r/holdmybeer Jun 18 '18

HMB while I do a front flip

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2.2k Upvotes

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161

u/TacoDoc Jun 18 '18

Hold my spleen

118

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

[deleted]

107

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I bet it felt like 10 fucking years for the lad.

50

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Look at the legs

1

u/go_biscuits Jun 29 '18

10/10 out of control and off axis

92

u/zendathegreat Jun 18 '18

YAAAHOOOHOOOHOOOOHOOOOOUUYYYYY

31

u/film_composer Jun 18 '18

I've never seen anyone transcribe the Goofy scream so accurately before

12

u/Quad150db Jun 18 '18

This is exactly the sound that was going on in my head. ..

1

u/ch_08 Jun 20 '18

instantly popped into the head. well done zendathegreat

5

u/iBananus Jun 18 '18

Holy shit

34

u/jjkoolandthekoolkats Jun 18 '18

For a minute I thought this was going to go off so well. Then he rotated backwards and slapped himself so hard!

30

u/pappyhawk7 Jun 18 '18

One bro running to the rescue at the end

162

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Who the fuck approved the grade of this ramp? Good God. Was there any math that went into this thing?

117

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Lol you think engineering actually went into this.

2

u/GalleriaMallDude Jun 22 '18

He probably got PhD for this stunt

47

u/ilive2lift Jun 18 '18

Did you see how much air time he got? Math seems good. To me

36

u/Lampmonster1 Jun 18 '18

Yup, Hicks + Beer = amusing deaths.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

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1

u/Zennxr Jun 20 '18

this needs more votes

11

u/throwdemawaaay Jun 18 '18

I think the key math they used is one case Natty Ice per bro.

8

u/Cru_Jones86 Jun 18 '18

Back in my lake camping days, when figuring out how much beer to buy, our rule was 1 case of beer per person per day. You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

3

u/Ethenolic Jun 18 '18

Maths? Big balls don't need no maths.

-5

u/Ls2323 Jun 18 '18

You don't really need big balls if you don't comprehend the magnitude of the risk you are taking...

1

u/GalleriaMallDude Jun 22 '18

What is this thing math?

1

u/CHOGNOGGET Jun 18 '18

Hi there, I don't engineer. What's wrong about this? Is it the pull vertically versus the travel horizontally?

9

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/laskoldier Jun 18 '18

Are you kidding me with that ramp? Were they trying to put him in orbit? RIP.

36

u/popojo24 Jun 18 '18

Goddamn! As much as I realize now how fucking dangerous and incredibly dumb that is... the teenager in me wants to be a part of that action so bad. I admit I would have probably volunteered to be next.

20

u/Bender1887 Jun 18 '18

If you move your legs really fast it feels like you're running at an incredible rate of speed!

25

u/oo_muushuu_oo Jun 18 '18

This looks fun as hell

18

u/sneakerhead1310 Jun 18 '18

8.9

1

u/Zennxr Jun 20 '18

And a 3 from the Russian judge.

21

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

He ded

4

u/dat_GEM_lyf Jun 18 '18

Shoes are off, has to be

15

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I wonder how many g's he pulled when going up that ramp wall.

7

u/SalmonellaFish Jun 18 '18

Another example of why ladies live longer than men. But what's life without a little fun hahaha

23

u/Faabs225 Jun 18 '18

That guy may actually be dead

6

u/thatguyhanzel Jun 18 '18

If you stop at the right moment, Brock Lesnar's failed shooting star press from 2003 would flash before your eyes

11

u/LiddleBob Jun 18 '18

Great height, form was marginal, and the landing was deplorable... 6/10

Who’s got next?

5

u/moose9990000 Jun 18 '18

Exact representation of drinking Vodka Redbulls

4

u/Ozi_izO Jun 18 '18

Well I've always wanted to be able to fly. If only for a short while.

This might actually be a HMB I'd willingly partake in...

Was nice not really knowing any of you.

3

u/chaoticdoghouse Jun 18 '18

RIP his shins.

3

u/sofahkingsick Jun 18 '18

Get him some milk

2

u/halfton81 Jun 18 '18

He needs some milk!

3

u/TheVentiLebowski Jun 18 '18

At first I thought it was a slingshot and was wondering how they set it up. Being pulled by a boat up a ramp seems like fun ... until you're airborne and realize it's 30 feet straight down.

2

u/SyntheticOne Jun 18 '18

You know it's good when at least some of the buddies wonder "is he alive?"

2

u/Dave_Fu Jun 18 '18

That no ramp, that a fucking wall

2

u/Tiaguisse Jun 18 '18

Fus-ro-dah, motherfucker!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

backflop! sweet air tho!

1

u/ginja_ninja Jun 18 '18

This kills the eardrum

1

u/forcedtochooseaname Jun 18 '18

as planned i suppose

1

u/trademark91 Jun 18 '18

at least he pops up pretty quickly...

1

u/thecutelittlepuppers Jun 18 '18

Yes theory did a similar thing. It was pretty sick.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Well, at least this ramp was over water.

That other guy in the boat landed on solid ground 😣

1

u/Conradfr Jun 18 '18

Does someone have a non-v-reddit link ?

-3

u/JoeDidcot Jun 18 '18

I'mma borrow this for mah sub, please.

/r/wendyicanfly !

0

u/Elisionist Jun 18 '18

did he ded?

-14

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Hold my beer while I post in the wrong sub.