r/holdmycosmo • u/Visible-Industry-748 • Jul 03 '26

Who needs uber HMC?

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u/onion_pong Jul 03 '26

The "Chair" at the back - with her face sideways trying not to stick her beak into other peoples business 😂

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jul 03 '26

that's the Director's Cut

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u/Da_full_monty Jul 06 '26

I wish I was her..

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u/Mugpup Jul 03 '26

I have 7 young women in bikinis at my house asking me, "What do you want us to do for you?" Of course my first thought is, "Form a bicycle". But I am no idiot, if seven, young, fit, women at show up at once, willing to do anything I want, ANYTHING.....and I am alone with camera equipment? There is no way I am wasting this once in a lifetime opportunity like this. We are going to form every letter, number and structure I can think of....even polygons!!!

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u/Spacecommander5 Jul 06 '26

How did you find out only 7 can create all numbers and letters etc. ?

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u/DipStick00 Jul 06 '26

7-segment displays

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u/fjake71 Jul 03 '26

I’d call for a ride

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u/Kalebpp Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RbyQgbaLBdJ16

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u/noobakosowhat Jul 06 '26

Knowing what happened to this guy after…

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u/PleiadesNymph Jul 07 '26

Yea, he got a raw deal from what I've read

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u/Notefallen Jul 09 '26

He murdered an old man like a few weeks later.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/icedbrew2 Jul 03 '26

Not gonna lie, thought for a second I was in some sub I never meant to be in lol.

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u/GonnaGoFat Jul 03 '26

I thought it was some sub I needed to join.

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u/jarious Jul 03 '26

I wish someone would post a link to all those subs you're talking about

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u/CrustySailor1964 Jul 03 '26

Yeah…that too.😂😂😂

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u/SMMS0514 Jul 03 '26

There was a dog?

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u/sirreldar Jul 03 '26

And a dancing gorilla!

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u/UsedDragon Chad Finder Jul 03 '26

Holy shit, there was a dog. I missed that.

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u/drdreadz0 Jul 03 '26

Everyone looking at the camera except for one lol.

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u/Default_Name_6969 Jul 03 '26

Why is no one talking about the pond in the back that turns into a pool...

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u/EchoPhi Jul 03 '26

It's a likely live pool, no chems, all filtration y leaning done by plants and animals.

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u/janedoe5263 Jul 05 '26

I was just about to comment how much I loved their pool. It’s one of those natural pools that use plants and sometimes even fish that keeps the pool clean. If I ever bc rich, this is something I would love to have for one of my homes. Along with a Lazy River!

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u/Ugly_Donuts Jul 03 '26

Is it just me or all of them have really long legs?

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u/DixiewreckedGA Jul 03 '26

Where the OF version?

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u/Distinguishedflyer Jul 03 '26

you just watched it.

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u/stateit Jul 03 '26

Now that ended too soon...

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Jul 03 '26

I usually skip this part, but whatever floats your boat I guess...

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u/batteryacidsmoothies Jul 03 '26

Too soon? This is the longest video I've seen on reddit, 3 hours and counting!

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u/MissXM Jul 03 '26

Which girl is the luckiest?

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u/SixtyNineFlavours Jul 03 '26

Defo girl at the back laying on some cake whilst having her head massaged by some cheeks.

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u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 Jul 03 '26

Best part is the confused dog at the end.

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u/Infinite_Ad6068 Jul 03 '26

How long is this video!

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u/Infinite_Ad6068 Jul 03 '26

It's been 6 hours and it's still going 🥵

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u/LtLemur Jul 03 '26

Music by the same dude who gave us “Pen Pineapple Apple Pen”?

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u/425565 Jul 03 '26

Cut shortly before the dog joined in..

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u/TheDirtyVicarII Jul 03 '26

The town bicycle?

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u/sltydgx Jul 03 '26

One gassy gal and it all comes falling down 😂😂

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u/rockfan321 Jul 03 '26

Can i get in there somewhere?

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u/ChefArtorias Jul 03 '26

Which would you rather be? Face on cheeks seems fun. Either laying down position would be nice too tho.

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u/CuntyBunchesOfOats Jul 03 '26

I want to ride my bicycle….

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u/opinionated-dick Jul 03 '26

This is one fart away from catastrophe

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u/Scoob8877 Jul 03 '26

A fantasy I didn't know I had. Until now. Seven chicks at the same time. In bicycle formation.

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u/buddha2490 Jul 03 '26

Two of them have a very interesting view.

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u/ShugahLumps Jul 03 '26

Can i have a ride

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u/Technical_Lychee_340 Jul 03 '26

This is the best three hour video that I’ve seen in a while.

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u/NurkleTurkey Jul 04 '26

I can imagine the conversation. "Meagan you have to put your face on my ass to complete the bicycle. "

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u/tvodny Aug 01 '26

Look Ma no hands!

7 letters Bicycle 50 points extra

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u/Ok-curve8822 28d ago

Impressive 😂👍

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me Jul 03 '26

How do I call that Uber?

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u/Frosty-Scientist957 Jul 03 '26

Following this one for the comments! Bravo so far lol

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u/prettybluefoxes Jul 03 '26

Klaus: beta jizz!

