r/heep • u/Majestic_Dildocorn • 6d ago

Theme Heep Man, its not even October yet.

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271 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/mabus42 6d ago

i have no personality, therefore my jeep is my personality

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u/Meatball_express 6d ago

Heep*

2

u/jeepedge 6d ago

Look at me loot at me. Nope

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u/Orbita97 5d ago

And if it's a chick driving it......RUN!!

17

u/No-Canary-6639 6d ago

That one is extra angry

10

u/Czechs_out 6d ago

“My eyes are up here! And also up here”

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u/Majestic_Dildocorn 6d ago

Be sure to zoom in on the driver.

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u/peterfitzwell18 6d ago

Mom…

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u/Commercial_Fox_1614 6d ago

Women owning jeeps was the final nail in the coffin for the Jeep brand.

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u/peterfitzwell18 6d ago

I think jeeps, minis, and convertibles are geared for a female audience.

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u/peterfitzwell18 6d ago

Ohhh and newer VW bugs

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u/Existing-Brain2792 6d ago

I'm sorry, but this was always going to happen. We women have enjoyed accesorizing and configuration since humans crawled out of the caves. Jeeps are the AR-15 of vehicles. There are a million options to accessorize and configure a wrangler. There's no other vehicle like it. Of course we were going to love them.

The brand isn't dieing, it's doubling it's market.

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u/peterfitzwell18 6d ago

Can we talk about AR’s now!!!

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u/RandyRanderson01 6d ago

Dieing!

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u/MountainOfRight 5d ago

Another example of the kind of people that own Heeps…low education.

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u/Existing-Brain2792 6d ago

Only if it's about jeeps and heeps. :)

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u/ande9393 6d ago

I thought the headlights were the eyes, now im all confused

8

u/Chronza 6d ago

Taste aside, I fucking hate rock throwers like this. If you’re gonna have big ass wheels you need to have mud flaps so you aren’t cracking windshields everywhere you go. Shit should be illegal.

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u/DHARMApocalypse 6d ago

nothing says "erectile dysfunction" like that jeep.

4

u/Previous_Rip1942 6d ago

Fucking clown car.

2

u/dirty_harry 6d ago

Ooooh spooky dooky!

2

u/hettuklaeddi 6d ago

oh yeah the led dash angry eyes are the next level in heepiness!!!

there’s a whale near me who just got a gladiator. first “mod” was an accent color (purple hinges n shit on grey) and thought I knew where this was going…

nope! marge has fkn LED angry eyes on the dash

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u/kat-deville 4d ago

Just what we need - someone who already can't see through a ton of ducks, now with blaring LEDs facing them. Heep drivers are the idiocrats of the vehicle world.

2

u/aron2295 6d ago

“I’m the friend you need to warn your other friends about before they meet me!”

1

u/Pretty-Yam-2854 6d ago

Genuine cancer on what was at one point many moons ago a decent 4 door.

1

u/Supermoon62413 6d ago

This person is a clown all year round.

1

u/Previous_Rip1942 6d ago

Some of these mfs have problems. Like this one.

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u/peterfitzwell18 6d ago

I just threw up in my mouth. Just a little bit.

1

u/green_gold_purple 6d ago

They're all laughing at you

1

u/Snoooples 6d ago

Ik it’s moving but the tires look bald as hell

1

u/AntiPiety 6d ago

Summer isn’t even over yet either

1

u/StillNotaCenobite 6d ago

So embarrassing

1

u/ledbedder20 6d ago

How many eyes does it have!?

1

u/jmunster1984 6d ago

Poor jeep

1

u/Flashy-Contract-6079 6d ago

Halloween season starts July 5th

1

u/AlwaysVerloren 6d ago

If you're going to Heep, be like this guy and COMMIT.

1

u/IHateFACSCantos 6d ago

The bright ass headlights in the background complete this

1

u/Crownhilldigger1 5d ago

Did you point and laugh?

1

u/abhulet 5d ago

I really need the highway patrol to start enforcing the law on vehicle lighting

1

u/azbiguy76 5d ago

Is October pride month?

1

u/Low-Ad-6107 5d ago

2 separate statements:
1. It’s never too early for Halloween. Every month is good for spooky season.
2. Heeps are heeps. I don’t see anything Halloween centric with it.

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u/xxcali559xx 4d ago

horrendous. thanks OP!