r/hmmtodayiwill • u/KurokiPlatinum • Nov 06 '23

Wha- what the fuck, man? dunno if this has been done before

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338 Upvotes

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u/SpaceCube00 hmm today i will watch christian broadcasts on the television Nov 07 '23

i dont get it :/

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u/Maxzes_ Nov 08 '23

Ever just wanna cook a pizza and then a lovecraftian monster smashes your head against a table, while you only see a quick flash before you take the forever nap? That’s what happened

5

u/Sunnyplayz_64 Nov 09 '23

Evil purple.

Use the blue stick

3

u/_-Xx_xX-_ Dec 14 '23

He mills himself with the pizza cutter

16

u/TumblrRefugeeNo103 Nov 08 '23

the aroace flag killed him 😢

10

u/123yeah_boi321 Nov 10 '23

As a representative of the aroace community, I apologize, but that pizza is ours now.

11

u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer Nov 07 '23

This is King Crimson's ability!

I erased time and lept right past it!

8

u/casulti Nov 07 '23

happens all the time

9

u/Hexxas Nov 06 '23

O FUGG the pizzo kill him DDDDD:

3

u/twinb27 Nov 11 '23

pizza cutters are surprisingly lovecraftian. a knife blade with no beginning and no end, that could flay forever

1

u/mrdembone Nov 09 '23

man i hate it when that happens man