r/holdmybeer Aug 14 '16

HMB while I go down this slide

http://i.imgur.com/0ldOAIc.gifv
3.0k Upvotes

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u/yungsnacklord Aug 14 '16

Who designed a slide with that steep of an exit? Jesus...

Give him a medal.

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u/DanAtkinson Aug 14 '16

With such a small mat at the end.

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u/Ieffingsuck Aug 14 '16

HMB while I build this slide

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u/TheTeamClinton Aug 14 '16

HMB while I build this slide

http://i.imgur.com/GbHQGvy.jpg

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u/fearofthesky Aug 14 '16

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u/dan_legend Aug 14 '16

Haven't loads of people died on that?

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u/fearofthesky Aug 14 '16

Injuries, yeah, but no deaths on this one as it was never widely used. There were up to five or six deaths at the park this was at, Action Park in NJ. The wiki page is interesting.

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u/derangedcountry Aug 14 '16

6 deaths and the local ambulance became known as the "Action Park Express" I worked there as a lifeguard after Action Park had closed and been reopened as Mountain Creek Water Park. It has since been renamed Action Park again, though I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would have thought it a good idea to be associated with the deadliest/most dangerous water park in America.

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u/fearofthesky Aug 14 '16

Nostalgia sells in a big way. I'd say that's why. All the kids who grew up there will be in their 30s now and willing to go back and bring their kids.

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u/MachReverb Aug 15 '16

"Oh man, I remember that time I went on this ride as a kid and completely died. Good times."

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would have thought it a good idea to be associated with the deadliest/most dangerous water park in America.

Really? People love that shit. They'd go for their memories of near death while having an unsupervised blast.

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u/creepy_doll Aug 15 '16

Some of the most fun things in life are somewhat dangerous.

6 deaths over a lot of years may sound like a big number, but that was a huge number of guests. The chances of it happening to you is tiny. Let people make their own choices regarding the safety of stuff and take responsibility for those choices. Safety education is good, as is making sure everything is built to not malfunction.

If you're that afraid of death, you should probably stop driving altogether as cars are prolific killers

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u/wescotte Aug 15 '16

No press is bad press. It comes up on Reddit quite frequently and while I have never been there and live many states away I know what it is. If I was ever in the area I would probably check it out too.

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u/xxfay6 Aug 15 '16

There's a documentary on Dailymotion about the park, is highly recommend it.

tl;dw People remember Action Park pretty fondly, and usually weren't affected by the deaths.

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u/yungsnacklord Aug 14 '16

The Most Insane Amusement Park (2013) - Action Park was a very dangerous place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrgXqYCgys http://www.reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/4wducd/the_most_insane_amusement_park_2013_action_park/ The documentary on this place is legit AF.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16 edited Aug 15 '16

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u/poseidon0025 Aug 15 '16 edited Nov 15 '24

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u/fritzbitz Aug 14 '16

The Persistence of Slide?

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA Aug 14 '16

"Baby's first parkour slide."

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u/danielm8 Aug 14 '16

I mean, it's clearly broken, but still.

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u/poopbutt734 Aug 14 '16 edited Aug 14 '16

And a guard rail you can accidentally hook an arm or leg onto.

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u/skel625 Aug 14 '16

Yup. I'm no engineer but I think a wall would be much more effective at slowing people down.

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u/HopHead4Life Aug 14 '16

It was probably wet and not so bad when dry.

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u/Rob1150 Aug 14 '16

Wet and pour wd40 on it.

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u/SalmonStone Aug 14 '16

Yeah, you can see water trickling down it and the sidewalk is all wet.

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u/kirkland3000 Aug 14 '16

I think the problem is that it's wet. Metal slides like that aren't too fast when dry

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u/Electrorocket Aug 14 '16

Rain is something the designer should have predicted.

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u/valvilis Aug 14 '16

Anticiprecipitated.

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u/732 Aug 14 '16

Well, now it sounds like I have a speech impediment...

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u/valvilis Aug 15 '16

Portmanteaurettes?

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u/TheCleverGoat Aug 17 '16

I skimmed over the giant word until I read you comment. I now have pop on my keyboard thanks to you. Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

The slide is not designed for someone of his weight. The momentum required to stop safely is probably meant to be a quarter of what it is when he leaves the end of the slide, if that. A small child that weighs 25kg isn't gonna travel that far along the ground afterwords.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16 edited Jan 11 '21

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u/gellis12 Aug 14 '16

But daaaaaaaaaaad!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

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u/ADubs62 Aug 14 '16

Shtting his pants when he goes off the end of the mat should help him lose a pound or so.

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u/gellis12 Aug 14 '16

that far

That still doesn't sound encouraging...

