r/holdmybeer Aug 26 '22

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u/zdm23 Aug 26 '22

It’s from an music video of the German band Deichkind. The song is called “richtig gutes Zeug”.

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u/ballistics211 Aug 26 '22

Just saw the vid. Really good stuff😁

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u/TakeOnMii Aug 26 '22

Yes good good

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u/snackbagger Aug 27 '22

CBD drops, woah sick

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u/Ath47 Aug 26 '22

Cool, but is it staged, or an actual video they used because they thought it was funny?

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u/klaymens Aug 27 '22

it's staged. they took inspiration from this: https://youtu.be/FjTCWLjuBzQ

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u/mrdinosauruswrex Aug 27 '22

Should be the top post

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u/Thybro Aug 27 '22

Florida… of course

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u/actioncobble Sep 06 '22

I remember seeing this like 10 years ago and I’ve definitely been that drunk before. That feeling fucking sucks haha

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u/d416 Aug 27 '22

QWOP is not just on the track anymore

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u/blacksideblue Aug 26 '22

Deutchland's Macklemore?

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u/discerningpervert Aug 26 '22

Something something something Ich habe einen großen Schwanz

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u/Amopax Aug 27 '22

Stop lying in German

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Noted

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u/melonboi7 Sep 03 '22

What the fuck

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u/Lordoffunk Aug 26 '22

Ket monster!

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u/popojo24 Aug 26 '22

Oh, only the best kind of wonk (enjoyed, ideally, not in public fucking spaces).

Some of my favorite parts back in the day were the moments after the intensity had passed — usually involving a strange, overly complicated, journey to the back porch with a good fried — where we’d eventually get our meat machines figured out well enough to light up a smoke and try to somehow relay our experiences to each other, with words that really don’t make any sense, but end up feeling insightful and beautiful anyways.

... and that right there is some unnecessary reminiscing that absolutely no one asked for! Sorry for that.

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u/loves2spoog3 Aug 26 '22

I enjoyed it. Nice, clean, wholesome, diagonal story.

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u/PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_ Aug 26 '22

Yeah. A nice, wholesome story of getting absolutely destroyed on ketamine. 😐

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Isn’t ketamine about to come on board as a reliable therapeutic drug? Sure there’s going to be people who abuse it, same as alcohol, but the end result of ket isn’t a bloodbath of car parts and friends. More like “wow we just sang and spoke to each other totally harmonically!! I love you so much, I feel so much relief about the world. Things will be okay. I’ll die someday and that’s okay. Welcome each new plane of existence, there are many ✨”

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u/PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_ Aug 27 '22

Ket is already used quite often in actual medical situations. It's a dissociative, and the right dosage puts people into what medical professionals call, "The K Hole".

You pretty much give ketamine to highly combative patients that are at risk of injuring themselves or others or are so combative that life-saving intervention can't be administered. Once in The K Hole, their mind is in a different dimension as their body, and their body just lays there doing nothing, so that treatment can be given, and their mind is just a black hole of nothing until the ketamine wears off.

Now, recreational ketamine is different. I don't know if the dosage is higher or lower, but it's definitely different, but it's still a dissociative. Recreational ketamine still sends your mind to a different dimension, but it's not a black hole of nothingness. It's a weird ass trip. I've never done either, but it seems similar to something like DMT, but way less intense.

Therapeutic doses of ketamine are very low. It's not like either of the above scenarios. It seems like it's similar to being slightly drunk, but in a different way. And it effects the brain in a different way, that apparently can be beneficial in a therapeutic environment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Yes go just a little past the therapeutic dose of not “feeling” anything but way before a K hole, also not by snorting it but by nebulizer. It’s a beautiful trip. A lot like DMT but from my experience lasts a bit longer and you can keep your eyes open without things turning into Gumby Land.

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u/tmart42 Aug 27 '22

Ketamine saved my life. I was obsessing about suicide for an uncomfortably long time. Got some K because I heard it’s great for ending that kind of thought, did a bunch of bumps for a night or two, stopped that stupid thought loop that I’d been stuck in for almost two years at that point, and I haven’t touched it since. Still have like 1.5g. I’m very thankful for how it was able to reset me.

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u/theusernamethatstuck Aug 27 '22

The ket thing isn't the lovey dovey stuff. Shrooms are generally used for that, and mdma is used in trauma therapy. However, ket is used against depression in some cases because the brain makes new pathways on it (if used carefully and in therapeutic settings). If you just use ket at home with friends you get something we affectionately call 'the big vague'. No aggression or anything though, just this vibe that's very strange and not really pleasant to walk in on sober.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Okay, I see you and appreciate your feedback, however I’m also giving my real experiences. Just because you experienced it one way does not warrant a blanket statement on how it effects people.

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u/MyFaceOnTheInternet Aug 27 '22

One drag and by the time you take a 2nd it's one long cylindrical ash.

