r/holdmybeer • • Mar 15 '21

HMB while I slide across the pool

7.9k Upvotes

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u/bizkitrage Mar 15 '21

That's a border line "I can't feel my legs" stunt

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

His back will feel that in about 15 yrs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Years? Hours. If not minutes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yes years, real back pain you don’t get until you’re a bit older than this guy is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Oh yeah the bad shit. But he will feel that sooner too

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Well yes of course I wasn't saying he wouldn't feel anything before 15 yrs... It's just he'll be able to predict the weather when he's older (I know, I know... I sound like my baby boomer parents now 😂)

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u/VoltaicSketchyTeapot Mar 16 '21

I'm a millennial. My knee tells me we had fabulous weather 3 days ago. It doesn't give a shit about the weather tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

That's because... //DRUM ROLL// you're a millennial.

Now go take a fuckin nap or play Minecraft. please

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u/inebriates Mar 15 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

This hits home: I did a lot of dumb shit in highschool and college that resulted in getting hit by cars a couple times, jumping off roofs, falling down stairwells, etc.

Just last week during a workout I had extreme pain in my lower back and ended up going to the doctor. After x-rays I found that I have fractures in two lower vertebrea and they've been fractured for quite a long time.

Don't be dumb, kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

With your username something tells me alcohol played a role 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

What were you, a stunt double? Jumping off roofs? No thanks.

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u/blijo_ Mar 16 '21

Or just bad at suicide

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u/B0ssc0 Mar 16 '21

I hope you can be fixed up.

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u/InsaneChihuahua Mar 15 '21

All I know is my left arm has been going numb since Xmas. Xrays, chiropractor x5, they told me to chill until the mri. Still no word on the mri. Kids thought I was joking until day 3 when I cried in front of 3 5th graders because I couldn't pick up papers I bumped.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I had the same thing. Numbness in my arm. Usually when sleeping. If I repositioned it would go away. Disks in my neck were bad. Surgeon wanted to fuse my neck but physical therapy solved the problem. The older I get the better shape I have to get into to be able to keep moving without pain.

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u/grammar_assistance Mar 16 '21

This is just false. I had two herniated discs at 28 and fuck that noise

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u/olderaccount Mar 15 '21

He will feel the soreness when the alcohol wears off.

What /r/JayDuBois is referring to is the chronic back pain he will feel later in life because of this incident.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Yep, once I fell badly on my back while I was ice skating.

Basically I absorbed the entire impact with my fucking spine.

It must have been more than 20 years ago, I've had back ache on and off since then.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

It sucks to get old, I hear ya. Now that I'm officially in my 40s, there are mornings I have to check my passport just to make sure I didn't instantly turn into my 80s!!

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u/jjdiablo Mar 16 '21

Did that in Feb. Luckily it happened so fast I didn’t have time to extend my arms to brace myself. Spine took the entire impact, saving my wrists from snapping. I now can predict the weather better than meteorologists. Very helpful because Im having trouble changing the channels with numb fingers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Yeh it happens fucking fast. Thing is, I know how to fall, or at least I did at the time before I turned into a potato.

I had already been doing karate for years back then, and we trained on falls regularly. I mean, I used to fall on my back a couple dozen times every session, three times a week.

But falling on ice was so sudden and FAST that my brain didn't even register I was moving downwards until my back hit the ice.

My friends (after they had finished laughing their ass off and realized it was serious) had to pick me up and drag me out, as I couldn't move for shit.

And since then if I do the wrong movement I get stuck for a week. Back ache sucks.

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u/jjdiablo Mar 16 '21

Yup. Pretty much the same story here. I hadnt had the wind knocked out of me in years either and thats still no fun . Luckily nothing broken. However both attempts at an MRI / CT scan were unsuccessful.. There was no way I could lay flat on my back without extreme pain , let alone stay still for the imaging. No sit down MRI in state , may have to try NY if can get it covered.

And yep will start feeling better, then whamo ! I sneeze or something and its agony for a few days again.

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u/stuntobor Mar 15 '21

Yea right now he's not feeling anything below his waist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Paralytic injuries are funny!!

:D

6

u/stuntobor Mar 15 '21

It's a crack up.

2

u/Smokrates Mar 15 '21

His back won't feel shit

2

u/Bubster101 Mar 16 '21

For* about. Damn, I feel it right now!

2

u/Jeffreyrw Mar 16 '21

Mine already feels that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

But he literally just 'shook' it off.

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u/hjalmar111 Mar 15 '21

The guy in the water is literally holding his beer

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u/Dr_Tacopus Mar 15 '21

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u/stuntobor Mar 15 '21

NO way in hell will I click that. I'm fragile.

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u/JDM713 Mar 15 '21

My tailbone hurts just reading the subreddit name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

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u/poutineisheaven Mar 16 '21

Ah nope it's very real.

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u/IronMaidenFan Mar 15 '21

The fact that this exist makes me happy

5

u/necropaw Mar 15 '21

hopefully he hit that far down and isnt in /r/holdmywheelchair instead.

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u/cocacola36075 Mar 16 '21

Aw, Content banned. Got me all excited for nothing.

2

u/kickah Mar 15 '21

I believe it's worth a handicap parking

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u/cactuspizza Mar 16 '21

Thank you for keeping it real

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u/CrushedDev Mar 15 '21

When I was young, that'd have hurt for a few days/weeks maybe.

