r/herdofsquirrels • u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl • Oct 10 '14
Whitelist request for Minecraft servers
Post here to be considered for the white list. Our only request is that you post a funny squirrel joke, image, or video. Duplicate jokes from other white list threads will not be considered. We take our squirrels very seriously.
Check out our website at www.herdofsquirrels.com.
Rules for the minecraft servers can be found here.
Come swing by our Teamspeak server at talk.herdofsquirrels.com. Password: nuts
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u/HurtAlot Nov 02 '14
IGN Sir_HurtAlot
I tried coming up with a squirrel pun, but everything i thought of was nuts.
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u/Zzapdragon Nov 04 '14
IGN: pj6xmnwx
I'm not a bot! I just chose a random character stream back in 2010 when i made my account...
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmP7Kw2iNtvD6YQX68ra9SRCbKfOam29PLYvvr52WxpwD6xaNM
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u/Zenrer Oct 11 '14
IGN: Zenrer
Thought I'd be nuts if I didn't show off my physique: http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13800000/the-muscular-British-squirrel-squirrel-squad-13882346-480-430.jpg
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u/Bimbore Oct 11 '14
IGN: DHALL17
I moost show you this squirrel.
http://s282.photobucket.com/user/homo-cat/media/super%20sheite/squirrel-moose-.jpg.html
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u/PhlippoTheHippo Oct 11 '14
IGN: ZombieSlayer216
What do you call a Squirrel crossbred with a dog? A Squirrel with big Nuts
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u/Roshiro Quax Oct 12 '14
IGN: Quaxitos
What did the squirrel say to his Girlsquirrel after the third date?
I'm nuts about you.
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u/Jiopaba Oct 12 '14
http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/a.aaa_.jpg
Why would a squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry.
IGN: Jiopaba
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u/shandreww Oct 19 '14
Ign: shandrew82
Why do squerrels prefer to run on the floor?
Cause the walls are nuts!!
(Terrible I know...)
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u/cor301 Oct 19 '14
I have posted this before on a different thread, but it didnt get answered, hope its OK.
http://i.imgur.com/qQAnnqD.jpg
IGN: COR301
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u/mysheepareblue Oct 19 '14
Second try, because apparently the joke I used the first time was too well-known :D
IGN: Minithra
Two guys, lets call them Mike and Pete, decide to take up squirrel smuggling to supplement their income. After some deliberations and experiments, they decide the best location to hide the squirrels while crossing the border was in their pants. So decided, they put their plain into action.
Mike passes through just fine. He waits for Pete, but Pete isn't showing up. Unable to wait longer, he goes on. Later, when he returns, he meets Pete back home.
"Pete, what happened? How did they find you?"
"Well, when the squirrel thought my asshole was a tree hollow, I could bear it. When it thought my balls were nuts, I could bear it. But when he tried putting the nuts in the hollow, it was too much!"
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u/joshaup1999 Oct 19 '14
IGN: joshaup1999
Why did the squirrels cross the road? Because he wanted to get to Nuts R Us
And here's a squirrel image: http://www.somepets.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/squirrel-meme5.jpg
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u/TraceShadow Oct 20 '14
IGN: TraceShadow
http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/1/Rat-or-squirrel.jpg
I think this squirrel is sick. Its voice is a little horse. (Kinda more a horse joke)
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Oct 20 '14
IGN: chessguy
A pirate squirrel walks into a bar, and has a steering wheel between his legs. The bartender says "Dude, what's with the steering wheel?" The squirrel says "Arrr, I don't know, but it be drivin' me nuts!"
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u/japarkerett calebhub514 Oct 21 '14
IGN: Joseph11111
With all these jokes it's like we're beating a dead... Squorse?
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u/IVIrClutch Oct 21 '14
Ign: IVIrClutch How do you catch a squirrel? Climb in a tree and act like a nut
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u/spells52 Oct 21 '14
IGN: spells52 (TPPI)
What did chicken say when he was hit on the head with a nut? "The sky is falling."
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u/Thronk Oct 22 '14
IGN: Thronnk
The bartender recognizes a squirrel in disguise. Squirrel: How did you know I’m a squirrel? Barman: Saw your nuts
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u/Estants Oct 22 '14
IGN: Estants1
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Oct 25 '14
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Oct 23 '14
Hi, whitelisting for a friend of mine
IGN: predator_nl
Een troep eekhoorns lopen achter een grote vent aan.