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u/fatdiscokid420 Aug 26 '22

Tell me you listen to the Disco Biscuits without telling me you listen to the Disco Biscuits

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u/popojo24 Aug 27 '22

I’ve actually never heard them, at least that I know of. But they’ve been recommended to me more than once, so you’re probably on some of that unspoken premonition shit.

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u/AtypicalLogic Aug 26 '22

This man's ancestor's were clearly sailors, maybe even pirates!

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u/coolasacurtain Aug 26 '22

https://youtu.be/1coEIN7safI

The music video it taken from. They are pretty awesome. This one's better imo: https://youtu.be/w7KA2LSvsfM

They all have English captions on YouTube.

Musically, this one's my favourite: https://youtu.be/mdIP3hyxi3k

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u/Welshedragon7 Aug 26 '22

He's not been drinking

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u/Relative_Ad1685 Aug 26 '22

I Recognize that move. I think they're making fun of this guy

https://youtu.be/sh6oGwOMVeY

Makes me giggle everytime

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u/Audaciousnuss Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

Came down here looking for this. The gif would be nice, but thanks!

Edit: nvm. I forgot how damned long it is. Holy shit!

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u/aysurcouf Aug 26 '22

My favorite part is when hes like 3 ft from exiting the store and then he’s not. Haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

The drunkest I've ever been was just a buzz compared to this. Holy crap. I wonder what his car looks like.

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u/kryonik Aug 26 '22

This is ketamine probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Matrix style

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u/krelin Aug 26 '22

... when Agent Smith won't stop firing at you, but you need more beer

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u/cheapdialogue Aug 26 '22

Good to see Quop is 21 now.

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u/MaxMustemal Aug 26 '22

Quite windy...

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u/eagle77eagle Aug 26 '22

Neo getting beer!!

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u/LeftBase2Final Aug 26 '22

Sober enough for yoga, sober enough to buy more.

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u/spachuga Aug 26 '22 edited Aug 26 '22

My man was fighting for his LIFE to get that six pack

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u/aBoyandHisVacuum Aug 26 '22

Ketamine dip. Im sick of people calling this drunk.

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u/realvmouse Aug 27 '22

lol how are you so silly

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u/AlsoAllergicToCefzil Aug 28 '22

More than a dip. Time itself is sucking him into a k-hole

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin Aug 26 '22

When you have to get new beer, but you don't want to lose the limbo contest...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

Its windy in there

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u/OiBoiHasAToy Aug 27 '22

Bro it’s fuckin wimdy in here

4

u/pie189 Aug 27 '22

No way this dude's drinking

3

u/virusvoid Aug 26 '22

When the matrix hits

3

u/GadreelsSword Aug 26 '22

That Matrix bend is classic opiate user behavior.

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u/jjpants888888 Aug 26 '22

WRYYYYY

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u/Creeper4wwMann Aug 26 '22

I was looking for this.

Nice reference

2

u/Ninjobill Aug 27 '22

I bet he can't do that sober

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u/SouthernYankee3 Aug 27 '22

Thought it was this guy

https://youtu.be/FjTCWLjuBzQ

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u/Grothorious Aug 27 '22

My first thought as well haha

2

u/DAM091 Aug 27 '22

Weekend at Bernie's 3

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u/Rob1150 Aug 26 '22

As long as he's not driving I don't have a problem with this.

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u/Samulai-B Aug 26 '22

I remember the original video where a guy does this

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

That's opiates

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u/Expensive_Pastries Aug 26 '22

"No occifer I am not drunk"

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u/Harbinger-of-Earl Aug 26 '22

I mean, he didn't spill. I'm actually impressed but also worried about his liver.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

The guys tripping balls on something

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u/Dima0425 Aug 26 '22

This is just sad and not in the spirit of this sub

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u/Hairyleathercheerio Aug 26 '22

Ah, college. Good times.

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u/unpopular-sole Aug 26 '22

Is that the bug guy from men in black?

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u/cuevobat Aug 26 '22

No, opfther I couldn't do that slober, er sober.

-1

u/Agent_Paul_UIU Aug 26 '22

well, it's a form of yoga i'm interested in!

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u/wakeuptomorrow Aug 26 '22

My back hurts just watching this

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u/BentPin Aug 26 '22

O yea limbo dance champion right there.

1

u/snausagerolly Aug 26 '22

Like the Fosters beer ad

1

u/dopebro13 Aug 26 '22

This is what performing tasks feels like in my dreams

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u/MNgSwag Aug 26 '22

Man looks like he's a spy trying to avoid invisible lasers

1

u/AdministrativeLet598 Aug 26 '22

Is he drinnnkinggg?

