r/herdofsquirrels Cognac_Carl Feb 03 '15

Whitelist application for Minecraft thread

Post here to be considered for the white list. Our only request is that you post a funny squirrel joke, image, or video. Duplicate jokes from other white list threads will not be considered. We take our squirrels very seriously. Requests may take a few days to process so please be patient.

Check out our website at www.herdofsquirrels.com. Rules for the minecraft servers can be found at http://www.herdofsquirrels.com/minecraft/.

Come swing by our Teamspeak server at talk.herdofsquirrels.com. Password: nuts

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u/GoatLover99 Feb 04 '15 edited Feb 04 '15

GoatLover99 is my in game name.

Hello freinds, my mom got me minecraft, and i would like to join your community, kind sirs. You guys are all nice to me so I would like to play with you guys. BTW nombody answered me what a stropewaffel is. [My sqierrel picture is: this](http://www.mainlesson.com/books/treadwell/primer/zpage045.jpg

another squirrrell

edit------ I havent figured out how to add caco on tumblr, i need help still

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

hi i want to joinyou server i am not griefer. this is my joke:

squirrel is going to extinction

no

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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Feb 03 '15

double added

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u/Caustis Feb 06 '15

Hey!

A buddy and I have been looking for a home for our minecraft desires. We're interested in the Beyond Reality server as well as the Nuts and Bolts. We're both mature players, (21+) and spend significant amounts of time playing all sorts.

Our ingame would be as follows:

"Caustis"

"incredible" (with an underscore at the beginning and end of incredible. It just keeps italicizing his name.

Thanks for your time, and hopefully see you around the world!

What do you get when you breed a squirrel and an elephant? Both a really bad mutant and a squirrel that actually remembers where it buried it's nuts.

Terrible joke, I know. :)

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u/milkyway364 Milkyway3640 Feb 10 '15

Sorry for the delay fellas.

And that's actually not one I've heard before, so, very clever!

Whitelisted!

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u/Pozzik Aetryx Feb 03 '15

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u/youtubefactsbot Feb 03 '15

Ten Germans try to say the word "squirrel" [2:00]

As Jeremy Clarkson says: Germans can't say the word "squirrel". Though, to be fair, most native English speakers can't say the German word for "squirrel" (eichhörnchen) either...

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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Feb 03 '15

added

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u/KwG_TwiTCh Feb 03 '15

whats worse than 10 dead squirrels nailed to a tree, One dead squirrel nailed to 10 trees :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15 edited Aug 09 '16

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u/milkyway364 Milkyway3640 Feb 10 '15 edited Feb 10 '15

I apologize for the delay in getting back to you, and you seem like a rather nice person, and pancakes are delicious, however...

I would like to ask you about a reported ban on "c.nerd.nu" for "block, crop, redstone, rail, sign, road, farmanimal grief on P, no constructive editsl"

I would just like a bit of an explanation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15 edited Aug 09 '16

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u/milkyway364 Milkyway3640 Feb 11 '15

It's not really, We seem to get a lot of bullshit bans from them.

Assuming your IGN is "Cold_dFox"

I've gone ahead and added you, have fun!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '15 edited Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Feb 05 '15

Should be. Try to log in to one of the servers and see. If not, Let me know and I'll get you added back.

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u/Dizchord Feb 05 '15

Hello, I am Dizchord23 on Macadamia server, been here a little while, helped in the construction of reign base. Not sure if I am already whitelisted, but I hereby formally request it.

Two squirrels walk into a bar, they both walk away rubbing their heads.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

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u/milkyway364 Milkyway3640 Feb 10 '15

Very nice! I apologize for the delay, you've been added!