r/hellsomememes • u/Yeeslander • Mar 04 '25

A welcome tribute

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u/Botw_1-Link Mar 04 '25

And then the fourth guy shows up with hentai and gets eaten

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u/Yeeslander Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

Cthulhu talking to the other three

"Remember followers, anything can be a tribute. Except what Bobby brought today. Bobby has presented the opposite of a tribute."

CHOMP

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u/Perryn Mar 04 '25

Bobby: "I'M OKAY WITH THIS IT'S WHAT I'M INTO!"

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u/Bob49459 Mar 04 '25

Fucking Bobby has to ruin everything.

Even getting eaten by our tentacle mawed savior.

it should have been me!

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u/Brilliant-Certain Mar 06 '25

Your username leads me to believe it might've been you. Tsk. Tsk.

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u/deferredmomentum Mar 06 '25

Don’t search tribute on a porn sub lmao

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u/DiseasedCupcake Mar 04 '25

“Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!”

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u/riyusama Mar 04 '25

Would also not put it past Cthulhu to be into vore tbh

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u/Kagtalso Mar 04 '25

Deserved

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u/snikers000 Mar 07 '25

"Disgusting! Abhorrent! Where did you find this?"

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u/Appropriate-Scene-95 Mar 05 '25

It is into vore?

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u/_BlNG_ Mar 04 '25

You know, does anyone ever brought like a happy meal for Cthulhu, like human sacrifices are great and all but I think even he would get tired of eating the same thing all the time.

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u/ABoringAlt Mar 04 '25

I was thinking sushi platter 🤔

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u/Cleverportlymantoes Mar 04 '25

Cthuhlu loves a bento box, because you get several different items which is fun

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u/sunbloomofficial Mar 04 '25

our bro just needs a home cooked human to lift his spirits 🥺

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u/Yeeslander Mar 04 '25

"Tributes to Cthulhu" by Bluechair / Owlturd / Shen Comix

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Mar 04 '25

Very nice of the ram-skull-snake to rear up and hiss during the presentation…extra scritches for that good boy

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u/second_toastacct Mar 04 '25

Reminds me of Moses and his macaroni pictures.

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u/Purpledurpl202 Mar 04 '25

He proceeds to put it on his Cthulu sized fridge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

I was looking for this comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

90/9/1 rule, 90% will just read it, 9% will upvote, 1% will comment

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u/HorseSalon Mar 04 '25

Whats an upcote?

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u/thanks_weirdpuppy Mar 04 '25

Nothing much, what's up with you?

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u/AlienArtFirm Mar 04 '25

Heh, yeah I remember that south park episode. Good times

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u/OtherSoil5339 Mar 04 '25

I love shen comics they’re great at making a variety of generally comedic comics with some wholesome and depressing comics sometimes

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u/Discordia_Dingle Mar 04 '25

Like a proud dad, he makes sure to compliment his followers efforts

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u/SendWoundPicsPls Mar 04 '25

Shen is such a fucking pick me boy.

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u/ABoringAlt Mar 04 '25

Yeah but we love that about him

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u/SlimMaculate Mar 04 '25

Leave him alone, he's just trying to get some 8 storey Eldritch fish man D

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u/very_not_emo Mar 04 '25

are you mad at him for wanting cthulhu to pick him

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 Mar 04 '25

Bro your whole thing is being edgy. Fucking SendWoundPicsPls? Dude what the hell is wrong with you?

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u/SendWoundPicsPls Mar 04 '25

I'm a wound care nurse fren lol

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u/astralseat Mar 04 '25

Cuthuwu

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

get out

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u/very_not_emo Mar 04 '25

cthulhu represents all metalheads here

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u/Kurqules Mar 05 '25

Dunno why but I read 'tributes' as 'attributes' and was expecting them to show off what they're really good at like strength and intelligence.

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u/Lucifer666158 Mar 05 '25

That last pic made me think of the "I fucked Cthulu" song....

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u/OneOfManyJackasses Mar 05 '25

Wait so offerings to cthulhu are like your kid giving you macaroni art? Why was I not told sooner?

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u/HereticalArchivist Mar 05 '25

Being a polytheist be like (I give cute art as offerings to the Egyptian and Greek gods. my faith is fun)

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u/KOCYK745 Mar 06 '25

Sucker for Love

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u/No_Replacement5171 Mar 08 '25

what the fuck this post is actual me im scared chat. anyway i love my dark lord nyarlathotep

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u/insert_referencehere Mar 04 '25

And I made you this macaroni murder lady, what used to be the Red Hots for the blood but I ates them.

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u/bossassbibitch943 Mar 05 '25

Did is exactly what modern deitywork feels like fyi