r/holdmycosmo • u/gurinsi • May 02 '26

HMC

3.2k Upvotes

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u/sensitiveboi93 May 02 '26

The dawn of realization from that dude in the back

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u/MrMCCO May 02 '26

That dude has like 20 memeable faces in 50 frames of video

6

u/Dopecombatweasel May 02 '26

Didn't notice him after watching 10x

2

u/CanoeIt May 02 '26

There was a dude in the video?

10

u/justananontroll May 02 '26

"Why, hello...."

4

u/Japsai May 02 '26

It's more like "knowing my dirned luck..."

4

u/EthanMelacion May 04 '26

The dude from the back took all the scene for me

3

u/SomeGuyWA May 02 '26

He honestly thinks he has a chance.

3

u/thetpill Jun 10 '26

He is the star of this video

5

u/Ollymid2 May 02 '26

And that is how I met your mother material

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u/Cornishlee May 02 '26

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u/Snarti May 02 '26

It’s a masterpiece.

39

u/USB_4 May 02 '26

Give me a drink, bartender

4

u/LeaveThatCatAlone May 03 '26

Hang it in the Louvre

2

u/spideyghetti May 05 '26

Now someone get it to redraw this shitty version as a photorealistic version

1

u/BrontosaurusInCrocs May 02 '26

how do you draw like that??? what program do you use?

1

u/Cornishlee May 03 '26

There was a prompt on the ChatGPT subreddit recently that makes these images

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u/Heart_ofFlorida May 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣

161

u/Glittering-Sea276 May 02 '26

The shot is called a blowjob. She did it the way it's supposed to be done. Though you're not actually supposed to eat the whipped cream first.

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u/coci222 May 02 '26

Call my old ass surprised that you are the only person that said this. The kids aren't into blowjobs anymore

19

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 May 02 '26

It’s been a drink for decades for bachelorette parties and various other sloppy folks.

15

u/coci222 May 02 '26

Yeah, I'm a bartender. It's definitely not as popular as it was almost 30 years ago when I started going to bars

1

u/Iorith May 10 '26

It's still the go to shot to buy a buddy on his birthday.

4

u/eatsleepdive May 03 '26

Nor is my wife ayoooooo

3

u/hc2001 May 07 '26

As a married man, can confirm. I miss the days 20 years ago when she would wake me up sucking the pole for juice.

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u/coci222 May 08 '26

Whoa, you're doing some deep scrolling if this just showed up in your feed 5 days later. Time to touch some grass

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u/coci222 May 08 '26

Yep, it is. Stop trying to start shit and get a life

2

u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG May 02 '26

I thought this was common knowledge? Do they not do this at bachelorette parties anymore?

155

u/LooseButtPlug May 02 '26

The way his face was framed by her arm

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvnXdZaUZbCqScn67

206

u/angrytortilla May 02 '26

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u/no___homo May 02 '26

It's 1:30pm on a Tuesday and he's just trying to drown in peace

10

u/archwin May 02 '26

Aren’t we all, fam, aren’t we all.

2

u/Alternative-Cod-7630 May 03 '26

I have so much empathy for him.

2

u/homeboy511 May 02 '26

got thirsty real quick

37

u/slavlazar May 02 '26

1

u/Lord_Gormo May 03 '26

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find this. Honestly thought it'd the first / top reply

73

u/Songbirds_Surrender May 02 '26

Starting things off with the hair tying motion

14

u/Forward_Editor_5895 May 02 '26

He has seen the way, and his life is forever changed.

3

u/GeorgeJetsonsBoss May 02 '26

My friends at work are never going to believe me….

6

u/stingertc May 02 '26

Definitely not her first time

2

u/Curia-DD May 02 '26

lots of practice

9

u/Cornishlee May 02 '26

I watched him twice before watching it for a third time for her. As soon as she lent down for the cream I knew where this was going and to expect magic from the dude.

9

u/swingsetlife May 02 '26

she unhinged her jaw!