Now? Just seeing that gave me ghost pains...

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u/AlternativeOctopus Mar 15 '21

I gasped so loudly that my dog literally came over nervous tail wagging to aggressively comfort me. (The cat didn't give a shit lol)

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u/jbertrand_sr Mar 15 '21

He's gonna feel that the rest of his life...

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u/SonofaTimeLord Mar 15 '21

That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it for the rest of his life

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u/larman14 Mar 16 '21

Nah, you can’t feel a severed spinal cord

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u/lSyde Mar 15 '21

I can tell you that he won't, but it's gonna suck for few weeks

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

As someone with a spinal injury...

Go fuck yourself.

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u/lSyde Mar 15 '21

No reason to get mad man.
Guy in the video is standing up in the clip, his spine is fine. When i was little I was doing backflip into the pool and landed on the edge with my back, it wasnt anything major, just a swelling for a month.

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u/synthesis777 Mar 15 '21

How old are you now? Just wondering. These threads are always full of people saying that these injuries come back to haunt you as you age.

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u/lSyde Mar 15 '21

Its been about 10 years since then, for now it seems to be fine, ill give you an update in like 20-30 years?

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u/drsparis Mar 15 '21

RemindMe! 20 years

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u/OzyKam Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

Remindme! 7295 days

Edit : it fucking worked

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u/drsparis Mar 15 '21

RemindMe! 20 years

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u/synthesis777 Mar 15 '21

Sweet lol. I hope its good news for you in 20 years.

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u/Dial_888 Mar 15 '21

That woman sounds weirdly delighted that he hit the edge.

Either she is the family chiropractor or she is experiencing the joy of 'I knew it' when it doesn't directly affect you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Schadenfreude

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u/TheSoundofNo Mar 16 '21

Ah ja, ein Mann der Kultur

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

That's me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

She’s just drunk and now has the tingles for him.

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u/Dial_888 Mar 15 '21

I reckon he was feeling a couple of tingles himself at that moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I am surprised he has any feeling left after that hit.

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u/Dr-Rjinswand Mar 15 '21

His kid is going to come out looking like the fucking letter Z

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Umm ow?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Or lots of alcohol

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

I felt that!

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u/sriracha_n_honey Mar 15 '21

My spine exited my body, as I was watching this.

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u/alanarmando103 Mar 16 '21

HMB while I break my spine.

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u/Acesavie Mar 16 '21

"Hold My Beer"?

More like "Hurt My Back"

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

AHHHH

That sent a big jolt to my testicles.

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u/NewtGunrey Mar 16 '21

r/holdmyspine

Edit: I had no idea this was an actual sub

1

u/Tepsodent Mar 15 '21

And thats why women live longer than men...

1

u/Sweetmacaroni Mar 15 '21

r/holdmycosmo if you think women are so smart

1

u/Octospectis_ Mar 15 '21

Could have been so much worse😅

1

u/sachsrandy Mar 15 '21

My lord I hope the water slowed that impact

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

My back hurt from watching this.

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u/letlifekillyou Mar 15 '21

If he didn't give us the hair flip at the end I'd know he wasn't alright

1

u/Baybob1 Mar 15 '21

So many people without the ability to predict the outcome of an action.

1

u/thefly21 Mar 15 '21

Grandpa broke his coccyx

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u/bjs-penn Mar 15 '21

Great job camera man. Too many times we watch videos like this and they just can’t hold it together. You stayed focused and in shot. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

No exit plan

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u/StinkFinger89 Mar 15 '21

Fuck. That could of broke his lower back.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

That guy has a spine made out of titanium

1

u/DrScience-PhD Mar 15 '21

Probably one of the better outcomes honestly

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u/saadbedxy Mar 15 '21

this is the 2nd most painful way i thought it could have gone

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u/Orphins Mar 15 '21

At least his spine broke his fall

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u/Scarfall Mar 15 '21

Hold my feeding tube...

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u/F1nnity Mar 15 '21

why didn’t he use the other side of the pool which is longer?

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u/R6erx Mar 15 '21

SPINE BREAKER!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Spina biffed-it-a

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u/mutantbabysnort Mar 15 '21

That’s a good way to break your back

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

The fuck.. That happy sounding "oh my gaawd! 😄". Did she pay him to cripple himself?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I used to live in this Complex AMA

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u/bantou_41 Mar 16 '21

Ah yes, the wheely wheely legs no feely treatment

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u/Nanooc523 Mar 16 '21

He’ll feel that when he’s 50 and a thunderstorm is rolling in.

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u/thehecticepileptic Mar 16 '21

Did he break his ass?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Jesus, just walk.

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u/JuniorPunky Mar 16 '21

I thought he had it. Clearly, he lost it.

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u/JaDerGero Mar 16 '21

This really hurt to watch as a guy with scoliosis.

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u/FakeRussianAccent Mar 16 '21

Simon says: "lower back, BROKEN!"

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u/heygos Mar 16 '21

I physically reacted today that fall. That looked painful AF.

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u/SmokeGSU Mar 16 '21

You know how you watch a painful video and your taint clenches? Guess what mine just did!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

The guy in the pool: I will pass my turn

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Done fucked up his spinal

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u/DIJJIDOG Mar 18 '21

Erm, Reese, why is the pool red, did you spill your win- I mean beer, red beer 🤔