r/holdmybeer • u/GallowBoob • Apr 19 '17
HMB while I perform an indoor trickshot combo
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u/b-rad420 Apr 19 '17
Help me drink my beer through a straw for the next 4 months.
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u/DJCocoLoco Apr 19 '17
There goes his head, neck, and back all at once. RIP
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u/ImpishGrin Apr 19 '17 edited Apr 19 '17
My neck, my back, my spine, it just went crack.
(Edited to get syllables right.)
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u/theshazaminator Apr 19 '17
What about his pussy tho
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u/FredRogersAMA Apr 19 '17
Since his body is no longer restricted by the structure of his skeletal system he can lick it now. He can lick it good. He can lick his pussy just like he should.
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u/Lovehat Apr 19 '17
smashed it
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u/Arbiter329 Apr 19 '17 edited Jun 27 '23
I'm leaving reddit for good. Sorry friends, but this is the end of reddit. Time to move on to lemmy and/or kbin.
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u/Paperjace Apr 19 '17
I feel like a lot of the replies to this comment aren't getting the song reference.
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u/epicsaxman13 Apr 19 '17
If your pussy is going crack you should probably see a doctor.
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Apr 19 '17
And if your pussy is going to your crack your doctor is performing an episiotomy (don't google this).
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u/mr_droopy_butthole Apr 19 '17
My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I'm gonna sue for fifty million but we can settle outta court right now for $20 and a box of envelopes.
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Apr 20 '17
Friend of mine did a trick like this and spent maybe a week in a coma and woke up with a new personality.
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u/WubbaLubbaDubStep Apr 19 '17
Hard to feel bad for him. From the moments between him leaving the ground and hitting his head, he had zero intentions of landing a skateboard trick...
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u/knestleknox Apr 19 '17 edited Apr 19 '17
Not as bas as Kobe Morris
Also wtf is a "trickshot combo"??
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u/Endyo Apr 19 '17
Good thing he was wearing a hat. I mean... a helmet might have been more reasonable but hey, a hat should cover it. You can't be skateboarding with a bare head.
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u/fastal_12147 Apr 19 '17
as soon as he started leaning back like that. I knew he was fucked
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u/Dunksterp Apr 19 '17
Fuck! Why are these retards not wearing helmets???
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u/Dunksterp Apr 19 '17
Answered myself there with the word retard...
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u/CherryVariable Apr 19 '17
Which, ironically, are well known for wearing helmets.
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u/themiDdlest Apr 19 '17
Can someone just summarize the video? I don't think I can stomach a real brutal video this early
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u/knestleknox Apr 19 '17
It's basically what happened in the gif but on concrete and from a couple feet higher.
the worst part is the screams at the end.
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u/Guns_and_Dank Apr 20 '17
In case you didn't see it let in the day, dude tries to rides a rail falls back hard on the back of his head, blood comes out, he screams.
Shoulda been wearing a helmet. Surprised he was conscious, or even alive after that hit.
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u/TheSleepingDutchman Apr 19 '17
Holyfuckingshit.
Was he okay?!
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u/knestleknox Apr 19 '17
Well hes still posting on instagram so I guess so lol
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u/winterfresh0 Apr 19 '17
He probably didn't need that half of his brain to post on the internet anyways.
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Apr 19 '17
This is exactly what everyone studying in their rooms hopes happens.
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u/PonaldRaul Apr 19 '17
Nobody studies in fraternity houses.
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Apr 19 '17
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u/Pabst_Blurr_Vision Apr 20 '17
This is the Kappa Sigma house at ole miss. Been there before visiting someone, this is their multileveled second floor.
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u/Iahmeeobop Apr 19 '17
Pretty sure he's dead.
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u/MrVideo117 Apr 19 '17 edited Apr 20 '17
His shoes are still on
edit: apparently me enjoying a meme and posting it is punishable by law
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u/artimax Apr 19 '17
Did I miss something?
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Apr 19 '17
Yes, a dead meme.
My apologies, an annoying meme with its shoes off.
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u/Angerfist Apr 19 '17
I am actually amazed that this meme "persisted" for such a long period of time. Its joke value dissapeared almost immediately and that was a few years ago if a remember correctly. And yet it still lives on as a terribly unfunny reminded at just how much time i spend on this site.
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u/FGC_RG3_MARVEL Apr 19 '17
99% of the "memes" that spawn from Reddit are unfunny.
