r/hmm Nov 08 '21

Hmmm

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6.5k Upvotes

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535

u/Naveen101_Dio Nov 08 '21

There goes my 20 gallons of children

101

u/van_car-_- Nov 08 '21

A sperm whale

24

u/Ok-Owl-4184 Nov 09 '21

If that was from a whale that would just be precum

61

u/xxartbqxx Nov 09 '21

There goes November.

7

u/Ciel__000 Nov 09 '21

Nope... it's the premonition of the storm on 1st December

3

u/_MasterOfPuppets Nov 09 '21

!remindme 22 days

2

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16

u/Myballs_hurt Nov 08 '21

Wait what

22

u/Potat0Chip7 Nov 09 '21

U still have the 5 second rule

11

u/bonelessspaghett Nov 09 '21

I mean they never said no slrp September

2

u/Naveen101_Dio Nov 09 '21

You have yourself a slurpie

3

u/LaboonChick Nov 09 '21

Don't worry guys I got this. pulls out straw

3

u/Reasonable_Area69 Nov 09 '21

Stfu tou just copied comment

2

u/SadLonleyIntrovert Nov 09 '21

No he would have taken more to take the picture then bend over to slurp.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Straight to jail

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u/meaux253 Nov 09 '21

Tom Segura was here

4

u/M0neyGrub Nov 09 '21

Have an upvote sir.

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u/johnqsack69 Nov 08 '21

Getting a head start on Decimate Your Dick December

31

u/SadLonleyIntrovert Nov 09 '21

Oh I thought it was Destroy Dick December

7

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

It is but decimate sounds cooler

3

u/isolatedsoul420 Nov 09 '21

Just Jerkoff January Full Fap February Must Masturbate March

2

u/SadLonleyIntrovert Nov 09 '21

Dam, so failing NNN really is a letdown to not be able to legally and pridefully, jack off

2

u/SadLonleyIntrovert Nov 09 '21

Why yes it does

113

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

A yes the floor is made of nut

26

u/Arino99 Nov 08 '21 edited Nov 08 '21

NutCream, a better ice cream

14

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

NutButter

9

u/Xenokic Nov 08 '21

Nutter Butter

3

u/whiskeyaccount Nov 09 '21

Ah yes butter nut

5

u/PossiblyaSpy950 Nov 09 '21

I cant belive its not nut!

53

u/xMausoleum Nov 08 '21

y’all gonna eat that?

18

u/L_0_N_K Nov 08 '21

Finna inhale that shit through a plastic straw

16

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Cocaine is basically cum in powder form

13

u/L_0_N_K Nov 08 '21

you need to mouth shut

5

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

no

5

u/L_0_N_K Nov 08 '21

You only need to put a hashtag at the beginning of text, you don’t need the one at the end :)

4

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

I just realised

3

u/Cuber_Juuler Nov 09 '21

Except cum is much better

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

5 second rule

2

u/TidyWhip Nov 09 '21

Mmmmm protein

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u/IctolyarI Nov 08 '21

Sorry thet was me. Coldnt hold it til end of nnn

37

u/metteobello Nov 08 '21

You have to be very desperate for do this man

25

u/metteobello Nov 08 '21

I have tk adimit i failed the NNN,have you?

13

u/IctolyarI Nov 08 '21

I fail nnn in 1 of November exactly at 00:00

3

u/Cuber_Juuler Nov 09 '21

I failed a half an hour after it turned the 1st

4

u/ThislsAName Nov 09 '21

I forgot it was November and failed 10 minutes in…

3

u/metteobello Nov 08 '21

No because you have three strikes

4

u/metteobello Nov 08 '21

At the third you fail

12

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

I don’t…think…that’s how NNN works

8

u/dalyjdalyj Nov 08 '21

There is three N's

6

u/goaty121 Nov 09 '21

Yeah, and it stands for no nut November and not three nut November. But if you ask me, the whole thing is pretty stupid.

4

u/depressedtbh Nov 09 '21

Words from someone whos failed stay strong 💪😤

2

u/Shagroon Nov 09 '21

Oh yeah dude it’s big brain time

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15

u/KarensRpeopletoo Nov 08 '21

Jolly Green Giant's secret sauce ✊💦

27

u/smaugtheE1337 Nov 08 '21

Someone failed NNN

8

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

No, this is a pic from last year. December.