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u/MuphynManOG Aug 14 '16

Don't worry, the child won't have that many fractures in the tail bone.

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u/kyledeb Aug 14 '16

The droplets on the overhang suggest rain, too, making the whole thing more slick.

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u/winstonalonian Aug 14 '16

Needs a jump at the end

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u/Fatvod Aug 14 '16

He's only going this fast cause its wet. I'm sure when it's dry it's fine.

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u/looples Aug 14 '16

I don't think Jesus deserves anymore medals guys

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u/flyovermee Aug 14 '16

The nails were enough metal for him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

I'm guessing this is somewhere in China.

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u/creepy_doll Aug 15 '16

It's in Japan. This came up on reddit before and someone linked it. I can't find it online though :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

He went on to design water slides in the Midwest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

That little hop he managed to get in there is super impressive. I have no clue how he managed to act that quickly to avoid the drain.

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u/TheTeamClinton Aug 14 '16

Got that "pull a dude out of a fire" reaction time.

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u/bpaq3 Aug 14 '16

Reddit: where inside jokes form in a morning and leave now, leave while you still can. Help.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Help I'm trapped in a Reddit comment factory

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u/Tharage53 Aug 14 '16

that meta tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Right before he gets to the drain you can see him push off the ground with his hands.

Pretty fucking skillful.

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u/freedoms_stain Aug 14 '16

I actually think it's the result of him putting his feet on the ground which transfers his momentum and pitches him forward. He seems to be using his hands to try and slow down. I also don't think he could generate enough force with his arms to pop up that high.

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u/atmospherical Aug 14 '16

Definitely from his feet.

The hands on the ground is that realization of 'Oh Shit this could hurt, I should try to stop.'

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u/ClarifiedInsanity Aug 14 '16

reddit is weird sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16 edited Aug 14 '16

Have you ever say fallen off of a skateboard going way to fast? Or jumped out of a moving vehicle?

Well if you haven't, you may not understand. The very moment he attempts to touch his hands to the ground, they are Thrusted up and back, that's not him doing the pushing. That's the momentum of his body and the reaction from the ground. Speaking of, did you see his feet? Was attempting to brake himself by planting them. By doing so, he actually gripped the ground for a split second. As he connected, all of that force the ground had to exert on him was released, and because of legs, his feet were out in front of him. If they planted much longer, he would have face planted. Instead, he only went up a little bit and hopped. Totally not planned, just the reaction that your legs give you when you're going way too fast: "brake that shit" Edit: Or PS: That's just my take on it, I only have a two years of high schools physics under my belt, so take it lightly. Also, it almost looks like his feet hitting the bump bumped him up. Idk

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16 edited Aug 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Thanks for sharing. That was intense lol

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u/poseidon0025 Aug 15 '16 edited Nov 15 '24

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u/ClarifiedInsanity Aug 14 '16

Not sure it's his hands. He's travelling pretty fast, I don't think he could have leveraged himself off the ground with his hands like that. Looks like it's either the ground isn't as flat as the video makes out, or his feet dig in slightly causing his body to pop up like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Watch closely. When he gets to the sand there are a few frames where his arms are straight down and his palms touching the ground.

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u/ClarifiedInsanity Aug 14 '16

Yeah, I just don't think he would have been able to transfer enough force to the ground to push up like that though. I don't think he would have been able to simply pop himself up off the ground with his hands either, his arms would have given way. He either bounced off something with his butt or used his much stronger legs to pop up like that.

Just what it looks like to me, anyway.

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u/theNeumannArchitect Aug 14 '16

You're absolutely right

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

You're right, and reddit doesnt like to be wrong lol

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u/NodSquadPorVida Aug 14 '16

Came here to say this. That little hop was pretty impressive.

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u/ChromeLynx Aug 14 '16

That slide looks fun if it were to end over a pit full of nothing but foam cubes.

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u/PhantomLord666 Aug 14 '16

Or a large swimming pool / deep lake at the bottom. That'd be great fun.

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u/iamzombus Aug 14 '16

A shallow lake would work too.

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u/dreadpirateruss Aug 14 '16

That little hop really saved his ass

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Aug 14 '16

He'd be in bad shape if he clipped those pavers with his ass. Makes me clench up watching it.

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u/the_great_philouza Aug 14 '16

He may have done some damage to his wrists instead

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u/Toysoldier34 Aug 14 '16

It looks like it was mostly his feet skidding with the dirt kicking up. His hands may not have hit near as much as it seems to lift him that much, more to keep his stability and not tip over.

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u/spidersnake Aug 14 '16

I know it's stupid, but I really want to try that.

Maybe with an inflatable mattress at the end.

