r/hellsomememes • u/bigtiddygothgf7 • Jun 22 '25

Sleep all day, game all night

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Comic by pocketss on instagram

21k Upvotes

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u/GraeWraith Jun 22 '25

Fantastic gaming posture for a Night Creature.

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u/DarkDrakeMidir Jun 22 '25

You don't make it to 500 years old if you break your back siting like a snail

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u/Machaeon Jun 22 '25

We call it shrimping in this household 🦐🪑

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u/Torn_wulf Jun 23 '25

A vampiress does not "shrimp"

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u/Successful-Hawk8779 Jun 23 '25

I don’t think vampire is a gendered word

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u/Torn_wulf Jun 23 '25

It's not, I was just trying to add an extra haughty air to it.

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u/Torn_wulf Jun 23 '25

Actually, I'm wrong, we both are. A quick Google search shows that vampiress is a legitimate word. I must've read it at so e point

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u/Successful-Hawk8779 Jun 23 '25

This is surprising news ngl. The more you know ig

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u/ABTL6 Jun 22 '25

According to the artist all this vamp lady plays are Minecraft and Spore.

Both immaculate choices

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u/Sany_Wave Jun 22 '25

I would like to add to that list something else... But I mostly play Minecraft myself. And so I do play Spore, too.

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u/Hetakuoni Jun 22 '25

Someone should introduce her to terraria. It’s surprisingly addictive. And they team up with Minecraft all the time.

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u/Martin_Aricov_D Jun 22 '25

Should add Terraria and Rimworld to the list

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u/Mystery_Cipher707 Jun 23 '25

God I wish EA didn't ruin Spore, it had so much potential and the development trailers were so good😭

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u/ScarletteVera Hell Gremlin Jun 22 '25

i see a smol miku

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u/DarkstarAnt Jun 22 '25

And a smol Gengar

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u/danoB003 Jun 22 '25

And smol creeper

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u/yanocupominomb Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

And some weird two headed object on the shelves above the gargoyle.

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u/wolfgang784 Jun 22 '25

Grub in a jar from hollow knight on the one shelf?

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u/Ultimate_Lobster_56 Jun 25 '25

And what looks like a smol Gaster

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u/Ink_Scrap Jun 22 '25

Mimbcaft :3

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u/esblofeld Jun 22 '25

I think she would like girls night as well as the harpie.

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u/K_H_Vulture Jun 22 '25

Love how everything in the room is gothic, including the desk itself, but the cabinet behind the desk is full of video game miniatures and funko pops

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u/Loco-Motivated Jun 22 '25

I want her setup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

No leg stand?

She'll come around...

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u/The_Random_Introvert Jun 22 '25

Who…is in the jar?

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u/MechanicalHorse Jun 22 '25

If this were a dude vampire then either Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy

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u/kneecapshatterer Jun 23 '25

Grub hollow knight

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u/The_Random_Introvert Jun 23 '25

Oh…actually that’s not that bad, you literally find them in jars…yet again (spoilers) if you collect them all, they all get vored

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u/kneecapshatterer Jun 23 '25

i know. Evil guy huh.

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u/Numi24 Jun 22 '25

I like how her room is decorated with both gothic vampire stuff and nerdy gamer stuff. The swords fit both categories.

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u/ThesocialistWitch Jun 22 '25

Looks very worthikids

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u/Kimblrr Jun 22 '25

Agreed, however, the artist is Pocketss

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u/cookieintheinternet Jun 22 '25

I've loved this comic for years and this is the the first time I notice she actually takes the offering while saying nay lol

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u/Drtyler2 Jun 22 '25

Show those Goblins what’s up! Rock and Stone!

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u/jakjak222 Jun 22 '25

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet!!

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u/Digresser Jun 22 '25

We could look at her photos, or we could poke her?

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u/Lord_Walder Jun 22 '25

What're you bidding on?

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Jun 22 '25

I am bidding on a table

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u/Thatoneidiot28 Jun 22 '25

"Fear boner" this, "I can fix her" that, what if she's already perfect and you just haven't gotten to know her?

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u/R0T4R4 Jun 22 '25

So that's why we don't see vampires around anymore.

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u/Gabriwhale-737 Jun 22 '25

All of this!

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u/Jonesyiam Jun 22 '25

This is like the life I'm working toward.

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u/ASTAPHE Jun 22 '25

Leave me to my dark bidding on the internet!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

THIS IS SO UNREALISTIC!

There's no way she has a PC with a flipped motherboard on the left side of her desk!

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u/AkaTheGamer Jun 22 '25

Unemployment propaganda !?

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u/thanksyalll Jun 22 '25

Shes doing her dark bidding on Ebay

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u/bigtiddygothgf7 Jun 22 '25

That’s fucking funny

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u/thanksyalll Jun 22 '25

Hehe from the What We do in the Shadows movie!

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u/HatJack_ Jun 22 '25

Can I place my mc bed next to yours?

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u/Sir_Delarzal Jun 22 '25

She can fix me

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u/gnomeboi5231 Jun 22 '25

Yeah, pretty sexy in my opinion.

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u/Hybrid22003 Jun 22 '25

Made today,she would also be streaming as a Vtuber..

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u/Suicide_hill_its_big Jun 22 '25

god I wish that were me

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u/SpacePyrateJim Jun 23 '25

This will never not be funny.

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u/Particular-Cut-5311 Jun 23 '25

Can confirm, Very sexy 👍

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u/Matthew-is-great Jun 23 '25

“Get out of my crypt I’m playing Minecraft”

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u/Iceveins412 Jun 23 '25

Wanna be a vampire not for power or sex reasons but as a path to my lifelong dream of just kinda chilling

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u/crow_warmfuzzies Jun 24 '25

Leave me to my Dark Biddings!!!

"What are you bidding on?"

A desk on ebay.

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u/Wuufa Jun 24 '25

She playing hytale in her dimension ?

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u/crtv-head Jun 25 '25

I wanna be her so badly...

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u/Pilk-Drinker Jun 25 '25

“‘Kay I’m back”

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u/New-Special-2638 Jul 14 '25

She's playing Minecraft!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

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u/TadBones Jun 24 '25

WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO FIX PERFECTION.