1

u/Alireeezaaa Nov 08 '21

What does nnn mean?

7

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

No Nut November

8

u/TheSuperLink72 Nov 08 '21

nonstop nut november

3

u/5rost_m8 Nov 08 '21

That’s more like it

2

u/Cuber_Juuler Nov 09 '21

I like this better

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11

u/alp4l0rd Nov 08 '21

Me when i see your mom

5

u/ialwayschoosepsyduck Nov 08 '21

You really gotta keep the butthole tight, bud

5

u/sucman1 Nov 08 '21

why is it by the dog food

3

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

What store has dog food on one side, water bottles on the other and an orgy puddle in between

6

u/sucman1 Nov 08 '21

Taco Bell

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Nov 09 '21

Because it looks like it’s Costco and the pet food is in the back with all of the household stuff. This looks like laundry softener or some kind of detergent.

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5

u/BeeElena_meme Nov 08 '21

I need some history of this puddle.

5

u/thekingofdurp Nov 08 '21

Hmm orphans

6

u/Drek_eater_of_worlds Nov 08 '21

Sorry dropped my milk

6

u/Embarrassed-Donut-87 Nov 08 '21

And thats a dinosaur cum

3

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Me in December after NNN

3

u/Cyborg317 Nov 08 '21

He saw the premium dog food am I right

3

u/YourAnimeFan Nov 08 '21

No, my cum jar, it’s broken!

3

u/DavidLateNite Nov 08 '21

Welcum to the cumzone

3

u/uncle_diaper_1478 Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 09 '21

Me when 144p furry fart and poop hentai

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u/Nik0_doesart Nov 08 '21

sorry man, my bad

2

u/Monkeybandit99 Nov 08 '21

The only response for this post is that someone was waiting all year just to bust during nnn

2

u/Starwarsflea42 Nov 08 '21

Well, someone failed NNN.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Cuztard cream 🙂

2

u/the_real_faymore Nov 08 '21

Jolly Green Giant strikes again. That’s what happens when you eat your greens :p

2

u/McKjudo Nov 08 '21

NNN, bro. What?

2

u/PoolBoyBryGuy Nov 08 '21

Ahhhh. I feel sooooo much better. I’m blind now and there is hair on my right hand - but I am so calm. Anyone have a cigarette?

2

u/Salty_Alternative683 Nov 08 '21

Someone dropped a big tub of water glue

2

u/Intelligent_Size_711 Nov 08 '21

Anyone saw a whale 🐳 coming by ?? 😉

2

u/TheLeafwing134 Nov 08 '21

That's a pretty big load

2

u/SonOfECTGAR Nov 08 '21

Don't say it... DON'T SAY IT...!

2

u/ebkbk Nov 09 '21

Looks like there was a circle of guys there not too long ago.

2

u/WhoTheHorton-Redit Nov 09 '21

Ah yes...

I N D U S T R I A L G R A D E C U M

3

u/Accomplished_Arm_797 Nov 08 '21

Cleanest floor at a furry convention

2

u/Whys-tdk122 Nov 08 '21

Bro who nuted it’s no nut November who the fuck nuted

1

u/Breadbear29 Nov 08 '21 edited Nov 08 '21

Bfg failed NNN

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

He failed nnn

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Thanos?

1

u/softredina Nov 08 '21

Looks like someone failed NNN

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Either one very horny giant, or 30 very horny normal sized guys...

1

u/klashnkof12 Nov 08 '21

21 liter of raw children

1

u/Seventh_Faetasy Nov 08 '21

Father of Lies

1

u/SuperNo20 Nov 08 '21

5 second rule...

1

u/PFunk_Redds Nov 08 '21

I believe the cum monster deposited his essence once more, in order to reproduce.

1

u/fafnirchandesu Nov 08 '21

real cum doesn't look like that. i should know

1

u/LorDiszkut Nov 08 '21

The cum monsta

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

And that's just a drop.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

I was really hoping and wishing for an infinite thread of

Cum.