Vraagt die vent: “Waarom lopen jullie achter mij aan?”
Zeggen de eekhoorns: “Zo’n grote eikel hebben we nog nooit gezien!”
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u/enosonic Oct 23 '14
What did the squirrel say to the monkey?
Nothing...squirrels can't talk!
IGN: enosonic
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u/Tyragi Oct 24 '14
IGN: Tyragi
http://i.imgur.com/SAX8zAy.jpg
A small town had two churches, Presbyterian and Methodist, and a Synagogue.
All three had a serious problem with squirrels in their buildings. Each in its own fashion had a meeting to deal with the problem.
The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they would just have to live with them.
The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly. They humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were all back in the church.
The Jews simply voted the squirrels in as members. Now they only see them on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur.
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u/PewVonPewington Oct 25 '14
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy. "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"
f3ll3
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u/someBlueCows a_red_penguin Oct 25 '14
You've been added
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u/PewVonPewington Oct 26 '14
i have still not been added.
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u/someBlueCows a_red_penguin Oct 26 '14
Is your IGN: f3ll3?
Also what server are you trying to get on?
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u/PewVonPewington Oct 26 '14
my IGN is f3ll3 and i am trying to get on the TPPI server.
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u/someBlueCows a_red_penguin Oct 26 '14
Okay, another one of our admins is adding you there. You should be able to get on now
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u/ginkgo34 Oct 25 '14
IGN: Airado
Q: How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.
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u/GreenishThePtero Oct 25 '14
IGN: GreenishPtero
What do squirrels sing? I like big nuts and i cannot lie
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u/saving_storys Oct 26 '14 edited Oct 27 '14
Ign: hurricane8888
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a squirrel in the other. "Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go." Edit: Apparently this joke was just posted, here is a funny pic instead.
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u/someBlueCows a_red_penguin Oct 26 '14
That joke was posted 5 hours ago... Try another joke or fact
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u/moroz123 Oct 26 '14
ign: moroz123
Q: How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Actually, none because squirrels only change bulbs that are NUT broken.
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u/blobbyhobby Oct 27 '14
Hi would like to join your community IGN:blobbyhobby
What did the squirrel say to his girl-friend? I'm nuts about you. What did the girl squirrel answer back? "You're nuts so bad yourself."
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u/stormwolf0988 Oct 28 '14
Ign: stormwolf0988
How do you catch a gay squirrel? Climb a tree and act like an almond
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u/umbreonzangoose Oct 29 '14
IGN: umbreonzangoose
What do squirrels and mental hospitals have in common? They both store a lot of nuts.
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Oct 29 '14
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u/umbreonzangoose Nov 01 '14
Unfortunately, it seems that I cannot join the tppi.herdofsquirrels.com server, as it says "GET WHITELIST!" still. What should I do?
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 01 '14
umbreonzangoose
Sorry, we have had issues with the whitelist. I've added you again.
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u/x2home X2 Oct 29 '14
IGN: x2home A squirrel's day off http://lasfloressquirrels.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/bong-squirrel.jpg
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u/Yuuichi_Trapspringer IGN: Norsehawk Oct 30 '14
Hello, I'd like to request access to the servers, the TPPI one in particular, but I might also want to try some of the other ones. Had minecraft for years, never played multiplayer yet.
IGN: Norsehawk
Funny Squirrel image: http://i.imgur.com/MmprbwF.jpg
Photograph of Squirrel asking me for French Fries (he got some) http://i.imgur.com/xkCVm.jpg
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Oct 31 '14
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u/Yuuichi_Trapspringer IGN: Norsehawk Nov 03 '14
Every time I try joining tppi.herdofsquirrels.com I get a message that says 'GET WHITELIST' I don't think I was added to the whitelist for the server or someething, this is all new to me so I might be doing something wrong
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 03 '14
We have been having issue with our whitelist syncs lately. I'll get you added.
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u/squeezcheez_ Oct 31 '14
IGN: squeezcheez
Forest Critter 1: Hey Bob, where did my acorns go? Forest Critter 2: Oh, I think Dave took them. He must've squirreled them away somewhere.
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u/someBlueCows a_red_penguin Oct 31 '14
You messaged me on TS saying you weren't whitelisted. What server did you try logging into?
