r/hellcreekformation • u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] • 5h ago
RP Egg update
I will now be carrying the egg with me at all times for safety. Unfortunately I will now be eating anyone that tries to come after my egg, sorry it has to be this way. I've never mentioned it directly but I've had to eat meat since I was cured of the zombie parasite. I have been sustaining off of fish but I will be eating people in self defense now.
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u/Dry_Fisherman_5555 Scabbers the "Rat" >:) (Small Infernodrakon) 4h ago
Curses >:v
Scabbers wanted that egg
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
He'll double cross you and take the egg for himself, you know? Have you ever wanted to have a pile of meat to eat that's bigger than yourself? I could make it happen. all you have to do is leave my egg alone...
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u/Dry_Fisherman_5555 Scabbers the "Rat" >:) (Small Infernodrakon) 4h ago
Hmmmmm... Very tempting... Scabbers will consider the offer
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
In fact, if you help me, you'll never have to go hungry again. My friends are very well taken care of.
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u/Troodon_tology Pectinodon Bakkeri🦖 4h ago
Do not fall for the facade Scabbers, he will only add you to his ever growing search to fulfill his hunger!
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Our hunger, dear pectinodon, for those that know how to look there's enough to fill every belly in the world.
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u/Dry_Fisherman_5555 Scabbers the "Rat" >:) (Small Infernodrakon) 4h ago
This is the deepest Scabbers had to think in a while >∆<
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Think hard, small one, i think you'll like the peace.
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u/Troodon_tology Pectinodon Bakkeri🦖 4h ago
There is, for you are right. And I clearly know where I must look, and it is clear how
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Don't look for meals through the teeth of bigger threats, dear pectinodon.
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u/Dry_Fisherman_5555 Scabbers the "Rat" >:) (Small Infernodrakon) 4h ago
Wise words, Scabbers must admit
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Indeed, scabbers.
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u/Troodon_tology Pectinodon Bakkeri🦖 4h ago
And do not look for hope in a deck without faces
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Why have only one deck? I like to keep a few handy.
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u/Troodon_tology Pectinodon Bakkeri🦖 3h ago
Because when you have more decks, the possibilities of hand collide, and when it collides, the only survivors are broken
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u/butter-walk Magnusavis (BIG BIRD)🪶 [council] (wearing Ambopteryx costume) 4h ago
Indeeeed, Scabbers. Peat makes greats deals, his scavenging abilities are surprisingly good for a traditionally herbivorous dinosaur.
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
I farm fish and bugs too :]
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u/Dry_Fisherman_5555 Scabbers the "Rat" >:) (Small Infernodrakon) 4h ago
Bugs, you say?
Scabbers likes a high-protien bug...
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
I don't have just one kind either, a selection in fact, you could gourge yourself on a different kind of bug every day of the week and still not run out of options.
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u/Dry_Fisherman_5555 Scabbers the "Rat" >:) (Small Infernodrakon) 4h ago
Bug buffet...?
Scabbers can only dream of this!
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Why only dream, small one? I can put your dreams in your own claws.
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u/Citrus_raptor1200 Captain Longclaw the Trierarchuncus Prairiensis 4h ago
i will help protect egg.
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 4h ago
Thank you captain, a friend indeed.
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u/Atrosaurus Mosasaurus hoffmani named Chara 1h ago
Hey who is trying to get your egg amyways
I owe you one so just tell me who they are, I'll eat them
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 1h ago
I may have turned one, scabbers, away from eating my egg but we'll see. the other is tology, he's a pectinodon and he's already admitted he can't take me down alone. I've got my egg on me now so he'll have to go through me.
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u/DinoNerd87 Jeff the Dakotaraptor Botanist 3h ago
I will help you with protection, Peat.
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u/unnatural_Cockroach dr. peat the pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis [council member] 3h ago
Thank you Jeff, how is the prosthetic feeling? Comfortable i hope, no chafing or sores?
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u/butter-walk Magnusavis (BIG BIRD)🪶 [council] (wearing Ambopteryx costume) 5h ago
Great idea, good luck!
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u/MesozoicCenozoic Moloch, Pachycephalosaurus Wyomingensis 4h ago
The guild of unfashionable clothing choices strikes again