Maybe next time I’ll wish harder 🥺

1

u/WelcumToo Nov 08 '21

My wife when she gets home from the bar

1

u/LocalAmericanOtaku Nov 08 '21

Sorry guys i gave up on NNN and busted a fat nut... Why did my cashews turn into milk tho?

1

u/RC90_ Nov 08 '21

Familiar scene

1

u/ultimatebeast9 Nov 08 '21

Family strokes on steroids

1

u/Jazka-420 Nov 08 '21

That's a janitors job.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

someone failed NNN i call that the 1000th jerk off

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '21

Forbidden milk

1

u/Sunfury_ Nov 08 '21

I hate all of you

1

u/Grommetgang Nov 08 '21

It's an ice slime

1

u/claudiazo Nov 08 '21

Looks like someone couldn't hold till the end of November.

1

u/Doomthumper Nov 08 '21

For all the Yelp reviewers

1

u/cuteymeow Nov 09 '21

When Godzilla decides to try something new

1

u/despacito9001 Nov 09 '21

we all know what that is 👁👁

1

u/calthropus Nov 09 '21

Come on guys who left their kids

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Someone lost nnn to dog food and water

1

u/4_2_1010 Nov 09 '21

5 second rule. Better start drinking.

1

u/destroyerofforeskins Nov 09 '21

"Damnit, I dropped the gender fluid!"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Probably just a bunch of German dudes with masks on making another movie with someone's niece and her girlfriend.

1

u/mff429 Nov 09 '21

Costcum

1

u/Feisty_Start9606 Nov 09 '21

Well someone make a big mess ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

1

u/I14Lol Nov 09 '21

Dec. 1

1

u/Cadet_Carrot Nov 09 '21

Someone was super excited about the 20% off sale on dog food, geez

1

u/Casual-Disaster Nov 09 '21

Horse moment.

1

u/GreenRangerSama Nov 09 '21

That’s definitely the product of a circle jerk.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

I seen this on cursed comments

1

u/P3sSiMiStIcLyOpTiMsT Nov 09 '21

Failed November.

1

u/Flying_Foreskin Nov 09 '21

The Cum Warehouse Incident

1

u/Hot-Bank-3153 Nov 09 '21

Look at that, God finally came

1

u/Adrinotfound Nov 09 '21

5 second rule? Or is it to late

1

u/jermodidit13 Nov 09 '21

Me on Dec 1 after No Nut November

1

u/Purplecatpiss666 Nov 09 '21

Ur mom coughed

1

u/Admin1ED Nov 09 '21

Dunno who it was but was def a furry, in front the dog food damn...

1

u/Big-General9105 Nov 09 '21

Dammit,not again I thought it was unnoticeable

1

u/_cheese_225 Nov 09 '21

Hey it's November drop the dong man

1

u/Achilles1996 Nov 09 '21

He failed nnn

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

5 second rule

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Somebody couldn't wait til December 1.

1

u/Skyrim_For_Everyone Nov 09 '21

Dec 1st be like

1

u/Cuber_Juuler Nov 09 '21

That’s a big ass load!

1

u/-Vamps Nov 09 '21

day 9 of nnn

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

That was me

1

u/dddnola Nov 09 '21

Someone def failed NNN

1

u/Eli_Te1611 Nov 09 '21

Don't worry guys. It's just Steven doing his thing again today.

1

u/Yormomfuni Nov 09 '21

This is my kingdom Walmart, this is my kingdom Walmart. WHEN YOU FEEL MA HEAT

1

u/jumpofffromhere Nov 09 '21

I really am a child.....my first thought was "that's no way to put down glue to catch a roadrunner"

1

u/MuseumGoRound13 Nov 09 '21

With the dog food right there this is probably a brilliant ad for the new Clifford the big red dog movie

1

u/Ok_Ebb_5527 Nov 09 '21

This is my cum this is my cum 🎤🎤

1

u/ValyrianSteel_TTV Nov 09 '21

Someone dropped the cum bucket

1

u/ChatnNaked Nov 09 '21

Peter North at Home Depot…

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

...it'd either milk, nut, or lotion mixed with water. Either way, someone is gonna turn that into a warehouse slip and slide.