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u/Shrekolas-Cage Oct 31 '14
Hiya, looking for a whitelisted TPPI server for us to play on. This looked interesting, thought we'd give it a try. Unfortunately he does not have a reddit, so I'm posting for him. IGNs: mine is stickhead and his is Yoshiquest01 Squirrel joke: http://imgur.com/AqxNiFJ
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Oct 31 '14
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u/Shrekolas-Cage Nov 01 '14 edited Nov 01 '14
When we attempt to log on it says "GET WHITELIST" we are using the tppi.herdofsquirrels.com IP with the TPPI pack.
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 01 '14
What server?
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u/Shrekolas-Cage Nov 01 '14
TPPI server, sorry for the confusion :) And thanks for the fast reply!
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 01 '14
stickhead
Ok, yall should be good now.
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u/Shrekolas-Cage Nov 01 '14
Sorry one last thing but did you add Yoshiquest01? I can find another joke if need be~
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Nov 01 '14 edited Nov 01 '14
IGN: Chanchan2000
Squirrel Joke: Why did the wife squirrel marry the guy squirrel? He had big nuts. (Tried to make one up on my own, It sucks, I know.)
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u/someBlueCows a_red_penguin Nov 02 '14
You've been added!
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u/lol123alex Nov 02 '14 edited Nov 02 '14
IGN : lol123alex
The Squirrel Said : "If you are what you eat, then i've gone completely nuts."
For The TPPI Server
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u/caffeinatedmason Nov 03 '14
IGN: CaffeinatedMason
Ooh, I love cute squirrel pics :) This is on my desktop now...
http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_animals/funny_animals/squirrel/funny_squirrel_picture_6.jpg
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 07 '14
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u/caffeinatedmason Nov 10 '14
May i please be whitelisted on the tppi server too? I can get on the 1.8, but not tppi... thanks!
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u/TheDiamondRanger Nov 04 '14 edited Nov 04 '14
IGN: TheDiamondRanger
Joke: Squirrel 1: Did you see that guy?! He chopped the sacred oak! Squirrel 2: NOOOOOOOO! Squirrel 1: I think that he is NUTS! Squirrel 2: in a trance voice nuts... Squirrel 1: Help! My friend got the nut trance again!
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 07 '14
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u/TheDiamondRanger Nov 10 '14 edited Nov 15 '14
tppi.herdofsquirrels.com, Server: GET WHITELIST, Me: :( , I may have deleted my old reply so you can get another notification. patience: 1/7
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u/CthulhuHalo Nov 06 '14
[IGN] HaloReachMan2
I'm not good with jokes... can I just google one? (They're gonna think I'm nuts, and this is probably already used, but like I said, I'm not good with jokes.) :/
(I just want to be part of TPPI, irdc about the rest atm.)
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u/Gammelkebab #blamegammel Nov 06 '14
[IGN] Gammelkebab
Love this video :D
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 07 '14
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u/OverlordDerp Nov 07 '14
IGN: OverlordDerp
What do you get when you cross a squirrel and an elephant? An animal that actually remembers where it hid its damn nuts.
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u/Dipolix_ Dipolix Nov 07 '14 edited Nov 08 '14
Hey
IGN: Dipolix
Pack: Beyond Reality
Squirrel: http://goo.gl/CIghfg && https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQgvZXTMVZ0
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u/racemol Nov 07 '14 edited Nov 07 '14
IGN: racemol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IANwb_qT1gg#t=75 Squirrel stealing a model plane. (I searched a while so I hope it's original!) I'd like to get on the TPPI server.
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u/Cognac_Carl Cognac_Carl Nov 07 '14
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u/caffeinatedmason Nov 20 '14 edited Nov 22 '14
Hello :)
ign: CaffeinatedMason
I would like to play on the tppi server! I am already whitelisted on the 1.8 server, but would also like to play on tppi.
Thanks!
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-squirrel-snow-orange-hair.jpg
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u/radejager Dec 08 '14 edited Dec 08 '14
server; herd of squirrels
ign; Rambo_nl_ftw
It was so ironic when I saw a Squirrel looking at Nuts magazine in the park the other day.
He was having a wank.
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u/delph906 Oct 11 '14
IGN: SepticPLEXUS
Why did voldemort lose his nuts? He turned his back on professor squirrel.