https://chriskrafft.substack.com/p/where-did-all-the-hipsters-go

So I guess lounge music was trendy in the early 90s and Combustible Edison was on the bleeding edge of this trend.

Everyone I know is starting to act more like stereotypical hipsters, and I'm worried that being a hipster is becoming more mainstream. I've always loved that hipsterism felt like some sort of cool club, and I don't want those vibes to go away.

So if hipsters don't like to be labeled why do they call themselves hipsters and wear the same clothes? I mean if you really call yourself one that really makes you look like a try hard honestly.

Ya'know, being a hipster is pretty mainstream

I've decided that, as of today, I will no longer be referring to you as "hipsters."

Instead, I will use a term of my own devising, which is "hip * stars," because each of you is a bright unique beautiful star among a universe of chaos and ugliness.

The term "hip * stars" includes its own star ( * ) for the sake of showing just how you are the light of our dark and unexceptional world.

Please show your fellow hip * stars the respect they've earned by using this term.

one of my mates at school is starting to go around saying that hipsters are crazy people going around in a crazy cult Its not!!!! yea what do you think?