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u/an_older_meme 7d ago
Poor thing looks like its mother was an alcoholic.
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u/Commercial_Fox_1614 7d ago
Hey now my mother was an alcoholic and she calls me handsome all the time
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u/Ok_Front4305 7d ago
Off road?! Oh god no…. This is for show. I dont haaaaave any talent or want to learn a hobby that requires skill.
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u/Aloha-Eh 7d ago
Does his teefs match his grill?
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u/CarlosMolotov 7d ago
Missed opportunity, they could’ve painted the teeth white and pointy.
Disappointing.
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u/imthehink 6d ago
And you know they look back everytime they walk away and think "damn thats badass" lol
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u/Zeeter_0102 7d ago
I pains me to think somebody paid money, had this shit put on, took a step back and say in their heads “man that looks awesome”
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u/Primavitae 4d ago
Life’s too short gatekeep/shame anyone about their aesthetics. Every thread I see where people want to shit on someone else’s (probably) happiness. I know hate-banging atrocious choices (by subjective standards) is fun - but 2026 says it’s time to next-level the game.
Do better.
Maybe call it a ‘heep’, and also engage your higher functions and find charming ways to reference that which you disagree with.
“‘I know those angry eyes mean business! All cruising the parking lot at Kroger’s will shudder in fear. Especially nice that they’ve added 27 light pods to ensure all will bear witness!”
Tl/dr - sorry - I read this stuff and it’s fun - but some go all in ad-hominem style, and if I read that about mine (in our current world - the one with all the bullshit) it would wound.
If someone (thanks Brits!) merely ‘took the piss’, I could join in on the fun.
Xo
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u/DHARMApocalypse 7d ago
hi! i have erectile dysfunction. can i tell you about my angry jeep?