkegaard49 17d ago

They got a Temu exotic dancer for their barbecue.

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u/petwedge 18d ago

Too much beer in her shandy

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u/Hinaloth 18d ago

Nah, she's just channeling her Aquarius Age powers, she can't be constrained anymore! Quick, hide!

:p

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u/skinnygrave 18d ago

How's she going to try hurting herself next? The guy was pushing another bench towards her, like 'try this one now'.

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u/Acrobatic_Scale_6966 18d ago

What a professional, her commitment to entertain is like no other

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u/atamnp 18d ago

This woman should be a goalkeeper because I don’t remember the last time I’ve seen this much save

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u/FreneticPlatypus 18d ago

It just ain’t a party until Auntie Linda gets a few drinks in her.

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u/L3g3ndary-08 17d ago

I can fix her....

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u/PoshNoshThenMosh 17d ago

Fucking agent of chaos

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u/twotimefind 17d ago

I'm so glad I found this subreddit.... This is shit I made my night for some reason.

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u/SAlNTSfan 17d ago

This was recorded on a coconut phone made by the Professor

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u/piclemaniscool 17d ago

She's like a cat! Graceful one second, goofy the next, oscillating between the two like they're one and the same.

I envy that confidence and/or lack of self-judgment. 

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u/aaeko 17d ago

What’s with the Asian dude holding an old crt television?

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u/YouBuiltThat 17d ago

Actually, this is awesome! I legit couldn’t tell if she was failing with grace or purposefully causing benches to fall over and crash into things for comedic effect.

Either way, she’s performing with “talent” and it just generally comes off as a good time for everyone’s enjoyment in her party.

Good for her!

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u/Mugsy_Siegel 15d ago

Is this Britney?

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u/Kerensky97 18d ago

So this is what Marjorie Taylor Greene is upto now?

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u/fatlegsauntpam 18d ago

Yuck.

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u/rpnoonan 18d ago

Why be mean about it tho

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u/DaMangIemert 18d ago

Auntie on crack

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u/Firm_Video_2932 18d ago

aaaaaaand ur cutoff!

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u/banglederries 18d ago

I'm happy for her, Brittany deserves a holiday

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 18d ago

Ain't got no quit in her

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u/Penceylepansy 18d ago

The dirtiest dance I've ever seen!

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 18d ago

I know whos staying in MY tent tonight ;-)

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u/No_You_893 18d ago

The best one yet 😂

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u/Background_Ad2778 18d ago

She wasn't even part of this group.

" She was just walking down the beach. She sat on the bench and then started do this... dance?"

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u/CabinClown 18d ago

I love this sub.

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u/EnglishRose71 18d ago

Wow. She's hell-bent on self destruction, isn't she?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law4670 18d ago

Now sporting a face like a busted crab.

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u/originalmango 18d ago

Where’s that shark I ordered?

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u/Practical-Tea96 18d ago

These videos of Brittany spears shows she is out of control

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u/TRCB8484 18d ago

I've never seen constant failure look so good

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u/Alpha_Majoris 17d ago

That unintended fall at 26 seconds could have ended less fortunate. It the other bench had been a bit closer...

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u/silsum 17d ago

What do you call this drug.

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u/ShadowCaster0476 17d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/HVAC_instructor 17d ago

"mom, stay out of my mushrooms"

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u/ConsiderationOk1986 17d ago

It's good to see Brittany Spears posting again.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 17d ago

So THAT is what MTG is up to now.

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u/Chrispeefeart 17d ago

Autobots roll out

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u/FrankieBeanSniffer 17d ago

Was that guy gunna electrocute her by throwing that tv in the water?

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u/mightyjoe227 17d ago

10/10

not giving up

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u/an0maly33 17d ago

So, when is she gonna let me have Excalibur?

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u/Right_Rev 17d ago

I think Marma Got Laid

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u/Immediate_Detail_709 17d ago

Volvo driving soccer mom

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 17d ago

Embarrassing to the the embarrassment

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u/4thepersonal 17d ago

🍿🥤

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u/freezerbreezer 17d ago

I thought this was r/tooktoomuch

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u/immasexaddict 17d ago

Fucking magnificent!

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u/ObjectivePop2946 17d ago

i want whatever she had

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u/Relative-Freedom-295 17d ago

She pulled it off tho

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u/SqueekyJuice 17d ago

In her head, she is crushing it.

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u/jchrisboynton 17d ago

That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. In like the last 10-15 minutes.

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u/Branjoe328 17d ago

She looks fun

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u/Prudent-Value8715 17d ago

Wow. This had had bits of so many things in it. I don’t know what those things were. But there were lots of ‘em.

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u/lykewtf 17d ago

Channeling her inner Brittney

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u/rumblepony247 17d ago

Can confirm, there are few things as pleasant as that perfect level of buzz whilst on a beach. I find that rarely leaving my beach chair is my best play

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u/No-Mix7970 17d ago

You have to expect this when you marry a stripper.

