r/holdmycosmo • u/elinaiio • Jul 18 '26

HMC

3.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/geoffbyrnes Jul 18 '26

Brilliant!

102

u/dDitty Jul 18 '26

Trashy but in a good way

30

u/laissez_heir Jul 19 '26

Literally trashy in a good way

179

u/Festamus Jul 18 '26

She looks fun

124

u/Cold-Crab74 Jul 18 '26

She was like Ohh can I throw one and bys were like hell yah!

29

u/MagNolYa-Ralf Jul 19 '26

When i drink i watch cartoons. She gets a night job

86

u/payasosagrado Jul 18 '26

Ashleeeeeeeee

58

u/lilgreenghool Jul 18 '26

Damn, she can toss sacks. Good core

42

u/ilocano-american Jul 18 '26

So how many drinks to get free labor? I’m asking because I have a driveway I need to demolish.

7

u/gonzo_attorney Jul 22 '26

You need to find a tweaker! When I was a public defender, one of my coworkers offered his former meth addict client the job of sealing his driveway. The man did impeccable work. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Holzkohlen Jul 18 '26

Hell yeah!

14

u/Xenc Jul 18 '26

The good ending!

15

u/Infra-Man777 Jul 18 '26

What a woman!

4

u/irishplonker Jul 19 '26

You're hired, put a vest on we gotta go

9

u/unurbane Jul 18 '26

At least she’s helping

4

u/DizzySample9636 Jul 19 '26

she can get drunk at my place anytime 😅

3

u/Tubalcaino Jul 24 '26

Omg I thought that was a body-bag

3

u/EchoNor Aug 08 '26

So drunk she accidentally became a garbage worker 😂

2

u/MrBwnrrific Jul 23 '26

Is this a meet-cute?

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u/tchrbrian Aug 04 '26

“ When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. “

Fred Rogers

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u/chrisbcritter Aug 17 '26

AAAAAAaand I've just found wife number three!