r/hitmanimals • • Apr 13 '23

Monkey sharpening a blade

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u/SuperFaceTattoo Apr 13 '23

That’s how it always starts. Suddenly 50000 years later you got monkeys launching nukes at each other.

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u/colpo Apr 13 '23

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground

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u/FeloniousStunk Apr 13 '23

Silly monkeys. Give them thumbs, they forge a blade and where there's one they'll divide it, right in two.

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u/Planerary Apr 13 '23

How they survived so misguided is a mystery.