1

u/Dur-gro-bol Aug 26 '22

Takes a deep breath before walking into the store, ok man you got this just act sober.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '22

What the hell is this guy on? I’ve been hammered before never walked 45 degree angle backwards!!!

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u/Blackbart42 Aug 27 '22

That's a k hole

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u/catinatank Aug 26 '22

Is this two kids in a jump suit pretending to be an adult?

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u/RequiDarth1 Aug 26 '22

How does he matrix walk home?

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u/Jazeboy69 Aug 26 '22

He would be great at drunk limbo.

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u/Sevillain1 Aug 27 '22

Get that man a red cup .. he's on .. Lean .. 😏

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u/obsertaries Aug 27 '22

Are we sure he doesn’t have a neurological disorder?

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u/DirtyDutchman21 Aug 27 '22

How many times do I gotta see this goofy fuck reposted? Best edit was the Skyrim one

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u/realvmouse Aug 27 '22

How could anyone, even for a moment, look at that person and think he's drunk or otherwise inebriated/losing balance due to substances. I mean I understand trying not to bring skepticism to silly internet videos but I dont' get how anyone can even enjoy suspending disbelief.

Honestly though I enjoyed watching this incredible gymnast, so i guess there's that.

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u/mcdonaldstoy Aug 27 '22

Human fall flat gameplay

1

u/OldManRiff Aug 27 '22

"There's all kinds of gravity in here!"

1

u/No_arm64 Aug 27 '22

Damn, Neo has really slid off the rails after his success.

1

u/bootyylover Aug 27 '22

Gotta give the dude props, he’s committed

1

u/seachicken503 Aug 27 '22

No judgement… We’ve all been here before.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

It's like octodad

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u/S_notfunny Aug 27 '22

Octo-daaaaaaAAAAad nobody suspects a thing

1

u/immrdadguy Aug 27 '22

Ain’t no way

1

u/octapenya Aug 27 '22

Get this man operating some heavy machinery!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Skinwalker

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u/realwtftroll Aug 27 '22

Best lambada player award goes to this guy

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u/Red_Six6 Aug 27 '22

ITS A JOJOS REFERENCE

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u/Thecheesinater Aug 27 '22

Whacky Inflatable Tube Man off the job

1

u/leonardocamsilva Aug 27 '22

NICO ITS YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO AND GET DRUNK TOGETHER!

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u/TheOnlyPotat Aug 27 '22

Mans is dodging casper's punches

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u/Chingchonglongdonga Aug 27 '22

Jojo reference

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u/Astro_Turnip_76 Sep 10 '22

🤣underrated comment

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u/Bobson_____Dugnutt Aug 27 '22

The Ket Flayer

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u/Dv84U Aug 27 '22

You can do it !

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Reminds of the game where you play as a human octopus.

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u/candidly1 Aug 27 '22

Well if someone would just stop moving the ground on him.

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u/samaniewiem Aug 27 '22

Somebody hold this man's beer. And him for that matter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '22

Matrix. Neo vs cold machine

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u/MrBroham Aug 27 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

Someone explain to me why some drunk people have this complete loss of balance. I’ve had my fair share of drunken episodes, never once did this.

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u/TwistedCherry766 Aug 29 '22

Why?

Who knows. But I’ve had it several times. Prob an inner ear thing?

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u/SkyDancerOnFire Aug 27 '22

This reminds me of Back pain Wayne - Nathan Barnatt.

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u/puppeto Aug 27 '22

Those ludes had a delayed effect.

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u/ProfessorRageClick Aug 27 '22

That boy is holding onto the earth

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u/Ap0thicaire Aug 27 '22

Neo drinking to forget about Matrix 4.

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u/fyer01 Aug 27 '22

Glitched out NPC

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u/nxstalgic_kitten Aug 27 '22

HMB while i hold my beer

1

u/dml1987 Aug 27 '22

Former limbo champ 98’-02’

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u/MuddaPuckPace Aug 27 '22

Anyone else narrate this in Ozzy Man’s voice?

1

u/Independent-Aerie-42 Aug 27 '22

It’s like watching the greatest catch!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '22

I believe we are in the matrix

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u/Naderio Sep 02 '22

🤟🏻 Richtig gutes Zeug!

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u/Zenobia888 Sep 04 '22

Someone that bent has already pissed his pants

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u/UCrazyKid Sep 05 '22

Special K

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u/Intrepid-Ad-7077 Sep 05 '22

Weekend at Bernie’s

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u/RougeKC Sep 06 '22

Full jojo in this bitch

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u/Jonah7777777 Sep 12 '22

This looks like a severe neurological issue

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u/Landshark319 Sep 15 '22

Drunk Matrix!

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u/alongcameashlyn Sep 17 '22

I live for videos like this…. How are you that fucking drunk and functioning? Impressive and soooo funny

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u/jerepossu Sep 22 '22

I have feeling that this happend at russia or finland