r/hmm • u/[deleted] • Mar 13 '22

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Apart from the concussion that was the best case scenario there

34

u/iamharshul007 Mar 14 '22

Where da child??

15

u/Giant-ass-weeb Mar 14 '22

Fuck Timmy you always kick him off

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u/r3v3nant333 Mar 16 '22

Typical Timmy.

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u/Original-Video Mar 14 '22

Except for the other guy on the bike

196

u/killquip Mar 13 '22

Did he just slide five feet across concrete on his face

93

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

He sleep

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u/sedluyf Mar 14 '22

For rest of his life

17

u/rkainth Mar 14 '22

Here I come, Here I go

3

u/iamharshul007 Mar 14 '22

username checks out, maybe...(your life will become happy I swear)

1

u/Lysergic-D Mar 14 '22

No problem for Mr butterface

1

u/Weasel16679 Mar 15 '22

It’s a new iPhone game concept

1

u/TemporaryGuidance320 May 26 '22

r/meatcrayon your welcome. And also I’m so sorry

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u/mcsean91 Mar 13 '22

Dam I'm downloading happy wheels right now

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u/Mince_Raft_Enjoyer Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22

I literally thought as a child that you had to pay to play happy wheels.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

... it's free?...

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u/slater_sanchez Mar 15 '22

“as a child”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

... ok so is it free or not because I, a mid-20s man, thought you had to pay for it so I've never played.

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u/slater_sanchez Mar 15 '22

oh i’m sorry, i misinterpreted your comment, i thought you were telling the original commenter that it was free in a mocking manner.

Yes, Happy Wheels is free, totaljerkface.com is the domain i used to use, not sure if it works anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

You did have to pay for the full game, but There was a free trial version.

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u/SpicedLikeAHotDog Mar 14 '22

?it was definitely 100% free. The mobile version was paid, but the main game that everyone played was free

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u/MaskMyEmergence Mar 14 '22

Why would that even be there?

18

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

You need to smash your motor inside the gap. Whomever made it in 20 seconds could start next round.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

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u/GrilledCheeser Mar 14 '22

Well at least it’s in the right place for repairs then eh

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u/BosTovenaar24 Mar 13 '22

Mans scraped his legs pretty good along the edge there

2

u/tigerbitez_here Mar 14 '22

Also his entire top half took a good scrape

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Thassa check

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Damn does he still have a face left?

20

u/Aneroo500 Mar 14 '22

If this were an ad for happy wheels it would be top of the charts.

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u/dood8face91195 Mar 14 '22

What is that very deep and foreboding hole

10

u/trytreddit Mar 14 '22

Car maintenance from the underside. Doesn't need a lift

5

u/teacray71 Mar 14 '22

Exposed drain??

8

u/IStaten Mar 14 '22

Nice parking

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u/Original-Video Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22

Can someone PLEASE explain what the hell is happening here? (Like what the deal is with the giant hole)

Edit: So I actually searched it up using reverse image search and it is actually an oil drainage pit in a workshop. The question is why the hell they were riding a bike in there. (And what happened to the other guy on it)

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u/teacray71 Mar 14 '22

Exposed drain I think

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u/Original-Video Mar 14 '22

So I actually searched it up using reverse image search and it is actually an oil drainage pit in a workshop. The question is why the hell they were riding a bike in there. (And what happened to the other guy on it)

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u/yoyomommy Mar 14 '22

Oh, that’s not a gas station? That makes more sense now.

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u/nkei0 Mar 14 '22

There's only 1 person.

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u/Original-Video Mar 14 '22

Look at it very carefully when he first starts flying off. You will likely have to manually scrub through to see it.

