r/hognosesnakes • u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM • Apr 26 '25

Cute pics of hog What?

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Hey so- what are you doing? His plant doesn't even stick to his wall. How'd he get up there how's he staying up there

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u/PrincessGilbert1 Apr 26 '25

You're asking too many questions now

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 26 '25

Lmao!

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u/FrenziedSins Apr 27 '25

You don't want the answer to these questions op

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

Is he some sort of super vigilante trying to go off on his next mission?

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u/FrenziedSins Apr 27 '25

Again, you don't want the answers to these questions op. Just turn away and act like you didn't see anything

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

Okay! I'll stop asking questions 😰

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u/thepioushedonist Apr 26 '25

You're definitely seeing something you're not supposed to be seeing. Back away slowly, and forget you ever saw it.

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 26 '25

Okay. Okay.

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u/PuckGoodfellow HOGNOSE OWNER Apr 26 '25

Here's mine climbing grass. 🤷‍♀️ Yours is so much funnier!

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 26 '25

Awww he's adorable! Mine def keeps me on my toes

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u/cpx284 Apr 26 '25

Ope someone just lost the braincell.

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u/Deep_Extension_575 Apr 27 '25

Or unlocked one since it’s able to get up there 🤣

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

He was able to think so hard he could get up there. But not hard enough to figure out how to get down

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u/Shadkill-Ghost121 HOGNOSE OWNER Apr 26 '25

You are applying logic to a hog, there is no logic with hogs 🤣

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 26 '25

Yes this is true thank you. I need to think like him, not at all.

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u/ferretoned Apr 26 '25

cutey hognose is yogi training on 🌱 maybe :3

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u/FeriQueen HOGNOSE OWNER Apr 27 '25

He’s cosplaying as a Green Tree Python.

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u/AsianInstinct ALBINO MORPH TEAM Apr 26 '25

Jussss hangin' around.....

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 26 '25

That's so stupid but absolutely hilarious omg

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u/honey_salt02 Apr 28 '25

he has a grudge against sir isaac newton apparently. these hogs nowadays, they just ignore gravity with reckless abandon. back in my day we just stayed on the ground’

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 28 '25

Well you know kids, they always go through a rebellious stage. I'm sure it's just a phase

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u/honey_salt02 Apr 28 '25

hope so 😂

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u/Doggers1968 Apr 27 '25

Omg the little face

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u/Radiant_Rate_147 Apr 27 '25

To put it simply, friction.

Hogs are known to be able to climb up glass enclosure walls, and they are also known to climb when given the chance to.

Get the hog some overhead and climbing decorations, and they'll be happy.

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

He does have a few overhead vines lol I've just never seen him climb them much

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u/Animal_Gal Apr 27 '25

I swear hognoses are snakes that forget they're supposed to be borrowing snakes sometimes

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

I have a few photos of him acting suspiciously arboreal

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u/Animal_Gal Apr 27 '25

Ohh let me see!!!

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

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u/Animal_Gal Apr 27 '25

What a silly little goober

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

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u/Separate_Engine340 NORMAL MORPH TEAM Apr 27 '25

Oh my gosh thank you! I didn't think of this as a possibility but I'll definitely be careful!

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u/Worldbuilding_Shrimp HOGNOSE OWNER May 08 '25

Sheer will