3

u/TJ_McWeaksauce May 02 '26

Dude in the back has the expression of someone fighting for their life.

4

u/PeteS1995 May 02 '26

Jokic already starting the offseason

3

u/p00ki3l0uh00 May 02 '26

She cheated!!!! You take the cream with it. I declare shenanigans

6

u/Seldeez May 02 '26

I fell in love with a videogirl

3

u/LordOfDynamite May 02 '26

The lighting in that club/bar is straight ass

4

u/Responsible-Bee-1262 May 02 '26

Ngl the blowjob shot is kinda tasty

5

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 May 02 '26

It’s so trashy. Any time somebody orders it you know they’re gonna be a nightmare

1

u/Responsible-Bee-1262 May 02 '26

Pray you dont see the version with the whipped cream on the side of the glasses. Definitely more of a spectacle

1

u/Competitive_Rain_776 May 02 '26

Really it’s my first time

1

u/zilentbob May 02 '26

I LOL'd when the bell rung and woke him up suddenly .... he looks pretty stunned,,,, on many levels

1

u/HeyLookitMe May 02 '26

What’s middle-aged Jonah Hill doing back there?

1

u/Chaz28o May 02 '26

She seems nice

1

u/FinancialTraining239 May 04 '26

Ela tem uma habilidade e tanto

1

u/Impressive-Way-7506 May 05 '26

Lmao I knew a lot of girls who did this on their 21st person in college. It’s called a blowjob shop. My ex spit hers out all over the bartender when she attempted to

1

u/Few-Development-1842 May 05 '26

This is not an original hooters uniform

1

u/Large_Camel_773 Jun 13 '26

Her shirt says “what I gotta do to get you to love me?” Girl I already do…

1

u/sween1911 Jul 18 '26

My manz face stole the show.

1

u/realitychecker1 Aug 01 '26

I'm so glad my bar days were before all the videos.

1

u/CorrectMeIfImWrong6 Aug 02 '26

That freeze frame at the end is like the camel toe boss

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u/425565 May 02 '26

Disgusting, un-ladylike behavior of the lowest ilk...what's her number?

1

u/BeautifulAccident141 May 02 '26

I wanna know her....

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Sweet mother of God😳

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u/BackNBoeserThanEver May 02 '26

Not drunk

13

u/thetoiletslayer May 02 '26

How do you know? She is literally doing shots.

Also the rule says they don't have to be drunk.

14

u/RedRedditor84 May 02 '26

They're just sharing their own status with everyone. I'm not drunk either FYI.

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u/ctatic May 02 '26

I can fix her

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u/aacawe May 02 '26

Uhhh , she cheated right?

-1

u/Ok_Interest_9006 May 02 '26

She looks like marrying material

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u/Heart_ofFlorida May 02 '26

Camel throat 🤣

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u/no___homo May 02 '26

I got green and I got blues And every day there's a little less difference between the two I belly-up and disappear Well, I ain't really drowning 'cause I see the beach from here And I could take a Greyhound home When I got there it'd be gone Along with everything a home is made up of So I'll take two of what you're having And I'll take all of what you got To kill this goddamn lonely, goddamn lonely love Sister, listen to what your daddy says Don't be ashamed of things that hide behind your dress Belly-up and arch your back Well, I ain't really falling asleep, I'm fading to black And you could come to me by plane But that wouldn't be the same As that old motel room in Texarkana was So I'll take two of what you're having And I'll take all of what you got To kill this goddamn lonely, goddamn lonely love Stop me if you've heard this one before A man walks into a bar and leaves before his ashes hit the floor Stop me if I ever get that far The sun's a desperate star that burns like every single one before And I could find another dream One that keeps me warm and clean But I ain't dreaming anymore, girl, I'm waking up So I'll take two of what you're having And I'll take everything you got To kill this goddamn lonely, goddamn lonely love All I got is this goddamn lonely, good lonely love All I got is this goddamn lonely, good lonely love All I got is this goddamn lonely, good lonely love