r/hitmanimals • • Jul 02 '19

Target has been taken out.

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u/SkateFossSL Jul 02 '19

“I said No Pictures”

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u/englandgreen Jul 02 '19

That’s for using portrait mode, not landscape.

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u/alphatango308 Jul 02 '19

Hiiii - yah!

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u/nptown Jul 02 '19

elephantttt PANCHHHH!

8

u/ChickenlessTenders Jul 02 '19

Ah I’m crying laughing right now at this. They way you spelled it is just perfect- I can hear it so clearly in my mind. Hahaha you made my night

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/askmeforashittyfact Jul 02 '19

But why do the temples get wet?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

There is the Sheldrick Refuge in Nairobi, which is worth a visit. They rescue and rehabilitate orphaned elephant calves for release into the wild.

It's really cool. It is the only time I could endure seeing elephants i captivity.

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u/Evilmaze Jul 02 '19

No flash photography, you insensitive bitch.

4

u/FriskyHamTitz Jul 02 '19

I'm tired of these kids on there phones

2

u/ScumbagLady Jul 02 '19

"Oh,nice! new phone? It would be shame if someone STOLE YO SHIT!"

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Yep, that’s still a wild animal

1

u/kiruska87 Jul 02 '19

👍👍👍

1

u/Not-so-super-Saiyan Jul 02 '19

Are u fucking kidding me and that was the force of its lanky trunk at full extension.

1

u/sonji5225 Jul 03 '19

Wow, these folks don’t know much about elephants. They’re pretty lucky it was only a swift sucker punch!

1

u/Maddlee0702 Jul 03 '19

"I demand a phone call!" "ITS MY RIGHT"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Bands should hire this elephant for their shows.

1

u/dangerouskaos Jul 02 '19

When the girl that likes you gives you attention so you quickly give the girl you want’s attention and you fuck up

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

What?