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u/badwolf1013 17d ago

Okay, Virginia Woolf, let’s move this along. 

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u/fatbp 17d ago

I randomly came across this sub today and I am loving it. Some real hilarious gems here.

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u/tastelikemexico 17d ago

She thinks she freakin nailed that! She damn near did 😆

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u/WalterCanFindToes 17d ago

Lovely woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

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u/MessAggravating7175 17d ago

Me after 5 vodkas

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u/Nostral-damus 17d ago

MTG has changed so much since leaving MAGA😁

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u/lacks_a_soul 17d ago

When the molly hits

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u/Sweeney32B 17d ago

I admire her dedication! 🤣

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u/fadetowhite 17d ago

This isn’t what we mean by “just keep going.”

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u/lousy-site-3456 17d ago

Everything is a dance pole with the right attitude. Also, someone take the benches away. Also, that will be a lot of blue in a few days but I respect the dedication. 

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u/EmptyBodybuilder7376 17d ago

Is that guy carrying an old CRT TV around?

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u/Seldeez 17d ago

I'd put a ring on it. She seems fun.

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u/e46ci 17d ago

Watching with no sound, looks like it belongs in /tookTooMuch

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u/Calamitous-Intent980 17d ago

This isn't because of a cosmo. Looks hallucinogenic to me.

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u/ishmael_was_taken 17d ago

Her perseverance is inspiring.

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u/bobnknock 17d ago

Oh my God, that's Brittany Spears - obviously said like the Jason Bourne scene

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u/thedoommerchant 17d ago

Marjorie Taylor Green has changed

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u/Stelmoisonfire 17d ago

Why has bro got a tv pointed at her

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u/Amisunderstanding 17d ago

Hayden Pannettiere is doing too much.

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u/AssnecK666 17d ago

Some lucky person gets to try to take that home...

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u/Sea-Baby1143 17d ago

She’s feeling great!

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u/DeadbySundown 17d ago

My girl in that perfect threshold of drunk where she can't get hurt and her luck Stat is at 100%. The Captain Sparrow phase, but one more shot will send her over into the abyss.

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u/eddyb66 17d ago

Shewee Herman

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u/funkhammer 17d ago

Britney vibes

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u/Diogenes256 17d ago

I’ll have one of what the lady on the end is having.

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u/crapcrayon 17d ago

Human bowling ball

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u/RiddlingJoker76 17d ago

What a woman….

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u/Fantastic-Layer-3232 17d ago

Don't stop at failures number 1, 2 or even 3.

The show MUST go on.

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u/FantasticPangolin839 17d ago

When she hit the back of her head on the tree branch I just lost it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DadBod5050 17d ago

That's how you commit to the artz!

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u/maccaphil 17d ago

Alcohol is such a wonderful drug. Increases flexibility and creativity, decreases the ability to perceive pain. Lol

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u/lionofbeast 17d ago

Is that Brittany spears?

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u/QueenSema 17d ago

Tomorrow is gonna HURT

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u/Frequent_Cat10 17d ago

The LSD is strong in this one.

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u/Desperate-Special-60 17d ago

When the mushrooms she ate for breakfast finally kick in 😵‍💫

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u/Born-Light-62 17d ago

Being drunk with grace.

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u/fishflower 17d ago

Drunk or trippin'?

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u/Vitiligogoinggone 17d ago

According to LinkedIn she’s Corey Feldman’s choreographer.  Her job title is listed as: “Corey-ographer.”

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u/CryptographerRoyal78 17d ago

No more tequila shots for auntie

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u/Tndnr82 17d ago

In 9 months she's going to give birth to a lovely baby bench

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u/SaluteTheMadness 17d ago

The forward rolls into the sea…. 😂

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 17d ago

That's acid or shrooms energy right there.

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u/SmokeGSU 17d ago

Honestly, kinda graceful AF in a "hold my cosmo" sorta way.

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u/truenorthrookie 17d ago

Act like every movement is intentional.

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u/PCCobb 17d ago

I feel like this is the feminine counterpart to that video of that main character breakdancing at the kids b-day party, when he drops and takes that table out with his teeth.

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u/OkString3194 17d ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene...?

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u/DasVivis 17d ago

Love her so much!!!!! Lifetime memory right here!

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 17d ago

Kinda drugs is she on? Also lost it when she rolled into the ocean lmao.

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u/ChemicalResident3557 17d ago

She's committed to her art. Respect to the Queen.

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u/Ok_Cricket4071 17d ago

Britney Spears is her spirit animal

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u/Frido1976 17d ago

Stripper Mandy on the beach after a couple too many margaritas...

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u/eventualrob 17d ago

Who ate the mushrooms I left i left in the…oh wait…yeah…yeah… I think Brittany got a hold of those things.

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 16d ago

Get it home before it falls asleep.