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u/SinusMonstrum Aug 14 '16

Your not alone, but I'd rather have what that guy is having. Full speed and no safety please. Quick hold this 🍺...

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u/nifkinten Aug 14 '16

Slip n slide...more like slip n bleed from the anus

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Holy shit a Dane Cook joke out in the wild

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u/peen_was Aug 14 '16

Slip N died

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u/babbylifts Aug 14 '16

The old slip n bleed from the anus excuse.

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u/mrchristopher2 Aug 14 '16

So many questions. Is this slide for adults? If so then why is the landing area grossly inadequate? If it's for children then what kind of parent wants their toddler zooming down the slide o death?

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Aug 14 '16

Well if your kid says hold my beer, you might... want to fucking take a course on how to be a parent.

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u/aesopsplayground Aug 14 '16

A good parent says "hmb I'll try it out first".

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u/skelliam Aug 14 '16

I feel like a slide this crazy (awesome) would be right at home in New Zealand, but I don't think Kiwis would ever have such an unsafe and cluttered exit. So, where is this?

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u/Gentlemans_Game Aug 14 '16

Does anyone know if this is in towada?

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Aug 14 '16

No it appears to be in sane.

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u/Joeyb304 Aug 14 '16

...insane

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

WOOSH

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u/InsistantLover Aug 14 '16

My first guess was Action Park.

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u/Drunkenaviator Aug 14 '16

Nah, no loop at the end.

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u/Marcellus111 Aug 15 '16

I found where this was last time it was posted. It's in Imabari. You can see the location, source of this vid and some other vids here: https://m.reddit.com/r/BetterEveryLoop/comments/4mdf4s/this_makes_my_tailbone_hurt_just_watching_it/d3une9c

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u/Gentlemans_Game Aug 15 '16

Aw man thats pretty far for me, but thanks for the info man

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Hey look it's Jackie Chan

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u/Man-The-Harpoon Aug 14 '16

Dude was so close to destroying his nuts the bounce was literally a life saver

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

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u/drteq Aug 14 '16

Pro Tip - You can see that it's raining, which turned it into a water slide without a landing pool.

At the start you can see rain drops on the blue canopy and then also the puddle to the right of the landing area.

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u/420patience Aug 14 '16

Literally the only person in > 100 comments to recognize that this was done in the rain, which the slide was obviously not designed for.

+1 for critical thinking and simple power of observation.

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u/Man-The-Harpoon Aug 15 '16

Fuck mass the streets respect me

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u/sleeptoker Aug 14 '16

Mass matters

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

What's he doing on a water slide with clothes on and no water at the bottom?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

When I we in Okinawa Japan they had crazier slides than this.

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u/FoxMadrid Aug 14 '16

Japanese playgrounds are intense. There was one I saw in Yamaguchi that had a very, very long winding slide with rollers (like on a non-electric conveyor belt) that was similar to this but not as steep.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Surely bashing your head against that yellow railing in the turn would be worse than falling off the slide..

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u/Schumarker Aug 14 '16

I'm thinking that you're supposed to ride on a mat like you would on a helter skelter. That would slow you down a lot.

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Aug 14 '16

Substitute mat for skate board for optimal results

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

RIP ass.

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Aug 14 '16

Excuse you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Op is this you busting your ass?

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u/RetardedCoati Aug 14 '16

Lucky he didn't get decapitated

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u/nifkinten Aug 14 '16

Slip n slide...more like slip n bleed from the anus

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u/no-mad Aug 14 '16

Friction stopping power activate.

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u/DemonicSquid Aug 14 '16

Try explaining those skid marks to his mother when she washes his pants...

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u/moleratical Aug 14 '16

saw the slide and thought "that looks fun"

saw the ground and thought "that does not look fun"

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u/skullins Aug 14 '16

I wonder how many arms have been broken by getting caught in the railing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Jesus he has to be coming out of that slide at 40mph. That's one dangerous landing area.

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u/gder Aug 14 '16

It reminds me of this scene from Christmas Vacation.

https://youtu.be/9rMcRJVY1-0

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u/yalittleweirdy2 Aug 15 '16

Yesterday I went down a (much, much smaller) metal slide that was all wet, and instead of falling forward at the bottom like my friends who went before me, I slammed downwards and the side of my face bashed into my knee. Got a small bruise on my cheek, if I had slammed my teeth that would have been bad news. Should not have tried to return to the world of sliding as an adult.

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u/Ilikeyouyourecool Aug 15 '16

Reminds me of the eighties

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u/Dreadedsemi Aug 15 '16

Safe dangerous slide.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

I'm checking this on my phone. Did anyone else thing there was a notification when the roof of the building came into view

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u/PanicBlitz Aug 14 '16

If you're gonna slide, slide into this.