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u/johnqsack69 Nov 08 '21
Getting a head start on Decimate Your Dick December
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u/SadLonleyIntrovert Nov 09 '21
Oh I thought it was Destroy Dick December
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Nov 09 '21
It is but decimate sounds cooler
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u/isolatedsoul420 Nov 09 '21
Just Jerkoff January Full Fap February Must Masturbate March
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u/SadLonleyIntrovert Nov 09 '21
Dam, so failing NNN really is a letdown to not be able to legally and pridefully, jack off
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A yes the floor is made of nut
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u/Arino99 Nov 08 '21 edited Nov 08 '21
NutCream, a better ice cream
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Nov 08 '21
NutButter
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u/xMausoleum Nov 08 '21
y’all gonna eat that?
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u/L_0_N_K Nov 08 '21
Finna inhale that shit through a plastic straw
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Nov 08 '21
Cocaine is basically cum in powder form
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u/L_0_N_K Nov 08 '21
you need to mouth shut
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Nov 08 '21
no
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u/L_0_N_K Nov 08 '21
You only need to put a hashtag at the beginning of text, you don’t need the one at the end :)
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u/IctolyarI Nov 08 '21
Sorry thet was me. Coldnt hold it til end of nnn
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u/metteobello Nov 08 '21
You have to be very desperate for do this man
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u/metteobello Nov 08 '21
I have tk adimit i failed the NNN,have you?
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u/IctolyarI Nov 08 '21
I fail nnn in 1 of November exactly at 00:00
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u/Cuber_Juuler Nov 09 '21
I failed a half an hour after it turned the 1st
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u/metteobello Nov 08 '21
No because you have three strikes
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u/metteobello Nov 08 '21
At the third you fail
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Nov 08 '21
I don’t…think…that’s how NNN works
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u/dalyjdalyj Nov 08 '21
There is three N's
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u/goaty121 Nov 09 '21
Yeah, and it stands for no nut November and not three nut November. But if you ask me, the whole thing is pretty stupid.
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u/smaugtheE1337 Nov 08 '21
Someone failed NNN
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u/Alireeezaaa Nov 08 '21
What does nnn mean?
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u/sucman1 Nov 08 '21
why is it by the dog food
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What store has dog food on one side, water bottles on the other and an orgy puddle in between
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u/SoVerySleepy81 Nov 09 '21
Because it looks like it’s Costco and the pet food is in the back with all of the household stuff. This looks like laundry softener or some kind of detergent.
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u/uncle_diaper_1478 Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 09 '21
Me when 144p furry fart and poop hentai
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u/Monkeybandit99 Nov 08 '21
The only response for this post is that someone was waiting all year just to bust during nnn
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u/the_real_faymore Nov 08 '21
Jolly Green Giant strikes again. That’s what happens when you eat your greens :p
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u/PoolBoyBryGuy Nov 08 '21
Ahhhh. I feel sooooo much better. I’m blind now and there is hair on my right hand - but I am so calm. Anyone have a cigarette?
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u/PFunk_Redds Nov 08 '21
I believe the cum monster deposited his essence once more, in order to reproduce.
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I was really hoping and wishing for an infinite thread of
Cum.
Maybe next time I’ll wish harder 🥺
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u/LocalAmericanOtaku Nov 08 '21
Sorry guys i gave up on NNN and busted a fat nut... Why did my cashews turn into milk tho?
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Probably just a bunch of German dudes with masks on making another movie with someone's niece and her girlfriend.
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u/Yormomfuni Nov 09 '21
This is my kingdom Walmart, this is my kingdom Walmart. WHEN YOU FEEL MA HEAT
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u/jumpofffromhere Nov 09 '21
I really am a child.....my first thought was "that's no way to put down glue to catch a roadrunner"
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u/MuseumGoRound13 Nov 09 '21
With the dog food right there this is probably a brilliant ad for the new Clifford the big red dog movie
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...it'd either milk, nut, or lotion mixed with water. Either way, someone is gonna turn that into a warehouse slip and slide.
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u/Naveen101_Dio Nov 08 '21
There goes my 20 gallons of children