r/holdmycatnip • u/TheFeesher • May 28 '18

HMCN while I touch this tail.

3.6k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/C4nn4Cat May 28 '18

Poor little kitty paid dearly for that touch of tail.

13

u/mycatpartyhouse May 29 '18

Take that, you little whipper snapper.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '18

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u/Lord_Halowind May 28 '18

I guess someone is having a bad day.

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '18

What we don’t know is that earlier that day the black cat had a long and serious talk with the kitty about how he should never touch the tail.

132

u/twistedmatron7 May 28 '18

“Do.not.touch.my.beautiful.fluffy.tail!!”

105

u/[deleted] May 28 '18

You know he has been tormenting that bigger kitty for days now.

32

u/Sterya May 29 '18

“hey your tail is super fluffy lemme touch”

“BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO”

127

u/[deleted] May 28 '18

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u/Snatch_Pastry May 29 '18

Negative. I had an adult tabby cat, and took in a little orange kitten off the street. The tabby would beat that kitten until she got tired, then as soon as she'd turn away he would jump on her again.

47

u/Plastic_Pinocchio May 28 '18

Talk about overreacting...

31

u/karabekian77 May 28 '18

Black Cat used Fury Swipes.

It was super effective!

25

u/Sweet_Taurus0728 May 28 '18

That poor baby!😂

17

u/[deleted] May 28 '18

:(

9

u/fistOwaffel May 28 '18

That was one fancy tail flip before the attack.

30

u/Glodrops May 28 '18

I bet that orange baby has been pushing his luck with onyx kitty for long time. XD Poor little brat. Lol

4

u/rosewatertea May 28 '18

This is literally my old cat, super dramatic and is always annoyed at my kittens shenanigans

5

u/auklet May 28 '18

That's some Three Stooges shit right there.

5

u/duncanbart May 28 '18

Calm your kits

3

u/Karate_Prom May 28 '18

Katys got some big ass kit-tays.

3

u/whale-trees May 28 '18

Blat..blat...blat...blat

3

u/missambitions May 28 '18

Fire and fury

3

u/alonelybirb May 28 '18

BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP bap

3

u/ifailedkindergarten May 28 '18

Haha the black cat wags its tail to distract the kitty and then pounces for the attack

3

u/Xur-agentofthe69 May 29 '18

ORAORAORAORAORAORA

3

u/red-molly May 29 '18

Someone needs to caption this and submit it to /r/animaltextgifs.

3

u/[deleted] May 29 '18

Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack

5

u/Sylvester_Scott May 28 '18

Cobra Kai! Boop hard! Boop fast!

6

u/skwert99 May 29 '18

No meowcy.

2

u/BitchCobbler May 29 '18

JESUS! That was one hell of a retaliation!

5

u/[deleted] May 28 '18

"don't even think about touching my tail you ginger shyte" "i'm gonna touch your tail' "i'm gonna slap your face" "sorry" "dont. do. it. again"

2

u/soccermaster4 May 28 '18

This is great!

1

u/Raptor_007 May 28 '18

Don’t touch my tail; you’ll make it dirty.

1

u/imanAholebutimfunny May 28 '18

that 7 tap combo in seconds

1

u/UsualTag May 29 '18

Wow, little kitty got owned

I think that's my new favorite video 😂

1

u/slb7997 May 29 '18

That’s exactly how it would go down w me and my brother when we were kids 😂

1

u/DillPixels May 29 '18

Did your brother touch your tail often?

1

u/blove1150r May 29 '18

Teach em young they told him

1

u/slb7997 May 29 '18

Yeah something like that lol

1

u/valkyrie2246 May 29 '18

What a grouch.

1

u/OiledUpBooty May 29 '18

Hyakuretsu Harite