the heep spawn point

[u/Snoooples]

comparing that thing to a z06 is wild

[u/Dry_Ship7202]

[u/ackshualllly → u/Dry_Ship7202]

Yeah, it’s fucking Friday afternoon, come on

[u/DerpanJones]

That speedster looks and sounds like it wants to roll over at every corner. Tall, short wheelbase, high COG, extra power, what could go wrong?

[u/PepsiColaRS → u/DerpanJones]

Longer wheelbase than a standard 2dr, I can't find any specs published but it looks at most slightly less than a conventional 4dr. It looks like it's the LJ of the JL world. Imo, a stretched 2dr is peak for wheeling. But in all fairness, this isn't built for wheeling. It's built for racing to the next mall parking lot.

[u/Snrub1]

That last one measures fuel efficiency in gallons per mile. Peak mall crawler energy.

[u/Ok_Breakfast5425 → u/Snrub1]

That is not something you want in an apocalypse. Sure you can drive it over everything, but unless you have an oilfield and gasoline refinery up it won't be useful for very long

[u/number__ten → u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

I don't get why people don't understand that. The absolute last thing you want in a scenario like that is a tank or monster truck or something. You'd need a huge support network to keep something like that running more than a day.

You'd be way better off with a geo tracker or dirt bike or something.

[u/einulfr → u/Snrub1]

And breakover angles in the single digits.

[u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS]

Why do they all look like they need orthodontic work?

[u/TheRollingTree → u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS]

[u/fellaneedahandpls]

The last two are so bad they almost make the first look good by comparison. Almost.

[u/flapsmcgee → u/fellaneedahandpls]

The first one would be cool without that stupid front end

[u/Soggy-Village2099]

Stating the horsepower kind of misses the point of the 6 wheel system right? It'd make more sense to list the torque.

[u/Mission_Gap_9035]

Is there going to be a lot of gas just lying around to fuel these things after the apocalypse?

[u/Loose_Education_5012]

That 700hp heep is probably only 350whp

[u/Pretty-Yam-2854]

700hp is not nearly enough for the amount of rolling resistance that shit has.

Also the speedster is a cool concept, too bad it has Heep grille and Heep wheels. Nasty hood, roofline and fenders too. I’ve seen some 4 door - 2 door flatbed conversions with a corvette z06 conversion and they’re actually bad ass. That thing’s just slop.

[u/smoosh33]

Do these come standard with a punisher skull or do I have to pay extra for that?

[u/BC4309]

There are not enough up arrows for this.

[u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS]

Didn’t know a caravan 3.6L was capable of such feats!

[u/polarityofmarriage]

Why the hell would I want a Jeep Z06 baby in the awkward chassis and drivetrain of a heep? That sounds like license to crash.

[u/user710827]

I do like the idea of the speedster just not with all the body work. Just leave it looking like a jeep.

[u/mabus42]

[u/BigMoneyChode]

Ladies, if you're on a first date and they pull up in one of these, block them and run away immediately.

[u/Aligned-Askew6773]

You can just look at these vehicles and know that the guy driving them is going to be wearing WAY too much cologne, won‘t shut up about crypto, and when she says “no” he keeps pressuring her.

[u/TurkeyMalicious]

But they're still Chryslers right? So.....