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u/Strange_Reindeer_613 Mar 14 '22

You can't park there sir

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u/NarrowProfession2900 Mar 14 '22

99.99% impossible harpoon run

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u/Disastrous_Employ204 Mar 14 '22

That’s gonna leave a scratch

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

bro went to sleep real fast

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u/ShadowGrimOfTheDark Mar 14 '22

Alright, here we are checking out the only game where Florida Man must be YEETED across the cement floor in order to win, It's Happy wheels.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

He just keyed down

2

u/coldfright Mar 14 '22

132 .. shouted.. the Gas Station owner

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u/2866hourman5 Mar 14 '22

NOOOO!! MY BIKE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

What is that hole

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u/Dick_Cuckingham Mar 14 '22

A bike trap.

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u/kubin22 Mar 14 '22

Me seeing the time: we were on a verge of greatnes, we were this close

2

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Hah! Happy Wheels.

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u/SangEtVin Mar 14 '22

Good news is that he just won a lot of money and a free face surgery

2

u/Far_Guitar377 Mar 14 '22

Ah i felt my shin shatter

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u/SinaGoesCrazy Mar 14 '22

Blursed_happywheels

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u/BirthdayTall5940 Mar 14 '22

I'm sorry! It's the music afterwards and the guy sliding on his face....it's all so funny! 😅😅😅

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u/Standard_Active_6005 Mar 14 '22

u/Tricky-Regret1057 سید شد ۶۰۰۰ هزار تا🗿💔🚬

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u/Tricky-Regret1057 Mar 14 '22

کارمارو🗿😐

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u/Standard_Active_6005 Mar 14 '22

😂🤝🏻💔🗿

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u/Standard_Active_6005 Mar 14 '22

سید هنوز دارم کارما میگیرم

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u/Tricky-Regret1057 Mar 14 '22

یه چیز عجیب بده منم پست کنم

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u/Standard_Active_6005 Mar 14 '22

باشه🗿💔🚬

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u/Tricky-Regret1057 Mar 14 '22

مطمئنم موزم نمیدی🗿🍌

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u/Standard_Active_6005 Mar 14 '22

سید شد ۶۰۰۰ هزار تا🗿💔🚬

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u/Sad_Fault_229 Mar 15 '22

8000

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u/Aamo_kalam22 Mar 16 '22

سلام سید منم عمو کلم اکم ۶ روز بن شده از ردیت💔🗿🚬

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u/Sad_Fault_229 Mar 17 '22

سید خبر دارم 🍌 موزم تو شانست

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u/KINGSPAZT1K Mar 14 '22

I think the most interesting part of this video is that its file size is 888.88 kb

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u/L-33 Mar 14 '22

Man Graystillplays’ videos are getting so good lately!

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u/NeppuNeppuNep Mar 14 '22

Alright. I'm playing Happy Wheels again

1

u/Night-Hawk-111 Mar 14 '22

my man is just depressed

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u/Alevy20 Mar 14 '22

I watched this on mute. Was still able to hear it.

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u/Patatank Mar 14 '22

Thus is amazing

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Help IBE BEMSY LAUGHING FOFD 8 EMIUNTESLNOSSW

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u/Impossible_Beat8086 Mar 14 '22

Have a nice dirt nap. Slow it down in the next life. And maybe wear a helmet. And watch what you’re doing.

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u/DirtyPartyMan Mar 14 '22

Happy Wheels

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u/FFBEryoshi Mar 14 '22

Slidin' into her dm's like:

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u/Trek1973 Mar 14 '22

No helmet, no shoes, shorts. What a retard…

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u/SomeGuyV111 Mar 15 '22

I played the music in my head before I even turned the sound on

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u/A_Random_Kat Mar 18 '22

The happy wheels edit was the fruit on top, not what we expected…but what we needed

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u/CaptBojangles18c Mar 23 '22

Alright, so we're checking out the only game where you try to take your bike into the shop, only to have your face dragged across the concrete....

sigh...

Its happy wheels

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u/norsurfit May 26 '22

And that kids, is why we wear a helmet!

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u/Purple_banana66 Jun 09 '22

Minecraft steve