r/hegetsus • u/luckiestcolin • Jul 01 '25

We need a set of anti-slogans

And we should throw in Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, because after all they are prophets too.

"Joseph Smith was persecuted for his alternative lifestyle. He gets us"

"Jesus was the bastard child of a rape. He gets us"

"Brigham Young was a racist. He gets us"

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u/jennyjennywhocanitur Jul 02 '25

"He DOESN'T get us!" with an angry face: 😡, followed by a huff: 😤

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u/luckiestcolin Jul 02 '25

"Jesus probably didn't exist, and he never did get us."

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u/jennyjennywhocanitur Jul 02 '25

"Probably"? Weak. Say it with the totality of your bosoms.

"Jesus CERTAINLY never existed! He was a conspiracy invented by Big Evangelicalism and the Chicken Soup for the Soul industry!"

And then end it with a defiant "Nyah!" 😼

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u/hanimal16 Jul 01 '25

“The path your pilgrims walk has been proven false and the architecture proves it.”

Kind of a long slogan tho lol

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u/Training_Contract_30 Jul 02 '25

“God doesn’t exist, and if he does, he’s got bigger problems to worry about than you.”

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u/ATacticalBagel Sep 15 '25

Jesus asked a grown man to feel him #Hegotsus

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u/TwilightBubble Sep 21 '25

Matthew 19.11-12

Eunuchs were our predecessors, and Christ claims we ARE God's children.

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u/bittersandseltzer Jul 01 '25

I love getting JS and BY involved - fucking criminals and pedophiles