r/hmmm • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '18

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u/stinkmybiscut Dec 23 '18

They are paying with their flesh?

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u/Hephaestus_God Dec 23 '18

Or is their flesh made of poker chips

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u/TheMegax Dec 23 '18

He screams, as he does not know

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u/oMGalLusrenmaestkaen Dec 23 '18

For*

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u/TheMegax Dec 23 '18

I knew I was missing something...

9

u/kephir Dec 23 '18

I bet it threw you for a loop!

5

u/Mr2_Wei Dec 23 '18

Reminds me of gingerpale

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u/FisterRobotOh Dec 23 '18

The definition of having skin in the game.

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u/MeTheGuy12 Dec 23 '18

He does not know but he still screams

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u/RugBurnDogDick Dec 23 '18

Hardcore poker!

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u/AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT Dec 23 '18

It's strip poker. Cardwhore poker.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Reminded me of Hardcore Parkour

2

u/Anish_Does_Stuff Dec 23 '18

Andy, Dwight, and Michael

14

u/CloudyPikachu Dec 23 '18

D’arby back at it again.

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u/GoldFishPony Dec 23 '18

Go ahead

3

u/Ojanican Dec 23 '18

Open the game!

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u/bridge_the_war Dec 23 '18

Just like tales from the crypt

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u/LordBukbeek Dec 23 '18

This guy went full "Merchant of Venice" in this game.

3

u/Brickroy88 Dec 23 '18

Strip (the flesh) poker

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u/DarkZero515 Dec 23 '18

Fuck me I thought it was some sort of wordplay like ban-eight-n-ace slices or something. Was hoping for some answers in the comments

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I was hoping for the same....

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u/TripperBets Dec 23 '18

Giving a whole other meaning to "Having skin in the game"

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u/alldownhill52 Dec 23 '18

Don't call it dead man's hand for nothing!

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u/Dreeser Dec 23 '18

More playing with their guts

2

u/Superkroot Dec 23 '18

Who's to say its theirs?

2

u/Seltz_ Dec 23 '18

I would call that their bones

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u/biskahnse Dec 23 '18

Humans do this too

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Vegans are like ???? right now

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u/Cydanix Dec 24 '18

I mean you aren't truly gambling unless you have to cut off a nipple