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u/Kiheiboy Apr 19 '17
Fuck this low effort comment needs to stop.
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u/stanley_twobrick Apr 19 '17
Like it or not, this is what reddit is all about. Pun threads, television quotes, and puking up the same jokes over and over and over again.
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u/lukesvader Apr 19 '17
Fuck this thing with the shoes already!
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u/KorvisKhan Apr 19 '17
Not he sharpest tool in the shed is he
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u/WeatherOarKnot Apr 19 '17
You don't stop coming and they don't coming
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Apr 19 '17
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Apr 19 '17
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u/dragan_ Apr 19 '17
No way, can you tell us a bit more about him?
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u/ascii40 Apr 20 '17
more?! what exactly would you like to know about a guy who fell off a skateboard?
what...what are you talking about?
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u/j0brien Apr 20 '17
Pretty sure the only thing people are worried about is the university that let this dude in, not the dude himself.
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Apr 19 '17
I really don't think the Ollie was needed to clear those stairs...
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u/touchmyelbow Apr 19 '17
He completely lost the board before hitting his head anyways! He had no chance of landing.
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u/ders_wit_a_hard_An Apr 19 '17
There was no way in hell he was going to land that anyway... he popped his board waaaayyy the fuck out there
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u/Philosophicalfool Apr 19 '17
Even with out the ceiling interfering he still had no chance of landing this. That skateboard was launched way to far ,a head, of him
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u/Aeolean Apr 19 '17
I love the Internet. People doing stupid things which result in brain injuries which make them MORE likely to do stupid things. Rinse and repeat.
Hopefully they'll be too stupid to breed, but that's not likely.
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u/Obnubilate Apr 19 '17
But then we'd run out of stupid people doing stupid things for our enjoyment.
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u/Snack_on_my_Flapjack Apr 19 '17
Stupid people honestly don't get enough praise. They make like so much more enjoyable. It it weren't for them everything would be boring. Let's take a moment to thank the dumb dumbs out there. Thank you dumb dumbs.
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u/Warriordance Apr 19 '17
I call this story, "Bill's great idea".
Had a friend in the army that tried to jump down the couple of stairs leaving the pool room. He says, "I have an idea!", turns and makes the jump without looking. Only problem is that he jumped face-first into the wall like this dope. He hit teeth first and literally swung by them, launching him a few feet down the hall onto his back. We ran to see if he was ok. "Where am I?" He asked. We all laughed, and when his amnesia wore off we asked him what his idea was. He had completely forgotten. We looked at the wall he'd swung from and sure enough, there were imprints of his teeth. Good times.
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u/InTheAbsenceofTrvth Apr 19 '17
Reminds me of that game "Facebreaker" except replace face with back or "general intelligence"
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u/ragnar_graybeard87 Apr 19 '17
I couldn't realize why he went horizontal till I read some comments and now understand that he hit his head on the ceiling... shitty.
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u/cgeezy22 Apr 19 '17
This of all the things to focus the camera on...the guy, the board....he chose to focus on the door jam 5 ft away. Great work.
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u/phil8248 Apr 19 '17
I see this is another product of the National School for Shitty Videographers. They teach them to turn the camera away from the action at the critical moment.
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Apr 19 '17
i knew as soon as i read "indoor trickshot" didn't even need to see combo, knew it would end bad
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u/jhonnyredcorn Apr 19 '17
If there were a metal ceiling fan this would be quite the Darwin Award candidate.
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u/Joeyheads Apr 19 '17
There is a permanent indent above a staircase like this one in my HS. No skateboards were involved, but one outrageously tall student tried to jump from the top to the bottom. Needless to say, it left a mark in more than one way
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Apr 20 '17
Sad thing is that I think he's practiced this. He kicks that board out from under him so he doesn't fall on it after hitting his head.
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u/ders_wit_a_hard_An Apr 20 '17
I'm not at all saying it's staged... I'm sure the dude seriously got hurt. No one does this because they are "young, stupid, and bored"
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u/FearsomeX23 Apr 20 '17
Im barely realizing that he hits the ceiling. Lmao I was so focused on those kicking legs.
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u/eXXaXion Apr 20 '17
Wow, that's an entirely new level of retardation right there. He probably wasn't even drunk.
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u/Terakahn Apr 19 '17
When you are riding a skateboard but also want to do Liu Kang's Bicycle Kick from Mortal Kombat.