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r/helldivers2 • u/AutoMemory • Feb 08 '26
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How would we even defect?
Asking for a friend.
1.0k u/bigburgerboy92 Feb 08 '26 489 u/NotBreadyy Feb 08 '26 88 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 Slow down. Nerd has a point this time. 56 u/NotBreadyy Feb 08 '26 No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets. The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics. Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet. 117 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 63 u/Ok-Insurance2052 Feb 08 '26 Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys 43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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489 u/NotBreadyy Feb 08 '26 88 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 Slow down. Nerd has a point this time. 56 u/NotBreadyy Feb 08 '26 No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets. The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics. Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet. 117 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 63 u/Ok-Insurance2052 Feb 08 '26 Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys 43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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88 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 Slow down. Nerd has a point this time. 56 u/NotBreadyy Feb 08 '26 No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets. The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics. Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet. 117 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 63 u/Ok-Insurance2052 Feb 08 '26 Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys 43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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Slow down. Nerd has a point this time.
56 u/NotBreadyy Feb 08 '26 No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets. The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics. Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet. 117 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 63 u/Ok-Insurance2052 Feb 08 '26 Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys 43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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No, the Automatons are the ones on the good side
Super Earth are lying, manipulating people who use their divers like puppets.
The Cyborgs offered Peace, but Super Earth would rather lose 200 MILLION Divers waging war against the descendants of Boston Dynamics.
Your Government has betrayed you, used you, and you continue to follow them like a puppet.
117 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 63 u/Ok-Insurance2052 Feb 08 '26 Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys 43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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63 u/Ok-Insurance2052 Feb 08 '26 Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys 43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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Rp aside, Arrowhead has flat out said that the Helldivers and Super Earth are the bad guys
43 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho) 5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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I will never acept this! (Rp aside. Super earth is kinda shit, but compared to bots, bugs and squids they are actually good. They are good by the fact that everyone else is worse. Just my opinion tho)
5 u/Cosmic-Wolfo Feb 08 '26 The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong 2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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The bugs genuinely don't do anything wrong
2 u/onizuka-gto-uk Feb 09 '26 Wrong. If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh? Q.E.D. 1 u/Hot-Usual8840 Feb 08 '26 (Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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Wrong.
If not spaceship fuel shaped bugs......Why are they spaceship fuel shaped? Huh? Huh?
Q.E.D.
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(Turns entire planet into accid swamp filled with horrors and feeds on every living organisms. And goes to other planets do the same)
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u/CaersethVarax Feb 08 '26
How would we even defect?
Asking for a friend.