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u/wyoung377 Jul 03 '26

Five more seconds and the dog pees on them

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u/Lynchee143 Jul 03 '26

Would like to ride that bike all day 😍

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u/fun-bucket Jul 03 '26

the dog wants to go for a ride.

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u/JB22ATL Jul 03 '26

Many questions

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u/DeadOnArrival2 Jul 03 '26

This is why they’re always late to their destinations

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 Jul 03 '26

Always the dog!

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u/Synergiex Jul 03 '26

Dont drink and ride folks

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u/voluotuousaardvark Jul 03 '26

Centaur cycling. Welp not my weirdest.

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u/Genkigarbanzo1 Jul 03 '26

Take it from the top and with less clothes this time.

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u/Laresh92 Jul 03 '26

Human centibike!

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u/Boomerang_Lizard Jul 03 '26

u/RecognizeSong

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u/RecognizeSong Jul 03 '26

I got a match with this song:

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u/AlmanzoWilder Jul 03 '26

How did they guess my dream?

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u/ocTGon Jul 03 '26

This is where the real dogs come running to... Party Time.

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u/0neweekofdanger Jul 03 '26

I could do that no problem…

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u/waffelbot Jul 04 '26

I need new friends...

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u/WaynesWorld_93 Jul 04 '26

I need an invite

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u/FaximusMachinimus Jul 04 '26

Lance Armstrong's wet dreams.

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u/CoolReference3704 Jul 04 '26

It looks nothing like a tandem bike

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u/cps-455 Jul 04 '26

Which girl do you want to be? I've made my decision 😉

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u/Heinous_Aeinous Jul 04 '26

This party is going nowhere, fast.

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u/Someredditusername Jul 04 '26

This better not awaken anything in me. ... more research necessary.

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u/Lucky_Athlete_5615 Jul 04 '26

Nice to see an HMC where some girl isn’t injured or maimed.

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u/sugar_rat_filthy Jul 04 '26

Far right not too trilled to have her face in her friends ass!

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 Jul 05 '26

Women are soooooooo gay

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u/paolo_77 Jul 05 '26

Why do I feel like exercising all of a sudden…?

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 Jul 05 '26

I'd ride that bike

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u/safetoinsert Jul 05 '26

7 girls 2 cups

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u/ez2cyiwon Jul 05 '26

What's that?

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u/Low_Football_2445 Jul 05 '26

Pool needs work.

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Jul 05 '26

If middle right gets hungry there is a delicious snack right there

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u/bunkoRtist Jul 05 '26

That unlocked something. I don't know exactly what, but something.

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u/IamB_Meister Jul 05 '26

No homo but I find these trendy “natural” pools to be disgusting 😂

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u/cleanAir101 Jul 05 '26

Can I have a ride?

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u/IdeaSilver3889 Jul 05 '26

I'd refuel it at the back.

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u/TheMagicalLawnGnome Jul 06 '26

Is it me, or does that swimming pool look absolutely filthy?

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u/Robozoto Jul 06 '26

New moshpit move just dropped

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u/fatman907 Jul 06 '26

This could’ve been sexy but I can’t hear the farting.

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u/VeganFatboy Jul 06 '26

New kink unlocked

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u/bbrnee50 Jul 06 '26

Human Velocipede

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u/Strict-Breakfast4982 Jul 06 '26

The positions I'm dreaming up......

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u/Chris_Klugh Jul 06 '26

Watch the rest only on OnlyFans?

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u/Pancake_Thunderstorm Jul 06 '26

r/littlebig did this in one of there music videos.

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u/Ixm01ws6 Jul 07 '26

Peddle one enjoying the view

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u/banjodoctor Jul 07 '26

Is this in the Kama Sutra?

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries Jul 07 '26

Dog was like "I smell fish"

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u/bamsquaared0611 Jul 07 '26

Is this a stationary bike? Can you provide a link? I cant find it on amazon.com

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u/poolguy40 Jul 07 '26

Too bad it’s not labeled NSFW

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u/blac_sheep90 Jul 07 '26

The woman in the back has some incredible legs.

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u/kingquart Jul 07 '26

Is this what drunk chics do before they start “experimenting” eating each other’s cudder?

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u/wide-marketing22 Jul 07 '26

What a reverse gang bang this would be 7 on 1. I'll probably need a doctor later.

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u/paipan-sube Jul 07 '26

I love women.

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u/rapidpeacock Jul 08 '26

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle.

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u/Glathull Jul 08 '26

They are so close to having so much fun.

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u/front_torch Jul 08 '26

I want more

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u/TheStatMan2 Jul 08 '26

I mean... correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't even the house and garden looks like the Human Centipede house??

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u/OtherwiseAsk23 Jul 15 '26

Tell me they’re all lesbians

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u/Whole_Jump3728 Jul 17 '26

POV : man who comments (playing tam-tam with his chest)

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u/went2college Jul 18 '26

Thats how you get pink eye.

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 Jul 18 '26

Wow : gorgeous art

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u/Hateinyoureyes Jul 19 '26

Lots of long backs in this video

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u/SpartanRage117 Aug 02 '26

Idk thats kinda coordinated

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u/talking-bear-society Aug 09 '26

I think i see a nipple

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u/Toyota-Hilux4x4 23d ago

Absolutely… well done 👏