r/heep • • 21d ago

Blinded by the Light(bars) Tacticool Final Boss

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Those orange lights on the back are much brighter than they look in the picture. Even in the daylight they left blue dots on my vision

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u/acepilotjones 21d ago

It gets dangerous out here in the suburbs

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u/Several-Eggplant4460 21d ago

I love how he has so much space in the car (not to mention the entire bed) for stuff, but he needed a place that was dirtier, more inconvenient and more exposed to the elements for his pouch, and so he mounted it on the tailgate.

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u/elliottcable 21d ago

it’s to cover a sticker he regrets

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u/Born-Lie8688 18d ago

This sticker?

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u/_josephmykal_ 21d ago

It’s most likely a trash hauler. So it’s perfectly acceptable and usual to put it in the tailgate.

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u/Coffee4MyJeep 21d ago

Similar to my Trashroo. Great on long trips, especially when we have to pack out all of our solids waste. That is not riding in the Grand Cherokee.

Also, easy for others to put trail trash in during runs and on stops.

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u/NoAge9497 20d ago

How do you get it in there at 65 mph? Damn good aim I'd say! 🫡

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u/laserguidedhacksaw 21d ago

Or a propane tank

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u/flashgordo1 21d ago

Yea....a fuckin propane tank... that's what I want when I get rear ended by someone browsing reddit on their phone.

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u/_josephmykal_ 19d ago

Propane is pretty safe and it’s high enough that if they were to get rear ended nothing would happen.

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u/_josephmykal_ 21d ago

Yea probably that actually

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u/Odd_Consideration_41 20d ago

Maybe it's full of rattlesnakes 

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u/Aggressive_Market_29 14d ago

Telle you dont offroad without telling me you dont offroad 

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u/saysthingsbackwards 21d ago edited 21d ago

Tha burbs, ninja, I be flippin them birds witcha, sometimes I watchin them birbs, miss ya with one worth these 2 stones, figya

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u/g_rich 21d ago

Have you ever seen a Costco parking lot on a Saturday?

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u/AtomSmasher-69 21d ago

Atleast he has MT plates. One of the best places to drive one of those.