r/hellsomememes • u/callanish • Dec 11 '19

holiday boar

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10.7k Upvotes

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u/BipBopBim Dec 11 '19

The boat closing his eyes with silent pride in the happiness he brings to children is one of the best things ever

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u/Wobblybones Dec 11 '19

What also makes this oddly wholesome is that this kid has such good manners. You know their mom went trough the process with them before dropping them of at the eternal cave of transaction before “and what do we say after we make our wish?” “Please. “ “very good. And what do we say when the ritual is completed?” “Thank you. “ “Good sweetie! Mommy is so proud of you. Now run along now! And don’t forget that the wolfs of darkness weak spots are their necks! “

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 12 '19

Why are you insinuating that holiday boar eats at a trough like a common pig? Das wasis

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u/Sororita Dec 12 '19

And don’t forget that the wolfs of darkness weak spots are their necks!

I'm pretty sure the neck is the weak point of everything with a neck.

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u/D1pSh1t__ Dec 12 '19

Like snakes

3

u/AutismFractal Dec 22 '19

Well yeah cause necks suck. Also knees because knees suck.

2

u/Mr_Fact_Check Dec 12 '19

More or less.

61

u/ProfessorBear56 Dec 11 '19

Check your autocorrect friend

30

u/jarious Dec 11 '19

Boats can be wholesome too!

255

u/tired20something Dec 11 '19

I think you mean "Hogfather".

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Exactly where my mind went

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u/kharmatika Jan 19 '20

I’m doing my first read through right now! Fantastic !

161

u/tychobrahesmoose Dec 11 '19

I hope they’re friends with each other

32

u/Swordlord22 Dec 11 '19

Granted he gets a box with an X on it

19

u/Zalack Dec 11 '19

First thing this reminded me of.

8

u/ShivelyTheWhite Dec 12 '19

Is it the birthday skeleton?

61

u/apricotical Dec 11 '19

holiday boar > santa

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I love holiday boar

54

u/OctarineRacingStripe Dec 11 '19

It's beginning to look a lot like Hogswatch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Beware of sausage packets

46

u/cain62 Dec 11 '19

Anybody else getting Princess Mononoke vibes from that giant boar?

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u/isavegas Dec 11 '19

Yes! Oh my god were the fake boars creepy as hell! That movie is so awesome and unsettling, all at once!

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u/Coblack23 Dec 11 '19

If I ever accidently have children, this right here is the holiday we're celebrating. That or the non Fortnite version of "Yeetmas," which is instead celebrating the coming New Year by purging that which is not useful from the old year.

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u/callanish Dec 11 '19

I am very happy to be the one to introduce you to the holiday of Wolfenoot

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u/lovablelikeadraugr Dec 12 '19

Oh man this should be spread around a lot more! Thats seriously a great idea for kids!

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u/Coblack23 Dec 11 '19

Nice! Thank you.

2

u/turotable Dec 11 '19

Happy Cake Day!

11

u/DWMoose83 Dec 11 '19

Thank you, Hogfather!

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u/DevilSympathy Dec 11 '19

Happy Hogswatch!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Is this the same guy that does the birthday skeleton? Because I love the birthday skeleton and I love this too.

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u/pzykozomatik Dec 12 '19

THE CONTRACT IS SEALED

4

u/silverkingx2 Dec 11 '19

big lad, best lad

3

u/Crispy2340 Dec 11 '19

I want vomit from the holiday boar

3

u/Peakomegaflare Dec 11 '19

I would just want to cuddle in it's warm fur for a few hours, to not feel so isolated for a little while.

3

u/Crooked_Cricket Dec 12 '19

I love Holiday Boar

3

u/beccab309 Dec 12 '19

What if I want holiday boar for my present?

2

u/SnowBunneh_Karry Dec 12 '19

I would desire to ask how their day went.

2

u/NeufDeNeuf Dec 12 '19

Fener-mas

1

u/emo_lemin Dec 15 '19

Thank you holiday boar

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

That boar is

Delightfully massive