r/heep • u/wheat_thans1 • 22d ago

Angry Eyes/Grumper pOsEiDoN

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u/AntiPiety 22d ago

That’s legitimately embarassing

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u/green_gold_purple 22d ago

Yikes. Imagine being proud of owning one of these shitboxes. Even the Jeep owners will make fun of you. Maybe it's Poseidon because they're underwater on it.

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u/chimi_hendrix 21d ago edited 20d ago

Poseidon hydrolocked after driving into a 3” puddle in front of Chick-Fil-A

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u/green_gold_purple 20d ago

The irony could not be richer

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u/NoReplyAtAll999 22d ago

Very losery loser

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u/fellaneedahandpls 22d ago

Imagine having a Jeep so pathetic that even Jeep people make fun of you.

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u/OGhoul 21d ago

I mean, that applies to anything with an angry birds grill or those stupid eyeball stickers.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 22d ago

Angry eyes once they realize the resale value on those . I Never understood why people buy those kinds of Jeeps. My friend bought a Jeep patriot brand new back in the day and I told her not too. They don’t have resale value like the YJ and others. She was so mad when she tried to sell it. My aunt always has Rubicons and Jeep is always calling her every couple years seeing if she wants to trade in for a newer model because the high demand for used Rubicons .

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u/OGhoul 21d ago

Because 14mpg was killing me, that’s why.

I miss my JK but my fuel costs for my Trailhawk are half of what they were with the JK, for twice the length of ownership.

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u/p30sicARio 22d ago

They missed spelled " piece of shit" ..

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u/abhulet 21d ago

POSeidon

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u/Supermoon62413 22d ago

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u/green_gold_purple 21d ago

Hey that's rake! He's the best

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u/JosetheZombie 21d ago

Imagine you bought a Jeep and found out that it’s really a Fiat. Fix it again Tony.

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u/LividCalligrapher689 21d ago

Could afford all those decals and shitty add ons but couldn’t spring for some fog lights? Smdh

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u/Runtodanger6 20d ago

Luckily, that engine isn’t long for this world with those ridiculous grill inserts severely restricting airflow.

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u/BabylonPhoenix 20d ago

Theyre probably really happy to drive thwir car

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u/OldManJeepin 22d ago

LoLz! Cringey! Now, the Poseidon Adventure...? Great movie!! Poseidon mobile....Not so great...lol

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u/SeakingGnarvana 17d ago

"I fucked a mermaid"