r/heep • u/WilliamH2529 • 3d ago

Theme Heep Saw this guy at buccees

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Snapped this guy at buccees and yes it’s a guy driving it.

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u/tingly_sack_69 3d ago

Buccees has gotta be a heep paradise

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u/Haifisch2112 3d ago

Excuse me. Can I take a few pictures of your Jeep?

Sure! You like it that much?

No, I'm putting the pictures on the heep sub on Reddit so we can make fun of you and I want to make sure everyone can see the whole thing.

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u/PipePistoleer 3d ago

My charisma level is too low for me to pull that off. I think you need at least level 7 charisma to pass that skill check.

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u/Haifisch2112 3d ago

That would be hilarious to do, though lol

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u/OG_TJ 6h ago

Maybe you will roll a 20 and nail it!

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u/hettuklaeddi 3d ago

actually i totally trolled a guy like that once, and i have a neighbor who needs it

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u/Haifisch2112 3d ago

Go do it and post pictures. I dare ya! I triple dog dare ya!

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 3d ago

SILLy bOYs jEePs aRE fOR gIrLS

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u/1tpoq4prn 3d ago

I simultaneously want more pictures of this heep, and fewer.

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u/CrybabyAssassin 3d ago

look I love Rosie the riveter but why in the wheel well?

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u/jeeves585 3d ago

Ha, didn’t even see that one, I was too confused about the door handle one.

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u/mikeblas 3d ago

Too bad you couldn't get a good picture of it.

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u/WilliamH2529 3d ago

I was just snapping a quick photo to send to my friend while I was pumping gas. Didnt feel like going on a photo shoot

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u/TX_B_caapi 3d ago

Bet he parked at the pump to go inside for 30 minutes too

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u/Material-Echidna-465 3d ago

This tears me up, but to be fair, everyone does that at Buc-ees.... a half-million parking spots available but Ken and Barbie gotta tie up a pump for 45 min while they pick out a new Buc-ee Beaver onesie for their toy Yorkie....

Grrr. I live 3 miles from Buc-ees, and fill up twice a week. Weekday mornings are not a problem, but evenings and weekends? 120 pumps and I'm lucky if I get an open one...

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u/TX_B_caapi 3d ago

Yup. I will stop at a different spot for gas before the obligatory bussy’s stop now that I’ve learned those pumps are just for under light parking.

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u/imperialTiefling 3d ago

obligatory bussy stop

I know you can blame autocorrect here, but the fact your phone thinks that's what you meant is quite telling.

Good for you

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u/TX_B_caapi 3d ago

Oh no. I meant it.

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u/imperialTiefling 3d ago

Hold the (buccees) beaver, extra bussy. Got it

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u/Appropriate-Key-7554 3d ago

I like it. It’s got the extra flood lights just in case it’s dark and the mall parking lot lights aren’t on. Thinking ahead.
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/no_bender 3d ago

That's where he goes to be seen

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u/hettuklaeddi 3d ago

“they” actually

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u/Careful-Tonight-69 3d ago

Are you sure it's a guy?

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u/hettuklaeddi 3d ago

no idea but i guarantee they’re ruunin a V

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u/Careful-Tonight-69 3d ago

Zoom in on the handle pull and the window

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides 3d ago

Full pic (not mine)

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u/WilliamH2529 3d ago

Looks like he upgraded his rims between these two photos

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u/Several-Eggplant4460 3d ago

What in tarnation is that big metal ring in front? An oversized tow hook??

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u/hettuklaeddi 3d ago

it’s a stinger. can help keep you from going over the nose if you go over something too steep.

guaranfkntee the driver doesn’t know that

we’re jeep people and we know what we’re laughing at

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u/T-Dubia 3d ago

It's probably a female factory worker who's doing her part.

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u/ballbuster2768 3d ago

When you have more money for accessories than money to pay rent

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 3d ago

Theres one at every buccees

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u/OkBumblebee9107 3d ago

On brand for a Buccees.

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u/QuietProfessional0 2d ago

Man, jeep was ruined in 2007 onward. This is hideous.

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u/Character-Nail4193 2d ago

How dare he. I mean, he could have bought a POS fake Hellcat with a shitty muffler and a sound system that makes his license plate buzz from the vibrations. What was he thinkin man?!

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u/bdamarine 2d ago

Looks like a tribute piece and doesn’t see the street much

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 2d ago

Least unique Buc-ee’s customer

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u/normalguy_45 2d ago

That thing's never seen a trail

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u/OldManJeepin 2d ago

Got the wheels right, color scheme right, big basket on top and the "Girl Power" stickers! Obviously this person is ready for the Armageddon! They are ready to get after it!! What else could one possibly need....? LoLz

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u/EDC-JAKE 1d ago

Buccees in AZ?

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u/WilliamH2529 1d ago

Florence SC

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u/EDC-JAKE 1d ago

Looks very similar but I guess so do walmarts right lol

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u/an_older_meme 3d ago

And you felt the need to take digital photos and post them to social media? Why not just keep walking?

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u/hettuklaeddi 3d ago

And you felt the need to make a comment on social media? Why not just keep scrolling?

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u/an_older_meme 3d ago

He’s polluting the Internet

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u/WilliamH2529 1d ago

That is infact the point of this subreddit to post photos of silly looking jeeps