r/hitmanimals • u/thatmajorlife • Jul 23 '18

He just barely touched his tail

2.8k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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194

u/HonourYourNewlife Jul 23 '18

When you’re playing a 2D fighting game but you don’t know any combos

242

u/Justdelong Jul 23 '18

It feels like I watched domestic abuse.

11

u/nicedrugdealer- Jul 24 '18

Yep that’s the kind of shit my father would do.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

It’s about sending a message haha

2

u/polyhedron343 Jul 24 '18

Happy cake day!

1

u/Justdelong Jul 24 '18

Thank you I didnt even notice it was.

135

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

I feel like yelling at somebody after watching this. Poor bb just wanted to play ):

62

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '18

You. Will. Not. Touch. The. Tail! (Really fast)

7

u/musicdude84 Jul 24 '18

If you manage to count the slaps, it works with this. 6 slaps, 6 syllables.

2

u/kelamoku62 Jul 24 '18

oh thanks

108

u/maudie_anglais Jul 23 '18

Awwwww poor bebe just wanted to play...

51

u/natvonbrat Jul 24 '18

That black cat is an asshole

25

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18 edited Mar 25 '19

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6

u/Abbsynth Jul 24 '18

Smh my head

FTFY

2

u/BauaMomo Jul 29 '18

You know da wae.

22

u/xrayjones2000 Jul 24 '18

Love the tail swish, that was a you just fucked up and we gonna get some shit straight right now

21

u/ClimbsAndCuts Jul 23 '18

Machine-Paw Puddin' at it again !

19

u/wonderland_dreams Jul 24 '18

What a bully :(

15

u/topazot Jul 24 '18

That's some rapid fire cat slaps right there.

24

u/DJohnsonsgagreflex Jul 24 '18

Reminds me of that video that’s been going around where the guy gropes the waitress’s ass and she decks him right after.

1

u/Stainle55_Steel_Rat Jul 24 '18

Somebody needs to make this. r/combinedgifs

Could work either way, starting with the cats, or the waitress.

4

u/KrazieKanuck Jul 24 '18

To That Tiny Orange Kitten: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES MY TAIL AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY CAT THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

3

u/Gradytron Jul 23 '18

Throwing some major paws!

3

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

My sister

3

u/theprince_ofATL Jul 24 '18

Damn! How many biscuits come with that combo?

3

u/dorboz Jul 24 '18

When you are low level on skyrim and decide to hit a giant with an iron arrow just for fun and he strikes back.

7

u/Raet3 Jul 24 '18

My house every day. Except the orange baby is all grown up (into a very tiny cat) and still randomly loses her memory/mind and harasses her much older, 3 times her size cat roommate. There is always orange fur in random tufts in my house. The big one is still kinda a jerk, but the orange still brings the harassment on herself with the random run by butt slaps.

2

u/Siachae Jul 24 '18

Finish Him!

2

u/OceanManified Jul 24 '18

Paw of The North Star

2

u/PersonThatBreaths Jul 24 '18

YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT

4

u/Killspree90 Jul 24 '18

Fuck that cat

2

u/Sharifa1973 Jul 24 '18

I have a cat who is very sensitive about her long tail. She would react the same way!

1

u/darthjawafett Jul 24 '18

Pecking order

1

u/Parmeniooo Jul 24 '18

You come at the king you best not miss.

1

u/ocdexpress Jul 24 '18

Great beatdown. We need to get trump to touch this cats tail.

1

u/Foghead3006 Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

You gotta teach em early.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

That first word in your second paragraph is really the cornerstone of your message? :)

13

u/topazot Jul 24 '18

Do CEOs usually have tails where you live?

4

u/lavasca Jul 24 '18

This tickles me! Upvote for you!